Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Sad Loss and Ugly Prince

The dog world has lost one of their finest.


A black Labrador that burrowed through smoking debris after Sept. 11 and flooded rubble after Hurricane Katrina in search of survivors has died of cancer.

Owner Mary Flood had 12-year-old Jake put to sleep Wednesday after a last stroll through the fields and a dip in the creek near their home in Oakley, Utah. Flood said Jake had been in pain, shaking with a 105-degree fever as he lay on the lawn.

No one can say whether the dog would have gotten sick if he hadn't been exposed to the toxic air at the World Trade Center, but cancer in dogs Jake's age is common.

Some owners of rescue dogs who worked at ground zero claim their animals have died because of their work there. But scientists who have spent years studying the health of Sept. 11 search-and-rescue dogs have found no sign of major illness in the animals.

Many human ground zero workers have complained of health problems they attribute to their time at the site: the largest study conducted of about 20,000 ground zero workers reported last year that 70 percent of patients suffer respiratory disease years after the cleanup.

The results of an autopsy on Jake's body will be part of a medical study on the Sept. 11 dogs that was started by the University of Pennsylvania more than 5 years ago.

Flood adopted Jake as a 10-month-old puppy. He had been abandoned on a street with a broken leg and a dislocated hip.

"But against all odds he became a world-class rescue dog," said Flood, a member of Utah Task Force 1, a federal search-and-rescue team that looked for human remains at ground zero.

On the evening of the team's arrival in New York, Jake walked into a fancy Manhattan restaurant wearing his search-and-rescue vest and was treated to a free steak dinner under a table.

Flood eventually trained Jake to become one of fewer than 200 U.S. government-certified rescue dogs - an animal on 24-hour call to tackle disasters such as building collapses, earthquakes, hurricanes and avalanches.

After Katrina, Flood and Jake drove from Utah to Mississippi, where they searched for survivors in flooded homes...

"He was a great morale booster wherever he went," Flood said. "He was always ready to work, eager to play - and a master at helping himself to any unattended food items."

She said Jake's ashes would be scattered "in places that were important to him," such as his Utah training grounds and the rivers and hills near his home where he swam and roamed.

Another amazing example of how smart dogs are!!

No not so much the hero stuff but the ability to walk into a fancy Manhattan restaurant wearing his search-and-rescue vest and being treated to a free steak dinner under a table and a master at helping himself to any unattended food items. Now that's a smart dog.



Now if only people were as smart as dogs:

Prince von Anhalt, naked in his Rolls


Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, the wacky Freddy von Anhalt, 64, was photographed after a trio of women robbers (he says) pulled up next to him, asked for a photo, but instead robbed him at gunpoint and left him naked and cuffed to his Rolls-Royce.



The imbecilic 9th husband of 90-year-old Zsa Zsa previously injected himself into the national news by claiming to be the father of Dannielynn Birkhead, saying that he had an affair with the late Anna Nicole Smith. No one has corroborated that alleged liaison. There were also no witnesses to the "robbery."

Zsa Zsa called to tell her daughter about "the robbery," and she first said "it was three aliens, but I told him to say it was three humans, because people would think he was crazy."

Notice how tightly he is bound to the steering wheel.

What a strange world we live in.

That's the reality world for today, thanks for stopping by!!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Open Letter to Michael Vick

OK, I'm no expert, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once.

My observation is if a person is innocent of what they are accused, then there would be no need to change your hair style to appear in court to enter a not guilty plea.

So I draw my own conclusion based on the before and after pictures.

Before:



After:


Before:


After:


Of course when one gets into trouble it is always good to mention God and Country and have your dog at your side.



Oh wait, not a good idea there!! So do the next best thing - have your Mamma parade around for you telling everyone what a good son you are.



Then of course smile for your fans who are lined up and have waited for your arrival.







A true athlete's job is to make sure his sponsor is mentioned.







A good athlete loves impressing the women in hopes they will join his fan club.







Always ask someone if they want your autograph cause you are famous.



Be surrounded by a lot of security,



just in case one of those rabid fans that really wants to reach out and touch you breaks off the leash.



Show a little grin at the turn out to see someone so famous as you.





But above all just remember this Michael Vick, if justice is served the next time you are in a football uniform it will be a prison game like in the movie the Longest Yard!!!



