Monday, July 30, 2007

Open Letter to Michael Vick

OK, I'm no expert, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once.

My observation is if a person is innocent of what they are accused, then there would be no need to change your hair style to appear in court to enter a not guilty plea.

So I draw my own conclusion based on the before and after pictures.

Before:



After:


Before:


After:


Of course when one gets into trouble it is always good to mention God and Country and have your dog at your side.



Oh wait, not a good idea there!! So do the next best thing - have your Mamma parade around for you telling everyone what a good son you are.



Then of course smile for your fans who are lined up and have waited for your arrival.







A true athlete's job is to make sure his sponsor is mentioned.







A good athlete loves impressing the women in hopes they will join his fan club.







Always ask someone if they want your autograph cause you are famous.



Be surrounded by a lot of security,



just in case one of those rabid fans that really wants to reach out and touch you breaks off the leash.



Show a little grin at the turn out to see someone so famous as you.





But above all just remember this Michael Vick, if justice is served the next time you are in a football uniform it will be a prison game like in the movie the Longest Yard!!!



However if I had my way, you would be stripped naked and put in a caged ring with dogs like you owned for a no holds barred, no time limit fight to the death.

Wow, think of the pay per view revenue that would generate.

I'm not sure Las Vegas books have enough money to cover that kind of action!!!

See what a bad a#s you are then!!!

Oh and last but not least, rule number one is as a celebrity football player you can get away with murder, but when you mess with dogs you are going down.




Michael Vick should be put down, says activist


Senior US Senator Robert Byrd weighed into the dog-fighting scandal surrounding gridiron star Michael Vick yesterday by raising the prospect of execution for offenders.

The 89-year-old Democrat said he had witnessed one execution but wouldn't mind seeing another "if it involves this cruel, sadistic, cannibalistic business of training innocent, vulnerable creatures to kill".

Finally, a politician who has it right!!

1 Comments:

At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People should know by now, one thing you don't do in America is be mean to animals. That's pretty much one thing that nearly everyone would be outraged about.

 

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