Well, here we are two days after Christmas and everyone is still running around getting ready for New Year's Eve. Tis the season to postpone my posts until the day after New Year's Day. Wishing you a Happy New Year and hope you will return for 2007.
Wag's Blog
Las Vegas, Nevada - What Happens Here Doesn't Always Stay Here!!
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Hope you all had a nice Christmas.
It appears a lot of people have holiday fever and don't have time to read this, so for today this is all there is!!
Monday, December 25, 2006
Christmas Day
Merry Christmas to all of you!!
Remember the true meaning of Christmas as you enjoy this wonderful day!!
I don't know who the author is to give credit where credit is due, but I thought all of you would enjoy this on Christmas day!!!!!!!!!
A Brother Like That
Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.
"Is this your car, Mister?" he asked.
Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn't cost you nothing?
Boy, I wish..." He hesitated. Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for.
He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.
"I wish," the boy went on, "that I could be a brother like that."
Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my automobile?"
"Oh yes, I'd love that."
After a short ride, the boy turned and with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?" Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted.
He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again.
"Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked. He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother.
He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car. "There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs.
His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn't cost him a cent. And some day I'm gonna give you one just like it...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that I've been trying to tell you about."
Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.
That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he had said: "It is more blessed to give..."
My Holiday Wish for the World Is That
We all Could Be Brothers Like That.
And that, my friends, is also my Christmas wish to all of you!!
Sunday, December 24, 2006
The Night Before Christmas
A Visit From St. Nicholas
By Clement C. Moore
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Christmas Eve and Santa will be here tonight or very early tomorrow!!!
Please don't miss tomorrow's post!!!
Saturday, December 23, 2006
The Last Christmas Tree
More Christmas:
I don't know who the author is to give credit where credit is due, but I thought all of you would enjoy this!!!!
The Last Christmas Tree
I saw a truck of Christmas trees
And each one had a tale,
The driver stood them in a row
And put them up for sale.
He strung some twinkly lights
And hung a sign up with a nail;
"FRESH CHRISTMAS TREES"
It said in red
"FRESH CHRISTMAS TREES FOR SALE."
He poured himself hot cocoa
In a steaming thermos cup,
And snowflakes started falling
As a family car pulled up.
A mom, a dad, and one small boy
Who looked no more than three
Jumped out and started searching
For the perfect Christmas tree.
The boy marched up and down the rows,
His nose high in the air;
"It smells like Christmas, mom!
It smells like Christmas everywhere!"
"Let's get the biggest tree we can!
A tree that's ten miles high!
A tree to go right through our roof!
A tree to touch the sky!"
"A tree SO big
That Santa Claus
Will stop and stare and say,
'Now, THAT'S the finest Christmas tree
I've seen this Christmas Day!'"
It seemed they looked at every tree
At least three million times;
Dad shook them, pinched them, turned them 'round
To find the perfect pine.
"I've found it, mom!
The Christmas tree I like the best of all!
It's got a little bare spot,
But we'll turn that to the wall!"
"We'll put great-grandma's angel
On top the highest bough!
Oh, can we buy it?
Please, mom, PLEASE?!
Oh, can we buy it NOW?"
"How 'bout some nice hot cocoa?"
Asked the man who owned the lot.
He twisted off the thermos top,
"Now, THIS will hit the spot!"
He poured the steaming chocolate
In three tiny paper cups.
They toasted,
"Here's to Christmas!"
And they drank the cocoa up.
"Is this your choice?"
The tree man asked,
"This pine's the best one here!"
The boy seemed sad---
"My daddy says
The price is just too dear."
"Then, Merry Christmas!"
Said the man, who wrapped the tree in twine,
"It's yours for just one promise
You must keep at Christmas time!"
"On Christmas Eve at bedtime
As you fold your hands to pray,
Promise in your heart
To keep the joy of Christmas Day!"
"Now hurry home!
This freezy wind
Is turning your cheeks pink!
And ask your dad
To trim that trunk and give that tree a drink!"
And so it went on
All that blustery eve
As the tree man gave
Tree upon tree upon tree
To every last person
Who came to the lot---
Who toasted with cocoa
In small paper cups,
Who promised the promise
Of joy in their hearts---
And singing out carols,
Drove off in the dark.
And when it was over
One tree stood alone;
But no one was left there
To give it a home.
The tree man put on his
Red parka and hood
And dragged the last Christmas tree
Out to the woods.
He left the pine right by a stream
In the cold,
So the wood's homeless creatures
Could make it their home.
He smiled as he brushed off
Some snow from his beard,
When out of the thicket
A reindeer appeared.