However if I had my way, you would be stripped naked and put in a caged ring with dogs like you owned for a no holds barred, no time limit fight to the death.

Wow, think of the pay per view revenue that would generate.

I'm not sure Las Vegas books have enough money to cover that kind of action!!!

See what a bad a#s you are then!!!

Oh and last but not least, rule number one is as a celebrity football player you can get away with murder, but when you mess with dogs you are going down.




Michael Vick should be put down, says activist


Senior US Senator Robert Byrd weighed into the dog-fighting scandal surrounding gridiron star Michael Vick yesterday by raising the prospect of execution for offenders.

The 89-year-old Democrat said he had witnessed one execution but wouldn't mind seeing another "if it involves this cruel, sadistic, cannibalistic business of training innocent, vulnerable creatures to kill".

Finally, a politician who has it right!!

Friday, July 27, 2007

Are You Serious?

Friday, oh yeah let's mix it up a bit!!

How many of the following questions do you know the answer to?


A. - What Meat can you be sure was produced in America?

B. - What Juice drink is typically imported from China?

C. - What country supplies America the most Shrimp?

D. - What percentage of American food comes from overseas?

E. - Which country's peanuts are used to make Peanut Butter?

F. - What percentage of bananas are imported?

G. - The egg carton in your fridge expired 4 weeks ago what should you do?

H. - How many times can you refill your plastic spring water bottle?

I. - How long is a can of peaches in your pantry good for?

J. - When should you replace your herbs and spices?




And the answers are:

A. - Chicken - No chicken is imported into America.

B. - Apple Juice - Cranberry and Tomato juice are typically produced in America.

C. - Thailand supplies 33%.

D. - 14.6%

E. - America

F. - 100%

G. - Scramble them up, store bought eggs are safe to use 3 to 5 weeks after the expiration date.

H. - Just a few times as the bacteria count increases.

I. - High acid canned goods keep up to 18 months.

J. - After a couple of years.




Welcome to America.

A friend of mine immigrated legally from China to the United States. He learned to speak English and studied to become a citizen.

Finally the day came when he passed his test and took the oath and became a citizen of the United States.

After the ceremony he greeted me with a smile and said the people of the United States sure know how to welcome him as a citizen and make him feel right at home.

How so I ask?

He handed me the United States Flag he was given after he was sworn in and told me to read the tag on the back of it.

I did. It said "Made in China!!!"

Ahh, only in America!!



Speaking of where is it made, because nothing is made in the USA any longer, today one has to know their geography when shopping.

Case in point, I was out shopping for a television the other day and I thought I should ask where it was from.

I said to the young salesman, "Where is this TV made?" to which he responded "I'm not sure. I'll have to go check the box it came in."

A few minutes later he returned and said with great confidence, "I found it. It said 'built in Antenna'!!!"




Well, that's another wrap for the week.

Just remember, I walk by night. I know many strange tales, many secrets hidden in the hearts of men and women who have stepped into the shadows. Yes, I know the nameless terrors of which they dare not speak. So stay tuned!!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

One Good Guy and a Bunch of Idiots

This blog writer now has a new hero. His name is Drew Carey.

I have never been his biggest fan as I was kinda take it or leave it on a lot of his stuff.

Not so anymore. For those of you who missed the David Letterman show Tuesday night, Drew Carey was on talking about soccer and other sports.

Friends, Drew Cary said and I quote "If Michael Vick plays for Atlanta next year I will not watch any NFL games."

My new hero who has the gumption to speak his mind. Too bad more celebrities don't have the guts to speak up.




Speaking of celebrities I ask the following question and I also wonder when the Las Vegas books will open a line on this?

Question: Who will be the first to die?

Your choices are:

Paris Hilton


Britney Spears


or Lindsey Lohan




Next Quesiton: Who will be the first to kill someone else?

Your choices are:

Paris Hilton


Britney Spears


or Lindsey Lohan

To vote hit the comment section of my blog.




This next post is the height of insanity so I will leave you with this bit nonsense.

City Offers ID Cards to Illegal Immigrants


NEW HAVEN, Conn. - This city is becoming the first in the nation to offer identification cards to illegal immigrants, trying to bring them out of the shadows even as many municipalities crack down on them.

