Friday, January 30, 2009

Lock And Load

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.

11. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.

24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

26. If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Technical Difficulties

Due to technical difficulties there will be no post today.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Gray Hair

Life and Aging

You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience.

The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.



Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me. I want people to know why I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.


They say with age comes wisdom. Well I have the age but maybe not the wisdom.

Case in point:

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...


It is said when you get older you should exercise to stay healthy.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.

Haven't lost a pound.

Apparently you have to go there.


I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years just getting over the hill.



The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good, doesn't he.'



Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.



A friend of mine started walking five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.


The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Lateral Thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Continue down slowly and be honest with yourself.


Think like a wizard . . .

1.
man
------------
board




Ans. = man overboard


Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.


2.
stand
------------
i







Ans. = I understand


OK . . .



Got the drift ?


Let's try a few now and see how you fare.

3.
/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/










Ans. = reading between the lines



4.
r
road
a
d








Ans. = cross road


Not having a good day now, are you ?


Redeem yourself.

5.
cycle
cycle
cycle











Ans. = tricycle



Not easy to figure out ha!


6.
0
------------
M.D.
Ph.D.













Ans. = two degrees below zero


C'mon give it a little thought ! !

7.
knee
------------
light















Ans. = neon light

( knee - on - light )


You can prove you are smart by getting this one.

8.
ground
---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet



















Ans. = six feet underground


Oh no, not again ! !



9.
he's X himself














Ans. = he's by himself



Now you are messing up big time.

10.
ecnalg











Ans. = backward glance



Not even close ! !

11.
death ..... life














Ans. = life after death


Okay last chance ..................


12.
THINK













Ans. = think big ! !




And the last one is real fundoo - - -

13.
ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...












Ans. = long time no 'C'

( see )


Now there is a real brain buster!!!

Due to my work schedule there will not be a post tomorrow.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Spotlight Some Good News

You know we see a lot of bad news daily, and occasionally a little good news is there if you search hard enough to find it.

I'm not sure how many of you have seen or heard about the following stories, but I thought they were both worthy of attention.



Story 1

72-year-old McDonald's employee can finally retire thanks to lottery

Many of us have dreams of retiring and just enjoying our later years, but few who work for fast food restaurants for their entire careers, like McDonald's, have the savings they need to retire. Nell Pierce-Boykin, a 72-year-old McDonald's employee outside the Atlanta area, was in that boat. She worked for McDonald's restaurants in the Atlanta area for 39 years before hitting it lucky with a $750,000 win in a Georgia State Lottery scratch-off game.

During her 39 years with McDonald's she managed five different locations. She started her career with McDonald's in 1970 in Forest Park, GA and moved up to management in 1984. Since then she's managed five different stores in the area. Ray Justice, 75, who owns the franchise at Mt.Zion Parkway McDonald's, where she was working when she bought that lucky lottery ticket, says he's worked with Pierce-Boykin for most of his 50 years working for McDonald's. He said she made a difference in every store she worked.

If that doesn't make you feel good for someone, I don't know what does.



Story # 2 is a little different as one part of it is good, however the reason is not.

Penguins Sign 8-Year Old, Now Front-Runners for 2026 Stanley Cup

In a surprising move, the Pittsburgh Penguins have signed an 8-year old to an NHL contract. The youngster is Jacob Anderson of Connellsville, Pennsylvania. Anderson plays locally in the Connellsville Youth League (CYL). Sources close to the situation tell me that the Pens have been scouting Anderson since he was five.

GM Ray Shero finally decided to make a move and sign him due to increased pressure from other teams -- namely the Flyers and Capitals. The Penguins offer of $1.00 was less than other teams were offering, however it is believed they received a very deep 'hometown discount.'

If all this sounds a little too absurd to be true, it is. Sort of.

Jacob Anderson is a real kid who really plays hockey and the Penguins really did sign him to a $1 contract. The tragic part is that Jacob may not live to be draft eligible. He and his sister both have cystic fibrosis, which can cut lives very short.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation of Greater Pennsylvania and Southern West Virginia teamed up with the Penguins to make Jacob's wish -- to be a Penguin -- come true. Prior to tonight's game against the Rangers, Jacob signed a contract, took part in practice and held a press conference with the media. The Penguins even had a locker set up for him completely with equipment and a jersey.

For now I consider this story a good news story because, at least for now, this is one happy kid.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Easy Economics

As you all should know by now, the economy is trashed. It's time to look for sales, so the following is the kind to be on the lookout for.


In today's economy everyone will need to know what a millionare is.



For those of us that were not as careful as we should have been, we might want to get sound financial planning.



Now isn't all that good information?