He scratched that huge reindeer
On top his huge head---
"It looks like we've
Started up Christmas again!"
"There are miles more to travel,
And much more to do!
Let's go home, my friend,
And get started anew!"
He looked to the sky
And heard jingle bells sound---
And then,
In a twinkling,
That tree man was gone!
Christmas is almost here!!!
Join me again tomorrow as we celebrate more of Christmas.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Christmas Tradition
Oh boy, the dreaded fruit cake:
Fruitcake is for many families the giving and receiving of a favorite, though often ridiculed, traditional food.
Fruitcake is considered to be a part of many families' Christmas traditions just as important as having a Christmas tree.
Like many Christmas traditions, the idea of giving fruitcakes as gifts is thought to have originated in ancient times.
No one ever recorded who took the first cake and added fruit, honey, nuts, and alcohol to make an edible gift for their family, but records indicate that this tradition was occurring in Rome prior to the birth of Jesus (B.C.).
One of the main reasons fruitcakes were given as gifts in early times is that the ingredients combined in such a way as to greatly reduce the spoiling of this food.
This was a huge advantage when the average family had very little control over their food supply, and allowed people to travel longer distances since they could carry a food supply with them that would not spoil.
The fruitcake as we know it today evolved from plum cake recipes in England.
It became a natural food to have for holiday celebrations, since it could be made in advance (sometimes many months in advance) and then families could be prepared to give their visitors a treat.
The festive lights:
Christmas lights were at one time were candles, chosen because their twinkling appearance reminded families of the twinkling of moon light through the branches of fir trees in the forest.
Despite the safety precautions taken by these early Christmas light users, mixing live flame with highly flammable Christmas trees resulted in a very dangerous situation and many fires resulted.
When Thomas Edison invented the first light bulbs in the late 1800’s, it was only a short time before people were putting them on their Christmas trees.
These Christmas tree lights soon were being produced and displayed in colors, but only for the very wealthy families, since this new product was very expensive!
Mass production techniques soon lowered the price of these holiday decorations to the point where average families could afford them.
At the same time, the design and complexity of these Christmas lights was also changing. Instead of needing to have each light individually wired, the lights were created with spiral bases to screw into the light sockets on the Christmas tree light strings.
This made them easy enough for the average family to use and soon these lights decorated windows, doors, and even the outside of homes as well as the Christmas trees.
The Christmas season is truly much brighter because of Christmas lights!
Christmas is almost here!!!
Join me again tomorrow as we celebrate more of Christmas.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Christmas Trees and Christmas Stockings
Tis the Christmas season!! For your enjoyment, now through Christmas my blog will be stories related to Christmas!!
The tradition of having an evergreen tree become a symbol of Christmas goes back past recorded written history.
The Druids in ancient England & Gual and the Romans in Europe both used evergreen branches to decorate their homes and public buildings to celebrate the Winter Solstice.
Over the years, these traditions were adopted by Christians, who incorporated them as part of their Christmas holiday celebration.
Trees used specifically to celebrate Christmas are mentioned in the early 1600's in Germany and surrounding countries.
The families would set up these trees in a prominent location of their home and decorate them with colored paper, small toys, food, and sometimes candles.
As these people moved or immigrated to other countries, they brought this tradition with them.
Through the years many different things were used to decorate Christmas trees. As the world moved into the 1900's, many trees were decorated with strings of popcorn, homemade cards and pictures, cotton to look like snow, candy in all shapes and sizes, and occasionally, fancy store made glass balls and hand blown glass figurines.
Candles were sometimes used, but often caused devastating fires, and many different types of candle holders were devised to try to prevent tree fires.
Electric tree lights were first used just 3 years after Thomas Edison has his first mass public demonstration of electric lights back in 1879.
The early Christmas tree lights were handmade and quite expensive.
Today, Christmas tree ornaments can be found in nearly every size, color, and shape imaginable, and they are used to decorate the millions of Christmas trees used throughout the world.
Christmas Stockings
Many families will hang large brightly colored Christmas stockings over the fireplace or on the walls of their homes during Christmastime in the hopes that Santa Claus will fill them with toys, treats, and goodies.
In fact, families have been hanging stockings for as long as there have been stockings!
It’s hard for kids to understand today, but for many hundreds of years, most people only had one or two suits of clothing to wear.
When their clothes were dirty, they would be washed and then hung up (hopefully near a fire) to dry.
Non-essential clothing, such as socks and gloves were especially valuable and a child was unlikely to have more than one pair and was expected to take good care of that one!