Beginning Tuesday, New Haven will offer the ID cards to all of its 125,000 residents, including some 10,000 to 12,000 illegal immigrants.

The cards will allow immigrants to open bank accounts and use other services that may be unavailable without driver's licenses or state-issued IDs.

"The simple straightforward purpose here is to build a stronger community," Mayor John DeStefano said Monday.


Yeah stupid politicians goes all the way down to Mayors and City Council members.

This card will also allow them to vote as well which is what it is all about, right?

Heck, let's just open up access into our country to everyone and forget about legal or illegal.

When they cross into the country we can issue them ID cards so we know who was responsible when they bankrupt our lousy health care system!!

Well there you go for today - a little or a lot of something!!

And we all welcome the rain to Las Vegas!!!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Bad, Good, and Of Course

How bad is this city government that they have refused to pay their land payment on two lots that house the county courthouse and jail.

This bill is over 200 years old and they have not made one payment. It's not like the one payment a year would break the city!!

Pa. County May Owe Rent of 200 Roses


CHAMBERSBURG, Pa. - Franklin County may be centuries behind in rent on two of its public buildings - having accumulated a debt of more than 200 roses.

County officials were reminded of the debt after the recent death of Chambersburg resident John F. George, a descendant of community founder Benjamin Chambers.

Benjamin Chambers first established the local rose rent tradition by requiring three churches that settled in Chambersburg to give his family one flower a year in return for land. The congregations consistently have paid the annual floral rent.

But George had said for years that a deed transferring two lots for use as a county courthouse and jail also required the county to pay his family one rose a year. The deed, dating to 1784, is kept in the courthouse and can be viewed on microfilm.

The issue never gained much traction with county officials.

George always said he "was grateful the Chambersburg churches were so faithful to pay their rent every year but was disappointed the county refused to do so and owed the family over 200 roses," the Rev. Bill Harter, pastor of the Presbyterian Church of Falling Spring, said during a memorial service on Saturday for George, who died July 15.

Rose rent traditions date back to 15th-century Britain.

Shameful, just shameful, big government at work!!


Who says we need illegals because there are not enough workers to handle menial jobs such as lawn mowing?



MEMPHIS, Tenn. - One lawn care company is showing a little skin to boost business.

The women of Tiger Time Lawn Care offer to mow customers' lawns dressed in bikinis - a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns.

"Oh yeah, they honk and yell. They can do everything you can imagine," said employee Blair Beckman, 21.

Beckman said the extra attention is expected, but she looks on the bright side.

"You get the attention but you also get a tan, which I need," Beckman said.

Owner Lee Cathey said the bikini service makes mowing the lawn a lot more interesting, although the fee is slightly higher.

"The yards definitely get more attention when there's a bikini on the lawn," Cathey said. Some customers sit in lawn chairs and have a beer while watching, he said.

The three-month-old company is looking for a way to expand the service through the end of summer.

"In the fall we'll go pick up leaves in the bikinis if need be," Cathey said.

Cathey said there hasn't been any interest in a male version of the bikini lawn cut.


Customers sit in lawn chairs and have a beer while watching. Well, yeah if you want the job done right you have to watch every move the worker does to make sure it is done right. Lawn care is expensive so you have to keep a real eye out.


Based on the next story, good thing the employers in the last story were drinking beer:

Study: Diet Soda Linked to Heart Risks


BOSTON - People who drank more than one diet soda each day developed the same risks for heart disease as those who downed sugary regular soda, suggests a large but inconclusive study.

The results surprised the researchers who expected to see a difference between regular and diet soda drinkers. It could be, they suggest, that even no-calorie sweet drinks increase the craving for more sweets, and that people who indulge in sodas probably have less healthy diets overall.

Wag's law: "If it has real sugar, it is real good!!!" Nuff said.

May this day be a good day your way!!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Protect the Dogs

Finally the NFL takes a stand!!

NFL Orders Vick to Stay Out of Camp


NEW YORK - Michael Vick was ordered by commissioner Roger Goodell on Monday to stay away from the Atlanta Falcons' training camp until the league reviews the dogfighting charges against him.