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

President Obama's Ride

Yesterday newly elected Obama was sworn into office, and if you watched the ceremony you may have noticed the new presidential limousine.


While certain presidents have had hand-me-down chariots, President-elect Barack Obama is set to get a brand-new, high-tech model. Looking much like a standard Cadillac DTS stretched to the limits, Obama's new ride is an altogether different beast, with the highest levels of protection, technology and luxury a presidential limo has ever seen. Described as "a rolling tank with windows," word is that the limo is actually not a Cadillac, but rather something built on a medium-duty truck chassis.


Changes compared to the previous presidential car, the 2004 Cadillac DTS Presidential Limousine used by President George W. Bush, include a more upright stance for better visibility. But otherwise Obama's new ride is of similar size and proportion. The US Secret Service reputedly refers to this heavyweight machine as 'the beast'.

While earlier presidential Cadillacs were modified and adapted by specialist independent limousine companies, since 1993 Cadillac and parent company General Motors have carried out all of the work in-house. "Cadillac is again honoured to provide a new Presidential Limousine," said Mark McNabb, North American vice president of Cadillac.


Keen observers have noted that the wheels and rubber appear to be dimensionally identical to those found on the big trucks (the limo sports 19.5-inch Goodyear Regional RHS tires). Bystanders even contend that the limo sounds like it's sporting a diesel engine underhood. The exterior is an amalgamation of various Cadillac bits, with Escalade headlights flanked by Caddy's corporate grille and a set of taillights pulled from the STS. The ultra-thick doors should provide a presidential-sized barrier between POTUS and the outside world.

His Cadillac is a completely new design, featuring all the latest Cadillac styling cues, and an interior fully equipped for presidential use.



Unsurprisingly, details of the new limo's extensive security features remain shrouded in the utmost secrecy - as they have done throughout what's been described as "an extreme testing regime". The car clearly has to withstand virtually any kind of attempt on the new President's life. The vehicle will reportedly feature heavy armor that is at least 5 inches thick and comes complete with run-flat tires, bulletproof glass and a completely sealed interior to ward off a chemical attack, among many other high-tech security features.

The cabin area Obama will occupy includes an "extensive executive compartment". This features seating for important meetings on the go, a good view of the outside world (through several inches of bulletproof glass, no doubt), and "useful mobile office features".
The presidential seal is embroidered on the rear seatback and door panels, and also displayed on the outside of the rear doors. Two flags are flown on the front fenders whenever the President is in residence - so to speak - the US national flag on the right, the presidential standard on the left.
Secret Service call it 'the beast'
LED spotlights illuminate these flags at night - demonstrating the Cadillac is more high-tech than its appearance might suggest. Flashing strobe and emergency lighting will almost certainly be built in, along with run flat tires, and immense armoured plating. Don't expect the windows to open. It is also likely to be four-wheel drive.

I love cars, and if anyone reading this post happens to know President Obama and can ask him if I could have a ride in this car or maybe even drive it, I would appreciate it.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Big Brother Tax Man

I wonder how many of my readers out there are aware of this?

Oregon looks at taxing mileage instead of gasoline

PORTLAND, Ore. -- Oregon is among a growing number of states exploring ways to tax drivers based on the number of miles they drive instead of how much gas they use, even going so far as to install GPS monitoring devices in 300 vehicles. The idea first emerged nearly 10 years ago as Oregon lawmakers worried that fuel-efficient cars such as gas-electric hybrids could pose a threat to road upkeep, which is paid for largely with gasoline taxes.

"I'm glad we're taking a look at it before the potholes get so big that we can't even get out of them," said Leroy Younglove, a Portland driver who participated in a recent pilot program.

The proposal is not without critics, including drivers who are concerned about privacy and others who fear the tax could eliminate the financial incentive for buying efficient vehicles.

But Oregon is ahead of the nation in exploring the concept, even though it will probably be years before any mileage tax is adopted.

Congress is talking about it, too. A congressional commission has envisioned a system similar to the prototype Oregon tested in 2006-2007.

The National Commission on Surface Transportation Infrastructure Financing is considering calling for higher gas taxes to keep highways, bridges and transit programs in good shape.

But over the long term, commission members say, the nation should consider taxing mileage rather than gasoline as drivers use more fuel-efficient and electric vehicles.

As cars burn less fuel, "the gas tax isn't going to fill the bill," said Rep. Peter DeFazio of Oregon, a member of the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee.

The next Congress "could begin to set the stage, perhaps looking at some much more robust pilot programs, to begin the research, to work with manufacturers."

Gov. Ted Kulongoski has included development money for the tax in his budget proposal, and interest is growing in a number of other states.