If a parent wanted to “hide” a treat (such as a small piece of candy) where they were sure it would be found, they would put it in a child’s stocking and it would be found the next morning.
When Clement Clarke Moore published his famous poem “Twas the night before Christmas” in 1822, the first paragraph talked about hanging stockings:
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
Eventually, it became a general tradition that Christmas gifts were left in the stockings hung up on Christmas Eve.
Any parent who has a child can easily understand that the kids figured out that if they hung bigger stockings, they might get bigger or more treats, so the size of the stockings grew with each passing Christmas.
Even when the families celebrating Christmas grew wealthy enough that they exchanged larger boxed presents, the tradition of hanging up stockings continued (as did the warning that if you were not well behaved, you might not get any presents – just a lump of coal in your stocking).
So be sure to hang up your stocking and hope that Santa Claus brings you a present instead of a lump of coal.
Christmas is almost here!!!
Join me again tomorrow as we celebrate more of Christmas.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Rules
Ahh, December and the Christmas season bring out the best in people.
Man Calls 911 to Report Stolen Marijuana
WICHITA, Kan. - A Wichita man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.
The victim told police Thursday that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs.
Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
The victim was booked into Sedgwick County jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drug.
The thief has not been found.
Rule number 1: Don't smoke lots of your product and then call the cops!
Rule number 2: If you are going to call the cops and you have product in the house, smoke it all before they get there.
Rule number 3: You are a crook, don't complain when another crook rips you off!!
Shoppers Help Thief, Think Cops Are Attackers
BERLIN - German shoppers sprang to the help of a shoplifter who was being detained after trying to steal clothes at a department store, wrongly assuming she was being attacked by strangers.
Two store detectives caught a woman in her mid-30s stealing garments in the city of Mainz near Frankfurt and attempted to detain her for questioning.
But the woman tried to free herself, and bit, kicked and hit the detectives who wrestled her down in a skirmish, prompting passers-by worried about her safety to help her.
"They hauled the detectives away from her ... The woman managed to run away," Mainz police said in a statement.
Rule number 1: Always state you are the police even if you are store cops!
Rule number 2: One woman against two men are not good odds. Always have more help!
Rule number 3: Eat fewer doughnuts so two men can handle one woman!!!!
Man Impersonates Cop to Go Bowling
SAVANNAH, Ga. - A Savannah man went to jail this weekend for impersonating a sheriff's deputy so he could go bowling. Jeffrey Eugene Ferguson, 46, pulled up to a gate at Hunter Army Airfield on Saturday and showed a guard a driver's license that was cracked in half, police said.
When the guard requested a second form of ID, Ferguson pulled out a Chatham County sheriff's lieutenant badge.
The guard called Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police, who responded and discovered Ferguson's license had been suspended for failure to pay child support, according to police Sgt. Mike Wilson.
Ferguson, who was jailed on charges of impersonating a police officer, later told authorities he found the badge at a work site.
He told them he was not trying to get any special police priviliges - just to get on the military post to go to its bowling alley.
Does this town have no public bowling alley?
Rule number 1: If you are that stupid, spend your free time reading a self-education book.
Rule number 2: If you are still that stupid, refer to rule number 1.
Man Allegedly Stabbed Over PB&J Prank
VEEDERSBURG, Ind. - A foundry worker accused the wrong man of putting motor oil on his peanut butter and jelly sandwich - and wound up taking a trip to the hospital.
Bradley McManomy, 27, of Veedersburg, stabbed 22-year-old Jeremy Gordon twice in his lower leg with a 3- to 4-inch blade, police said.
Gordon confronted McManomy on Tuesday in a restroom of the Fountain Foundry Corp. in Veedersburg, 30 miles southwest of Lafayette, because he thought McManomy had put the oil on his sandwich, police said.
"It wasn't even the right guy," Fountain County Sheriff Robert Bass said. "This is an example of how just a practical joke could turn bad."
McManomy was arrested on suspicion of battery with a deadly weapon. He was being held at the Fountain County Jail on $15,000 bond Wednesday.
Gordon was treated at St. Clare Medical Center in Crawfordsville and released.
Bass said charges might also be filed against Gordon for starting the fight.
Rule number 1: Find the right guy who did it and both McManomy and Gordon should kick his butt.
Rule number 2: Find something better than a peanut and jelly sandwich to take for lunch.
Rule number 3: If your wife makes your lunch and it is peanut butter and jelly, she is having an affair while you are at work.
Rule number 4: If you were "taking care of business at home" she would make you a lot better sandwiches!!!!!!!