"While it is for the criminal justice system to determine your guilt or innocence, it is my responsibility as commissioner of the National Football League to determine whether your conduct, even if not criminal, nonetheless violated league policies, including the Personal Conduct Policy," Goodell said in a letter to the quarterback.

The NFL said Vick would still get his preseason pay and Goodell told the Falcons to withhold any disciplinary action of their own until the league's review was completed.




Nike Stops Vick in His Tracks

ATLANTA - Michael Vick's legal troubles prompted Nike on Thursday to suspend the release of its latest product line named after the Atlanta Falcons quarterback.

Nike has told retailers it will not release a fifth signature shoe, the Air Zoom Vick V, this summer.

Nike spokesman Dean Stoyer said the four shoe products and three shirts that currently bear Vick's name will remain in stores. Half hearted on Nike's part - keep making money on the current stuff but tell the public the new release is delayed. Big Deal Nike!!!


Michael Vick has endorsement deals with Nike and Rawlings. Let's be a friend to the dogs and contact these companies and let them know that you will not purchase their products until they remove Vick from all endorsement deals!!

Let's take it one step further.

The owner of the Atlanta Falcons, Arthur Blank has not moved on this situation as well. See the reprint of his letter:




ATLANTA
FALCONS



July 19, 2007

A Message to our Fans:

We know you're anxious to hear more from us regarding the indictment of Michael Vick and its implications to the Falcons. Please be assured that we are working diligently on exploring our options and getting the right people involved in this situation.

This is an emotionally charged and complicated matter. There are a wide range of interests and legal issues that need to be carefully considered as we move ahead, including our need to respect the due process that Michael is entitled to. Also, this situation affects everyone - our club, our players and associates, our sponsors, our fans and the Atlanta community among them - so we must consider all of our customers in making any decisions.

Given the differing perspectives and strong feelings around this issue, we probably won't make everyone happy, but we are committed to doing the right thing. As the owner of this club that's, ultimately, my responsibility.

In the meantime, know that I'm saddened and distressed about this - not for myself, but for our fans and community who have been so loyal to us. We will do our very best to continue to earn your support.







Arthur M. Blank Owner & CEO



Well, guess what, I don't think that is enough!! Arthur Blank, the owner of the Atlanta Falcons, is one of the founders of Home Depot.

Time to boycott Home Depot and shop at Lowe's!!

Hitting sponsors and owners in the pocket is the best way to send a clear message.

Send them an e-mail letting them know your hard earned dollar will not be spent with them!!



That's it for this Tuesday. Forward this to your mailing list and get people fired up!!!!!!!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Lucky

No matter how you spell it, a dog named Zoe' or Zoey is just plain smart.

Tiny Dog Saves Baby From Rattlesnake


MASONVILLE, Colo. - Zoey is a Chihuahua, but when a rattlesnake lunged at her owners' 1-year-old grandson, she was a real bulldog.

Booker West was splashing his hands in a birdbath in his grandparents' northern Colorado back yard when the snake slithered up to the toddler, rattled and struck. Five-pound Zoey jumped in the way and took the bites.

"She got in between Booker and the snake, and that's when I heard her yipe," said Monty Long, the boy's grandfather.

The dog required treatment and for a time it appeared she might not survive. Now she prances about.

"These little bitty dogs, they just don't really get credit," Booker's grandma Denise Long told the Loveland Daily Reporter-Herald.


Have you ever noticed how the little dogs don't seem to have any fear? I've seen the taco bell dogs bark at very large dogs. Very lucky the dog was there!!




Some times a person is lucky and some times not. For the people in the next story, they were unlucky.

Power Outage Traps 200 in St. Louis Arch



ST. LOUIS - Tourists could travel to the top of the Gateway Arch on Sunday, after a power outage Saturday night trapped roughly 200 people inside the landmark for up to three hours.

Visitors at the top of the Arch had to wait about three hours to get down, Mares said. He said those inside the tram cars waited about two hours, but were probably the most uncomfortable without air conditioning.

Now I consider myself lucky.

A few years ago we were in St. Louis and at the Arch and with a lot of coaxing the boys and I persuaded Vic to ride to the top with us. First off inside the tram cars is a very confined space, and second you are inside a leg of the Arch that was not designed for these trams so you get claustrophobic.