Governors in Idaho and Rhode Island have considered systems that would require drivers to report their mileage when they register vehicles.

In North Carolina last month, a panel suggested charging motorists a quarter-cent for every mile as a substitute for the gas tax.

James Whitty, the Oregon Department of Transportation employee in charge of the state's effort, said he's also heard talk of mileage tax proposals in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida, Colorado and Minnesota.

"There is kind of a coalition that's naturally forming around this," he said.

Also fueling the search for alternatives is the political difficulty of raising gasoline taxes.

The federal gas tax has not been raised since 1993, and nearly two dozen states have not changed their taxes since 1997, according to the American Road & Transportation Builders Association.

In Oregon's pilot program, officials equipped 300 vehicles with GPS transponders that worked wirelessly with service station pumps, allowing drivers to pay their mileage tax just as they do their gas tax.

Whitty said the test, which involved two gas stations in the Portland area, proved the idea could work.

Though the GPS devices did not track the cars' locations in great detail, they could determine when a driver had left certain zones, such as the state of Oregon. They also kept track of the time the driving was done, so a premium could be charged for rush-hour mileage.

The proposal envisions a gradual change, with manufacturers installing the technology in new vehicles because retrofitting old cars would be too expensive. Owners of older vehicles would continue to pay gasoline taxes.

The difference in tax based on mileage or on gasoline would be small - "pennies per transaction at the pump," Whitty said.

But the mileage tax still faces several major obstacles.

For one, Oregon accounts for only a small part of auto sales, so the state can't go it alone. A multistate or national system would be needed.

Another concern is that such devices could threaten privacy. Whitty said he and his task force have assured people that the program does not track detailed movement and that driving history is not stored and cannot be accessed by law enforcement agencies.

"I think most people will come to realize there is really no tracking issue and will continue to buy new cars," Whitty said, noting that many cell phones now come equipped with GPS, which has not deterred customers.

Others are worried that a mileage tax would undermine years of incentives to switch toward more fuel-efficient vehicles.

"It doesn't seem fair," said Paul Niedergang of Portland, that a hybrid would be taxed as much as his Dodge pickup. "I just think the gas tax needs to be updated."

Lynda Williams, also of Portland, was not immediately sold on the idea but said it was worth consideration.

"We all have to be open-minded," she said. "Our current system just isn't working."


Let's all be open minded. Tax and spend is the American Government's way, isn't it?

I hear another way the government is looking to tax us is to monitor the air we breathe. Obviously running and exercise will be out of the question as those require more intake of air.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Holiday

In observance of Martin Luther King Day, I will not have a post on here today.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Singing The Blues

Is it OK to be depressed once in a while? No, but sometimes it just feels good to feel bad.

Most of us are living the American nightmare just five or six months after we were living the American dream.

Now we see and hear the term bailouts which seem to only apply to banks and automakers which most of us know will not fix the problem.

What are the real people experiencing?



Foreclosure Filings Up 81 Percent in 2008

WASHINGTON (Jan. 15) - More than 2.3 million American homeowners faced foreclosure proceedings last year, an 81 percent increase from 2007, with the worst yet to come as consumers grapple with layoffs, shrinking investment portfolios and falling home prices.

The four states with the highest foreclosure rates last year were Nevada, Florida, Arizona and California.


Jobless Claims Rise More Than Expected

WASHINGTON (Jan. 15) - New claims for jobless benefits increased more than expected last week, a trend many economists say is likely to continue for much of this year.

Then of course there are all the large and small businesses failing daily.

Yeah it's easy in hindsight to say what people should have done differently, but the fact is there are a lot more people that did it wrong than did it right.

For those that are not affected and not depressed by all of this I suggest you:

Touch me touch the hand of a man who once owned all the world
Touch me touch the arms that once held all the charms of the world's sweetest girl
Touch me maybe someday you may need to know how it feels when you lose
So touch me and you'll know how you'd feel with the blues
Watch me watch the eyes that have seen all the heartbreak and pain in the land
And be thankful that you're happy though standing so close to the world's bluest man
Don't forget me take a good look at someone who's lost everything he can lose
Then touch me and you'll know how you'd feel with the blues

Set 'em up Joe


while I put my last dollar in the juke box to play another sad song.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Show And Tell

Wow here's some breaking news:




Look closely at this next picture:



Hey Referee check this out, it's been like this for over 4 hours. The label said if this happens I should call the doctor immediately. What do you think?




Living proof?



The ad writer must have a sense of humor:



One has to wonder who all had a hand in approving this ad.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Mid-Week Potpourri

Dear Miss Manners,

When a man and his wife get a divorce, does the man get the diamond wedding ring back?