Wow, Christmas is close. Remember, shop til you drop but save time for the blog that gives you more of less.
Heading to the mall
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Can You Say Merry Christmas?
My Tuesday tear!!!
Normally I am a mild mannered guy whom nothing upsets.
Well, today that all changed, I became so angry that I contacted the ACLU who agreed to file a law suit on my behalf.
When I tell you what happened I know you will see why I am so upset.
Here's the story. I stopped by the office of one of my clients today to pick up some paperwork and that's when something beyond belief happened.
Upon handing me the package, the receptionist looked me straight in the eye and said "Have a nice day." Can you believe that?
Why would she force something like that on me?
Did she not give a thought to the fact that maybe I wanted to have a bad day? I felt obligated to contact the ACLU and start a law suit.
Furthermore, I immediately called her boss and advised him of the way his receptionist was flaunting this "have a nice day" thing.
Who did she think she was, sharing her belief of a nice day with everyone?
Not everyone wants a nice day, so she should not wish it on everyone she sees.
This is not the first time I have heard someone utter those words either.
Well, that has to stop. I am one person and since I don't want the "have a nice day" phrases used even though the majority of people do, with the help of the ACLU I am making it my mission to sue everyone that utters that phrase.
And with that I'll segue into the following:
Remember this clown from my Thursday blog post?
SeaTac Flap: The Seattle-Tacoma airport took down Christmas trees after a rabbi threatened to sue to add a menorah. He relented, and the trees came back.
He relented? Who was the idiot that didn't tell the rabbi to kiss their butt and sue to his heart's content?
"Have a nice day."
Then there is this:
Movie Muzzle: City officials asked the Christkindlmarket festival in Chicago to reconsider a promotion for the film 'The Nativity Story,' worried it might offend some people.
Oh my, we don't want anyone offended do we?
I guarantee everyone gets offended at some time over something, so does the world stop while we change that?
"Have a nice day."
And now this:
Skater 'Stunned' by Christmas Carol Cutoff
Choir Gag Order: Because skater Sasha Cohen is half Jewish, a city official forced a choir to stop singing Christmas carols at a show where she appeared.
LOS ANGELES - Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen was "stunned" to learn that a U.S. high school choir had been ordered to stop singing Christmas carols at a holiday show because she is half Jewish, her mother said on Thursday.
A city official accompanied by a police officer caused a stir by silencing the carols on Tuesday night as Cohen signed autographs after a performance in Riverside, California.
Riverside Mayor Ron Loveridge has since apologized to the student choir, the Rubidoux High School Madrigals.
To some, the incident appeared an example of excessive political correctness in the United States over the celebration of Christmas -- which some conservative commentators have characterized as a "war on Christmas."
Cohen, who is half-Christian and "celebrates everything" during the holidays, learned only through news reports that the choir had been cut off on her account, the 22-year-old skater's mother and manager said.
"Sasha was stunned. We both thought the voices were just lovely, they were doing such a wonderful job," Galina Cohen said. "Christmas carols are part of celebrating the holiday season."
The Riverside Press-Enterprise newspaper reported that the Madrigals had just launched into "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" when a city special-events employee told them to stop singing.
Cohen's mother said the 2006 Olympic silver medalist and U.S. National Champion had taken part in Christmas tree lighting ceremonies at New York's Rockefeller Center and in California.
When did Jewish people become so outraged with Christmas that songs would offend them?
That's it. Pull their license and shut every radio station that plays any Christmas song or mentions anything about Christmas.
That goes for television as well. No more showing Christmas lights on houses, no Christmas movies (It's not such a wonderful life), no Christmas concerts or specials.
Most of the Jewish people I know wish me a happy Hanukkah and I wish them a Merry Christmas.
One is their holiday and the other is mine. They celebrate theirs, I celebrate mine, and we share greetings. Neither of us is offended!
Does the word overreaction mean anything?
"Have a nice day."
Missouri is known as the "show me state" so pay attention to their Governor Matt Blunt as he shows us.
To be Blunt: Missouri Governor Matt Blunt told department directors that "no state employee will be reprimanded or in any way disciplined for saying 'Merry Christmas.' "
Finally a politician with brains. Blunt for President in 2008.
One retailer listened.
Wal-Mart 180: After a generic greeting rule angered some customers last season, the store is letting workers say "Merry Christmas" this year.
Wal-Mart listened because customers were angry at the greeting not including Merry Christmas.
There is a message here people, "If we speak, they will listen."
When you are out shopping let your majority voices be heard above the crowd of one.