Had this happened while we were on the tram Vic would have gone insane and who knows if she would have let the boys live as I know I would have been the first one she off'd!!

Well, I don't want to push my luck so that's it for today. May the force be with you!!!!

Friday, July 20, 2007

Let's Play Fair



Time to be fair!!!

OK, I know all the bad things about smoking as I have heard them all.

Yes, I also know a lot of my readers don't smoke and think others shouldn't either.

Yes, I know there are a lot worse things in this world, don't you?

I like to think the majority of people out there want things to be somewhat fair to all.

Well, let me tell you folks, this ain't fair:




Sure, some will say, 'Well just quit if you don't like it.'

To those of you that do, if they raised the gas tax 156% I would say to you, 'Well if you don't like it just quit driving.'

Using that comparison you would scream and ask for my support in blocking that from happening.

Well, that's why I am asking for your help.

Congress is talking about raising cigarette taxes again by as much as $6.10 per carton.

But as smokers know, cigarettes are already one of the most highly taxed products in the country today.

In fact, since the year 2000, state and federal cigarette excise taxes have been increased over 73 times – driving up the average price of cigarettes over 80%.

Everyone should pay their share of taxes, but a federal tax increase on cigarettes is an unfair burden on smokers – especially when these taxes fund a wide–range of expanding government programs that benefit everyone. And as cigarette sales decline, it’s an unreliable source of revenue.

Singling out smokers for a 156% increase in the federal cigarette excise tax is going too far – tell Congress enough is enough.

Whether you are for or against smoking this is about unfair taxation. I urge you to help by hitting either of the links below and send the "no more tax" message to Congress!!!

stoptheFETincrease.com

Click Here To Take Action Today!

Thank you!!




OK, it's Friday so let's end on a light note!

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to look at.

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.


It's Friday, gimme a break for crying out loud.

So you think you have seen it all?

Let me tell you something, at my age I have been around the block a few times. Quite a few times as a matter of fact just trying to find my house.


OK, so is this Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

That's a wrap for this week.

Share a smile with someone and have a wonderful weekend.

Stay cool. Stay safe!!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

What Sickness We Have in the World

Sickos, we got 'em.

There are great catches in baseball and neither of these two are them.

This whole family is a class act - right? Wrong!!

MRS. A-ROD IS A BRONX F-BOMBER
OBSCENE SHIRT SHOCKS STADIUM



ERROR! Cynthia Rodriguez’s shirt offers an obscene view to kids and others seated behind her at Yankee Stadium yesterday as she holds daughter Natasha on her lap.

Oh, no, she didn't!
Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez's long-suffering wife, Cynthia, may have finally flipped her pretty lid when she went to a game in The Bronx wearing a tight-fitting, white tank top bearing a foul message on the back: "F- - - you."

The obscene phrase was plainly visible to thousands of fans - including plenty of kids - as she, her 2-year-old daughter, Natasha, and an older woman took their seats in the players' family section of the House that Ruth Built.

"One father, was so embarrassed, he got up and left and took his son," who appeared to be about 10 years old, a fan said.

"I mean this kid was right in back of Cynthia - his nose must have been about 4 inches away from the words 'F- - - you.' "

Cynthia's shocking breach of stadium etiquette comes a month after she was publicly humiliated by her straying hubby's catting around the country and Canada with a busty, blond Las Vegas stripper and Playboy wannabe named Joslyn Noel Morse.

Wow I think I get it now. I see why A-Rod was tripping the light fandango with a busty, blond Las Vegas stripper.

They weren't in Vegas so what happens elsewhere is fair game.

They both are such a class(less) act!!





God works in mysterious ways and the Catholic faithful keep paying for the sins of the Fathers!!

LA Church to Pay $600M for Clergy Abuse


LOS ANGELES - The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles will settle its clergy abuse cases for at least $600 million, by far the largest payout in the church's sexual abuse scandal.

The archdiocese and its insurers will pay between $600 million and $650 million to about 500 plaintiffs - an average of $1.2 million to $1.3 million per person. The settlement also calls for the release of confidential priest personnel files after review by a judge assigned to oversee the litigation.

The settlements would push the total amount paid out by the U.S. church since 1950 to more than $2 billion, with about a quarter of that coming from the Los Angeles archdiocese.