If she gets to keep the ring, then he should get his kidney back right?


Man Wants Ex to Pay for Donated Kidney

When they were married, a New York doctor gave up one of his kidneys to save his ailing wife. Now they're getting a divorce, and he wants it back.

Dr. Richard Batista said Wednesday he is suing his estranged wife, Dawnell. Since he doesn't really expect her to return the kidney, he is demanding $1.5 million in compensation instead.
Batista claims his wife had an affair.

"There's no deeper pain or betrayal from somebody you loved and devoted your whole life to," he told a news conference at his lawyer's office in Garden City on Long Island.

Batista, 49, who works for Nassau University Medical Center, said he gave his kidney to Dawnell Batista in June 2001. She filed for divorce in July 2005.

Dear Miss Manners,

Since the husband's kidney was unwillingly forced to be a part of the affair, don't you think it only right the husband gets custody of his kidney?

What an ungrateful woman.



Just a few facts:

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.



OK I think it's time to head on down to the coffee shop in Maine.

Topless coffee shop proposed for small Maine town

VASSALBORO, Maine -A one-time motel in a small central Maine town could soon be offering an eye-opening way to start the day — topless coffee shop waitresses. The Vassalboro Planning Board on Tuesday will consider a business permit request for a topless coffee shop on busy Route 3.

Neighbors have mixed opinions. Some say Vassalboro is a rural town and that a topless coffee shop would bring the wrong crowd. But others say they'd like to see a business make a go of it there.

Well why didn't I think of that?

Monday, January 12, 2009

The Spin Doctor

I cannot guarantee today's post is accurate, but I can tell you it sounds like something Harry Reid would say.

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.


Harry Reid


The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory.



On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

So Judy recently e-mailed Congressman Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle.

Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

'Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.'

NOW THAT is how it's done folks! That's real SPIN.

OK just a heads up there will be no post tomorrow as I will be working late tonight.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Government Working For You

Let's investigate how our our state and federal governments are working for you.

Up until I read this article, I had no idea. I am glad the feds are sharing this type of information.



Utah likes to educate their citizens as well.

Boy, I almost forgot that and took that poison pill until I happened to read a Utah paper.


Oh oh, the feds are at it again.

I bet no one was more surprised than the federal agents when they actually found guns. I wonder if they were checking to make sure the owner knew fish required water?


This next one I saved for last because it sure is a sign of the times.

It seems to me the only people that don't understand budget cuts are our government sector.

It does my heart good to confirm state and local governments spend our money wisely.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Nevadans Embarrassed Again

OK, I have to vent today as I just can't pass on this political comment.

Once again the good people of the great state of Nevada have been embarrassed by Senator Harry Reid.

The sad fact is that in two years the good people of the great state of Nevada will once again elect Harry because the people seem to think with the power of senate majority leader he looks out for our state.

Unfortunately, that simply is not the truth.

Fact is a lot of those misguided souls think that Harry has kept Yucca Mountain from accepting nuclear waste.

Harry had the power, but Yucca is still under construction, and if that changes it will be because of President-elect Obama, not Senator Harry Reid.

They also think the bridge across the Colorado river to bypass Hoover dam was all about the people of the State of Nevada.

Reid earmarked a spending bill to provide for building a bridge between Nevada and Arizona. Reid called funding for construction of a bridge over the Colorado River, among other projects, 'incredibly good news for Nevada' in a news release after passage of the 2005 transportation bill - a bill that would make land he owned more valuable.

He owned 160 acres of land several miles from the proposed bridge site in Arizona. The bridge could add value to his real estate investment.

However let me discuss Harry's latest gaff.

But before I discuss his latest foot-in-mouth statement, let me give you a reminder of a few things that come to mind when I hear Harry's name.

Reid made headlines in May 2005 when he said of George W. Bush, "The man's father is a wonderful human being. I think this guy is a loser."

Reid later apologized for these comments.

Reid also called Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas an "embarrassment" and referred to Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan as a "political hack."

Reid opposed a Constitutional amendment to make English the national language of the United States, calling the proposal "racist."

OK, now that I have you warmed up, his latest donation to making the good folks in Nevada embarrassed is when he stated matter-of-factly that Roland Burris will not be seated as a senator.

He has since softened that statement because someone whispered in his ear that he could not stop it.

It sure is funny how Harry talks about the constitution when using it in discussions about Republicans, but in this case Burris is a Democrat and Harry talks like there is something in the constitution that allows him to keep Burris from being seated.

Harry supposedly has a law degree, has been in the Senate since 1986, was a minority leader and now a majority leader, but he still does not understand the Constitution of the United States.