MERRY CHRISTMAS. YES, M-E-R-R-Y C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S!! Speak it, spell it, get the word out, shout it from the mountains high and the valleys low, on the highways and byways. Let the majority rule and speak the words Merry Christmas.
We shall no longer be bound by what a few say, we shall be bound by what the many demand. Yes, the very word.
Practice it in front of a mirror until you remember how to use it in your every day vocabulary.
It shall not die!!!!!!
Merry Christmas to all and to all have a nice day!!!!!
A reminder to you, Christmas is a mere 7 days away. Get out there and shop and return tomorrow to the blog that is good for more of less!!
Monday, December 18, 2006
Kids, Parents, and Teachers
What a collection for you today.
Teen Clocked at 142 MPH, Police Say
VALPARAISO, Ind. - A teenager charged with driving 142 mph along a four-lane divided highway said he was speeding home so his parents wouldn't be mad at him for being late.
Brandon D. Raap, 16, faces speeding and misdemeanor reckless driving charges and could have his license suspended.
Porter County sheriff's deputies stopped Raap along a rural stretch of U.S. 30 at 12:40 a.m. Saturday after a radar gun clocked his 2004 Subaru Impreza going almost 90 mph faster than the posted 55 mph limit.
It might be the fastest speed ever recorded on the northwestern Indiana county's roads, said Porter County sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Tim Emmons.
"Most people's cars won't go that fast," he said.
Raap told police he was late getting home and didn't want his parents to be angry, Deputy John Brubaker said in his report. Raap told Brubaker he didn't have a curfew but is usually home by midnight.
Brubaker didn't arrest Raap, who had a valid Colorado license, but told him to drive straight home and call him within an hour. Raap's mother, Cindy Raap, called instead and Brubaker told her what happened.
"Kids sort of have tunnel vision," Emmons said. "They're so concerned with not getting yelled at or grounded, they place other people's lives in jeopardy."
The highway has two lanes in each direction, divided by a median, and traffic is usually light that time of night, Emmons said.
I like Indiana cops - 142 miles an hour, an outta state driver's license, and they let him drive home.
Tomorrow I am going to test drive a Subaru Impreza if it will do 142!!!
Mom sues over rejection of yearbook photo
Senior’s picture with sword nixed because of school’s no-weapons policy
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - The mother of a high school senior who posed in chain mail and held a medieval sword for his yearbook picture sued after the school rejected the photo because of its "zero-tolerance" policy against weapons.
Patrick Agin, 17, belongs to the Society for Creative Anachronism, an international organization that researches and recreates medieval history. He submitted the photo in September for the Portsmouth High School yearbook.
But the school's principal refused to allow the portrait as Agin's official yearbook photo because he said it violated a policy against weapons and violence in schools, according to a lawsuit filed Monday by the Rhode Island branch of the American Civil Liberties Union.
The lawsuit seeks an order that would prevent the yearbook from being published without Agin's senior portrait.
Agin's mother, Heidi Farrington, said she and her son believe the decision defies common sense.
"He doesn't see it as promoting violence," Farrington said Tuesday. "He sees it just as a theatrical expression of the reenactment community that he's involved in right now."
According to the lawsuit, principal Robert Littlefield told Farrington she could pay to put the photo in the advertising section of the book, but he would not allow it as Agin's senior portrait.
"That in and of itself demonstrates to us that there's absolutely no legitimate rationale for banning Patrick's photo," said Steven Brown, executive director of the Rhode Island ACLU.
Littlefield said he thought there would be less editorial scrutiny given to paid advertising space, and that an ad would not be viewed as receiving the school's endorsement.
The complaint says there is nothing in the weapons policy that would apply to the picture Agin submitted. It also says the weapons policy is arbitrarily enforced, noting theatrical plays at the school have included prop weapons and that the mascot — a patriot — is depicted on school grounds and publications as carrying a weapon.
Sue for this. Sue for that.
I do wonder why the principle thinks it's OK if you pay, but not in the free section.
Oh, that's right, I have been telling you people don't know how to think anymore. Now I know why - that's what we teach in school!!!
Teacher suspended over art of his posterior
Students say they don’t mind cheeky creations of ‘butt-printing artist’
RICHMOND, Virginia - To hear the students tell it, Stephen Murmer is a fun, popular art teacher who is always quick to crack a joke.
But there is another side to Murmer. A side that has agitated school officials and resulted in his suspension. A side that focuses, almost entirely, on his backside.
Outside of class and under an alter ego, the self-proclaimed "butt-printing artist" creates floral and abstract art by plastering his posterior and genitals with paint and pressing them against canvas. His cheeky creations sell for hundreds of dollars.