The settlement would be the largest ever by a Roman Catholic archdiocese since the clergy sexual abuse scandal erupted in Boston in 2002. The largest payout so far has been by the Diocese of Orange, Calif., in 2004, for $100 million.

Facing a flood of abuse claims, five dioceses - Tucson, Ariz.; Spokane, Wash.; Portland, Ore.; Davenport, Iowa, and San Diego - sought bankruptcy protection.

The Los Angeles archdiocese, its insurers and various Roman Catholic orders have paid more than $114 million to settle 86 claims so far.

The largest of those came in December, when the archdiocese reached a $60 million settlement with 45 people whose claims dated from before the mid-1950s and after 1987 - periods when it had little or no sexual abuse insurance. Several religious orders in California have also reached multimillion-dollar settlements in recent months, including the Carmelites, the Franciscans and the Jesuits.

However, more than 500 other lawsuits against the archdiocese had remained unresolved despite years of legal wrangling. Most of the outstanding lawsuits were generated by a 2002 state law that revoked for one year the statute of limitations for reporting sexual abuse.

Cardinal Roger Mahony recently told parishioners in an open letter that the archdiocese was selling its high-rise administrative building and considering the sale of about 50 other nonessential church properties to raise funds for a settlement.

So the church has to sell a few nonessential church properties and a high-rise administrative building to raise funds.

I really feel bad for the church having to sell nonessential tax-free buildings purchased with parishioners' donations.

I don't know how many articles I have posted on here about the church's "Dirty Little Secret."

But all is well in the Catholic church because the Pope has spoken and said the services can return to using the Latin language.

That has held a more important role to him than Clergy Abuse. But why not, all the other Popes have hidden this!!

Based on the number of priests that are active pedophiles, there is no way the Popes wouldn't know!!

So like when a Priest goes into the confessional and says, "Bless me Father for I have sinned," I wonder, does the other Priest in the confessional immediately say "You did what? Let's compare notes."

For me this puts a whole new spin on the movie Boys Town starring Spencer Tracy as Father Edward J. Flanagan.

Maybe Father Flanagan had an ulterior motive, ya think?

OK I suspect I have offended enough church-going baseball fans for today. Come back again for much more of a lot less!!!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Money Money

What happened to my dollar?

Is it just me or have any of you noticed while we were all watching the price at the gas pumps everything just took a big leap!!

Everything from milk to meat has taken a dramatic jump in price and our buying power has gone down.

With that in mind, I thought I would put this on here to help you stretch your dollar as much as you can.

See which days industry experts target as the best days of the week to buy.


Airplane Tickets
When to Buy: Wednesday morning
Why: "Most airfare sales are thrown out there on the weekend," says travel expert Peter Greenberg, aka The Travel Detective. Other airlines then jump into the game, discounting their own fares and prompting further changes by the first airline. The fares reach their lowest prices late Tuesday or early Wednesday.

Books
When to Buy: Thursday
Why: Price compare between major chains Borders and Barnes & Noble. The former releases its weekly sales and coupons on every Thursday; the latter, every Tuesday.

Cars
When to Buy: Monday
Why: "Car dealers live for the weekend, which is when they make most of their sales," says Phil Reed, consumer advice editor for Edmunds.com. "On Mondays, the low foot traffic makes it seem like the weekend will never come." That dealer desperation, paired with fewer consumers on the lot, give you more negotiating power.

Clothing
When to Buy: Thursday evening
Why: That's the day when stores stock their shelves for the weekend, and when many retailers start their weekend promotions, says Kathryn Finney, author of 'How to Be a Budget Fashionista.' You'll find great prices and the best selection. "It's an effort to get people to shop in the middle of the week," she says.

Department Store Wares
When to Buy: Saturday evening
Why: Department stores have a lot to mark down for their Sunday circulars, so they frequently start the process on Saturday evenings before store closing, says Finney.

Dinner Out
When to Buy: Tuesday
Why: Most restaurants do not receive food deliveries over the weekend. "Sunday is the garbage-can day of the week," says Kate Krader, senior editor at Food & Wine magazine. "No doubt, they're cleaning out their fridges. Tuesdays, they're starting fresh." Dining out on that day offers the best odds you'll get a meal worth paying for, no matter your price point, she says.