Maybe if Harry had ever stayed at a Holiday Inn Express he would be aware of the fact that Burris meets the qualifications to be seated as a senator.

No matter how you philosophically interpret it, one thing almost all of us, except Harry, can agree on is that the highest law governing this nation is the Constitution.

Harry Reid is pushing for a decision that is as unconstitutional.

You would think the Senator from Nevada who has a law degree and once, rumor has it, actually practiced law, would be aware of a previous legal test of the constitution 40 years ago in Powell v. McCormack.

Powell v. McCormack was a United States Supreme Court case decided in 1969. It answered the question of whether Congress can exclude from serving in Congress a person who has been elected and who meets the requirements of the United States Constitution for serving in Congress.

Background of the case: Adam Clayton Powell, Jr., a senior member of the United States House of Representatives, was embroiled in scandal, specifically around allegations that he had refused to pay a judgment ordered by a New York court, misappropriated congressional travel funds, and illegally paid his wife a congressional staff salary for work she had not done.

Nevertheless, Powell was reelected in the 1966 election. In January 1967, the 90th Congress convened, Speaker of the House John William McCormack asked Representative Powell to abstain from taking the oath of office. Then the House passed H.Res. 1, which stripped Powell of his House Committee chairmanship, excluded him from taking his seat, and created a select committee to investigate Powell's misdeeds. After the select committee conducted its investigation and hearings, in March 1967, the House passed H.Res. 278 by a vote of 307 to 116, which again excluded Powell from Congress and also censured him, fined him $40,000, took away his seniority, and declared his seat vacant.

Powell, along with 13 of his constituents, filed suit in the United States District Court for the District of Columbia, naming McCormack and five other members as defendants. He also named the Clerk of the House, the Sergeant at Arms, and the Doorkeeper. Most of these parties were named in an effort to get injunctions barring the enforcement of H.Res.278:

To prevent the Speaker from refusing to administer the oath of office
To prevent the Clerk from "refusing to perform the duties due a Representative"
To prevent the Sergeant at Arms from withholding Powell's salary
To prevent the Doorkeeper from barring Powell from Congressional chambers



The suit claimed that excluding Powell amounted to an expulsion but that an expulsion would not have garnered the necessary two-thirds vote.

The district court dismissed the case for lack of subject-matter jurisdiction. An appellate court overturned the ruling, stating that the federal courts have subject-matter jurisdiction but dismissed the case nonetheless for a lack of justifiability.

While the suit was making its way through the court system, Powell was re-elected in the 1968 election, and was ultimately re-seated in the 91st Congress, which passed H.Res. 2, merely fining him $25,000. Because he was seated when the case came to court, the defendants argued that the case was moot.

The Warren Court of the late 60’s (whose policies are revered by the modern Democratic Party) ruled 8-to-1 that Adam Powell, an elected US House Representative, could not be prevented from being seated in Congress. The majority opinion stated that the House could expel Rep. Powell by a vote of two-thirds, but it could not prevent his seating in the first place.

If a layman like me knows about Powell v. McCormack, wouldn't you think the Senator from Nevada should have a clue?

Roland Burris will be seated as a Senator from Illinois and Harry Reid will make a statement welcoming him.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Heeee's Back

I'm back from the vacation and ready to bore you for another year.

As you all know, things going on around the country the last half of 2008 and the first part of 2009 are depressing.

Depressing as well telling you what I had for dinner does not make for a good blog so bear with me as I am having a hard time getting my creativeness working to continue posting my gems.

Although I sure ate good in the neighborhood during the Christmas and New Year's holidays, as I said, you might find that boring.

My holidays were great as the two boys, Stacey and Tyler were both home with us for Christmas with Tyler returning to Reno for work on the 28th of December and Stacey returning to Reno on the 5th of January.

The bad news for Stacey is while he was away from home the wind blew over three sections of his fence. The good news for us is that his dog Chloe will be staying with us a little longer.

I hope Stacey doesn't find out about the casual laborers I hired to knock down part of his fence so Chloe would logically have to stay with us a little longer.

OK, moving right along, for those readers out there that are over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 and are quite confused about how we should present ourselves and are unsure about the kind of fashion image we are projecting, I thought maybe I should post the dress code for 2009.

In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots.

12. Short shorts and varicose veins.

13. Inline skates and a walker..

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...

14. Thongs and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

Happy 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: I know I just got back but there will be no post on here tomorrow as I have another one of those 7A.M. to midnight work days today.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Happy New Year

2009


I am still on vacation from the blog but that vacation is about to end.

Thank you to all my readers in 2008, I hope you will continue visiting my blog in 2009.