This has not gone over well with Chesterfield County school officials, who placed Murmer on administrative leave from his job at Monacan High School.
Murmer contacted the American Civil Liberties Union of Virginia after he was suspended on Friday, ACLU legal director Rebecca Glenberg said. He told Glenberg that administrators had suspended him with pay for five days because of his work as a butt-print painter and that he also could face unpaid suspension pending an investigation.
Murmer has been instructed by the school administration not to speak with the media, Glenberg said. He did not return messages seeking comment Tuesday.
Chesterfield County schools spokeswoman Debra Marlow confirmed that a Monacan art teacher had been placed on administrative leave but declined to provide additional details because it is a personnel issue.
"In the school system, personnel regulations state that teachers are expected to set an example for students through their personal conduct," Marlow said. "Additionally, the Supreme Court has stated that schools must teach by example and that teachers, like parents, are role models."
Separate work, art lives
Murmer went to great lengths to keep his work life separate from his activities as an artist, said ACLU executive director Kent Willis. As a butt-printing artist, he goes by the name "Stan Murmur," and appears in disguise in photographs and videos promoting his art.
"As a public employee, he has constitutional rights, and he certainly has the right to engage in private legal activities protected by the First Amendment of the Constitution," Willis said, referring to the right to freedom of speech.
A nearly naked Murmer expressed concern about remaining incognito during a 2003 appearance on the now-canceled cable television talk show, "Unscrewed With Martin Sargent." In a clip from the show, available on YouTube.com, Murmer dons a fake nose and glasses, a towel on his head, a black thong — and nothing else.
"I'm certainly proud of the ass painting," Murmer said in response to questions about his disguise. "I do have a real job where I do have real clients and I don't think they'd be too understanding if I was also the guy who painted with my ass."
Students not impressed with suspension
That video has made the rounds at Monacan High, where the mere mention of Murmer's name was enough to elicit grins from students Tuesday. Most appeared to be firmly behind their teacher, describing his suspension as "stupid," "ignorant" and "kinda retarded."
"Everyone has been talking about it," senior Heather Thompson said with a laugh as she and other students streamed out of school.
Thompson, who worked with Murmer in the school's art club, said many students have known about his paintings for a few years, but the YouTube clip recently got everyone buzzing. She and other students described Murmer as a funny, likable and popular teacher. There is little support among the student body for his suspension, she said.
"It was simply him expressing himself and his art, and it had nothing to do with school — he wasn't advertising," she said.
This is not the first time Murmer has faced potential problems because of his extracurricular activities. Three years ago, he contacted the ACLU after he was told school administrators were unhappy about his paintings, Willis said. The issue eventually blew over with no suspension issued, Willis said. It was unclear why administrators decided to take action now.
Owning a piece of Murmer's art doesn't come cheap. On his Web site, his creations run upward of $900. His most popular piece, "Tulip Butts," goes for $600.
So how does one become a butt-printing artist? On his Web site, Murmur said his journey began a few years ago when he was told to find an organic item to use as a stamp for a class painting assignment. He decided to use his posterior. His final product was a hit with the class and a butt painter was born.
He was, however, the only student not asked to hold up his organic stamp.
The ACLU is certainly busy.
The crime here is someone actually pays $600 to $900 to hang this guy's butt on their wall.
Does anyone remember the game butts up?
4 -year-old Accused of Improperly Touching Teacher
BELLMEAD- A four-year-old hugged his teachers aide and was put into in-school suspension, according to the father. But La Vega school administrators have a different story.
Damarcus Blackwell's four-year-old son was lining-up to get on the bus after school last month, when he was accused of rubbing his face in the chest of a female employee.
The prinicipal of La Vega Primary School sent a letter to the Blackwells that said the pre-kindergartener demonstrated "inappropriate physical behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harassment."
Blackwell says it's ridiculous that the aide would misread a hug from a four-year-old. Blackwell wrote to administrators demanding that the whole incident be expunged from his son's academic file because his son is too young to know what it means to act sexually.
David Davis, the executive director of the Advocacy Center in Waco tends to agree with Blackwell. He says assuming the boy has not had sexual encounters, or been inappropriately exposed to pornography, most four-year-olds are sexually innocent.
Blackwell got a response from the La Vega administration. The sexual references on the discipline referral were removed. But the thing that makes Blackwell most upset is they told him "your request for an apology by the aide and removal of all paperwork regarding this incident is denied." Now the young student's file will refer to the incident as "inappropriate physical contact." And Blackwell says he will continue to fight the district.