Entertainment
When to Buy: Wednesday
Why: Many movie theaters, amusement parks and museums offer discounts to consumers who visit midweek. Six Flags theme parks offer a $12 discount to AAA members -- three times its usual discount of $4. AMC Theatres offers members in its free AMC Movie Watcher reward program a free small popcorn on Wednesdays.

Gas
When to Buy: Thursday morning
Why: The price of oil isn't the only factor influencing costs at your local pump. Consumer usage plays a role, too -- and weekend demand is high, says Jason Toews, co-founder of GasBuddy.com, a price-monitoring site. Prices usually swing upward on Thursdays as travelers fuel up to head out the following day. By hitting the pump before 10AM you'll beat the rush and the price jump.

Groceries
When to Buy: Sunday -- or Tuesday
Why: Maximize savings by combining store sales, which run from Wednesday to Tuesday, with the latest round of coupons from your Sunday paper, says Mary Hunt, publisher of Debt-Proof Living, a money-saving newsletter. "It's a smart idea to wait until you have those in hand to match up with the week's sale items," she says.

Hotel Rooms
When to Buy: Sunday
Why: There are two kinds of hotel managers, and the kind who won't give you a discount on your room rate has Sundays off, says Greenberg. Call the hotel directly, and ask to speak with the manager on duty or the director of sales. These employees are open to negotiation, he says. They'd rather have a booked room at a discounted rate than an empty room.




Well, there you go. Now see if you can use this information to save a buck because with the way prices are going, that buck will be important!!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Public Service


Hi there, surprise I'm here again today!

Today I thought I would share something interesting to consider.

Heart Attacks and Drinking Warm Water



The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal.

However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.

It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware.

The more we know, the better chance we could survive.

A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.



And there you go for today. Hopefully you have been enlightened, so share with someone.

Thanks for stopping by the old water cooler!!!

Monday, July 16, 2007

Surprise!

So, I know you all thought I had deserted you.

Well, the break was nice and I may take another one tomorrow, who knows.

I don't know how many of you noticed the headline that reads:

New Search Begins for Amelia Earhart


NEW YORK - Hoping modern technology can help them solve a 70-year-old mystery, a group of investigators will search a South Pacific island to try to determine if famed aviator Amelia Earhart crash-landed and died there.


Photo Gallery: Earhart Evidence Emerges

New clues have revitalized the search for pilot Amelia Earhart and her navigator Fred Noonan, who disappeared somewhere over the Pacific 70 years ago.

Then, of course, you all remember we are still looking for Jimmy Hoffa.

In case everyone missed it, those people are dead and we can't find them and who really cares.

I would like to see a focus on finding a live man (Osama bin Laden) and making him a dead person but we can't find him either!!

I think more people care about that than Earhart and Hoffa!






Speaking of the dead:

When will people stop making money writing about dead people who cannot defend themselves?



Nearly 10 years after the death of Princess Diana, a new book by Tina Brown, 'The Diana Chronicles,' paints a new picture of her life and its tragic end.



Brown, the widely renowned former editor of Vanity Fair and The New Yorker, depicts the princess as both a saintly woman who used her influence to support good causes and as a manipulative, cheating wife who had affairs with several different men.

Brown's book hits amidst a storm of other Diana material -- in print and on TV -- leading up to the anniversary.

This is no new news, just a rehash of old news. Why do people buy this stuff?

In case anyone missed it, Princess Diana is dead and the only thing these stories do is hurt her children!!!!!


Well, that's a wrap for today. Thanks for stopping by for more of nothing!!



Monday, July 09, 2007

What, Again?

Wow, that week off flew by - didn't even see it go.

Even though I have received somewhere between 1 and 10,000 emails asking when I would start up the posts again, it has been so hot all my creative juices have temporarily dried up. So far I don't think I have driven my wife Vicki crazy yet, and my editor Pat is so happy she has extra time to bake stuff. Based on all that, I think I will take this week off as well.

Check back because the more hits, the sooner I respond!!

Have a good week!!

Monday, July 02, 2007

Another Week

Well, last week off was so good I think I will take this week off as well!! Thanx for checking.