Man, I have covered stories of kids 6 to 9 years old driving, but sex at 4 years old, oh, to be a kid again. It used to be the car first then sex!!!
It is a man's nature to want to rub his face in the chest of a female, so it's really not the kid's fault!!!
I wonder if the female employee encouraged the boy and then thought someone might have seen them so she panicked and accused the boy to deflect the blame from her?
For the times they are a changing.
What a wacky world we live in!!
Join me once again tomorrow when I bring you more of less of all the news you can use!!!
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Do You or Did You Know?
Let's start off with a Sunday football question.
TODAY'S TRIVIA
What happens when you:
1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3) have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila
6) and it's football season?
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High-tech questions and answers:
Q. How many bits are in a byte?
A. There are eight bits in a byte.
Q. How quickly do hummingbirds beat their wings?
A. These tiny birds flap their wings 50 to 200 times a second.
Q. How loud are New York City subways?
A. On the platform, the average noise level was 94 decibels. A chainsaw measures in at 100 decibels.
Useless but interesting facts:
Hummingbirds are the smallest birds - so tiny that one of their enemies is an insect, the praying mantis.
A 1,200-pound horse eats about seven times its own weight each year.
A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
A Holstein cow's spots are like a fingerprint or snowflake. No two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots.
A zebra is white with black stripes.
A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.
Dragonflies are one of the fastest insects, flying 50 to 60 mph.
Every year, $1.5 billion is spent on pet food. This is four times the amount spent on baby food.
German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
The first coin minted in the United States was a silver dollar. It was issued on October 15, 1794.
The first US Marines wore high leather collars to protect their necks from sabres, hence the name "leathernecks."
The Hundred Year War actually lasted 116 years (1337 to 1453).
The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Americans spend approximately $25 billion each year on beer.
California's Frank Epperson invented the Popsicle in 1905 when he was 11-years-old.
Fortune cookies were invented in 1916 by George Jung, a Los Angeles noodle maker.
In the United States, a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes.
McDonalds and Burger King sugar-coat their fries so they will turn golden-brown.
Christmas became a national holiday in the US in 1890.
In 1947, Toys for Tots started making the holidays a little happier for children by organizing its first Christmas toy drive for needy youngsters.
There are 31,557,600 seconds in a year.
And with that my time's up for today. Peek in again Monday to the blog that brings you more of less!!
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Free Computer Stuff
Today as a continuation of enlightening my readers, I thought I would post a list of free programs that you may have a use for on your computer.
30 Pieces Of Free (and Open) Software for Windows
1. Firefox
http://www.getfirefox.com/
Replaces Internet Explorer
2. Thunderbird
http://www.mozilla.org/thunderbird/
Replaces Microsoft Outlook or Eudora
3. Sunbird
http://www.mozilla.org/projects/calendar/sunbird/
Replaces Microsoft Outlook’s calendaring functions
4. Abiword
http://www.abisource.com/
Replaces Microsoft Word
5. OpenOffice
http://www.openoffice.org/
Replaces Microsoft Excel and Microsoft PowerPoint
6. ClamWin
http://www.clamwin.com/
Replaces Norton AntiVirus or McAfee
7. Gaim
http://gaim.sourceforge.net/
Replaces AIM, Windows Messenger, etc.
8. BitTorrent
http://www.bittorrent.com/
Original but essential
9. GIMPShop
http://www.gimpshop.net/
Replaces Adobe Photoshop
10. Gnucleus
http://www.gnucleus.com/Gnucleus/
Replaces LimeWire, BearShare, etc.
11. VLC Media Player
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/
Replaces Windows Media Player, Quicktime, RealPlayer, etc.
12. Juice
http://juicereceiver.sourceforge.net/
Unique but essential
13. Audacity
http://audacity.sourceforge.net/
Unique but essential (for some
14. RSSOwl
http://www.rssowl.org/
Unique but essential
15. Filezilla
http://filezilla.sourceforge.net/
Replaces WinFTP
16. Keynote
http://www.tranglos.com/free/keynote.html
Unique but essential
17. MusikCube
http://www.musikcube.com/
Replaces iTunes
18. Handbrake
http://handbrake.m0k.org/
Unique but essential
19. X-Chat 2
http://www.silverex.org/
Replaces mIRC
20. KeePass
http://keepass.sourceforge.net/
Unique but essential
21. TrueCrypt
http://www.truecrypt.org/
Unique but essential
22. PDFCreator
http://sourceforge.net/projects/pdfcreator/
Replaces Adobe Acrobat
23. Freemind
http://freemind.sourceforge.net/
24. NASA Worldwind
http://worldwind.arc.nasa.gov/
Replaces Google Earth
25. Notepad2
http://www.flos-freeware.ch/notepad2.html
Replaces Notepad
26. HealthMonitor
http://healthmonitor.zucchetti.com/
Unique but useful
27. Workrave
http://www.workrave.org/
Unique but useful
28. GanttPV
http://www.pureviolet.net/ganttpv/
Replaces Microsoft Project
29. GnuCash
http://www.gnucash.org/
Replaces Microsoft Money or Quicken
30. True Combat: Elite
http://www.truecombatelite.net/
Replaces Quake IV, Halo, etc.
And that's a wrap for Saturday. See you tomorrow right here right now with more of less !!!
Friday, December 15, 2006
A Story from a Guest Author
Today, my friends, I have a guest writer for your pleasure. This is a story that was written a few years ago. After long negotiations, the author has finally agreed to allow me to post it on my blog.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a story by my son, Tyler Wagner.
A Cool Breeze From The Windy City
The wind pulverizes my hair whenever I pay a visit to the windy city. I always have to remember to pack my Cubs hat in my luggage before I make the trip because I know once I’m off that plane, all the hair gel in the world won’t be able to save my messy rat’s nest. That’s when I know I’m home. Placing that old, beat up, blue and red sweat rag called a hat on my head means I am about to go to a ballgame. Not just any ballgame though. A ballgame that involves the greatest team in sports the Chicago Cubs. And they don’t just play in any stadium. They play on the most historic field in baseball Wrigley Field. Inside the friendly confines of Wrigley Field, now that’s the place where I love to be.
As I cross the busy street to get to the field I spot the famous red sign that hangs proudly in front of the entrance. Welcome To Wrigley Field: Home of the Chicago Cubs. Just reading those words gave me goose bumps, for I was about to enter my version of the twilight zone. A place so unbelievable, so extraordinary, that it could not possibly be from this dimension. It was the only place I knew of that could make a grown man cry. I wiped back my tears and rushed the line to give the man at the gate my ticket. After a few flying elbows and kicks to the shin, I made my way to the front of the line. When I got from the front gate to the inside of the ballpark the butterflies started swirling in my stomach and I just took a deep breath and continued walking. Everything about this place is great. What other people look at as normal and common at this field I look at as exceptional. Every single detail of this place I like. From the ticket people to the beer vendors, everything and everybody in this place are okay with me.
I find my seat after about ten minutes of searching and am pretty relieved to see it. I’d done quite a bit of walking already in Chicago and my feet were kind of getting on my nerves. I took a seat in between a weary eyed old man and a kid with an oversized Sammy Sosa shirt on. It wasn’t my ideal seating arrangement, but I decided not to get upset about it. I’d only been sitting for a few moments when I heard the sweetest music to my ears.
“Beer here! Ice cold beer over here,” said the vendor.
Oh goodie, beer and baseball, what a beautiful day. I signaled the man to come over and I asked for an ice cold Budweiser. Somewhere up in heaven I knew Harry Carey would be smiling down at me. I would have smiled back if not for the vendor telling me my cup of brew would cost me $7.50.
“Are you kidding me buddy,” I said while I took a big gulp of the tasty beverage. “That’s the best deal I’ve ever heard of.”
I could tell the vendor was very confused, obviously thinking I was going to complain.
“You mean to tell me I get delicious ice cold Budweiser and a Collector’s cup from Wrigley Field for only $7.50?”
“That’s just a plain white cup, not a special collector’s edition cup,” the vendor said.
“It’s not a plain white cup after I write Wrigley on it now is it,” I said. “Now who’s got a marker?”
The vendor was not amused and took my money and walked off. I guess he wasn’t used to dealing with overexcited fans that visit this field. I was probably embarrassing myself in front of all the other fans around me but I didn’t care. I was happy and nobody was going to take that away from me. Well, unless Barry Bonds hit a game winning home run today, then I would be pretty unhappy. I was going to think positive though. Thoughts like Bonds going 0-4 with 4 strikeouts against the mighty right-handed pitcher Kerry Wood. I hoped to see Cubs right fielder and All-Star Sammy Sosa hit a home run over the center field wall. I didn’t care if the game was good or the game was bad, just as long as it didn’t get rained out. That would be the only thing that could ruin the day. Luckily for me, there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. This was what they called a beautiful day at Wrigley.
A couple of innings and a lot of hotdogs later, I finally had to take a trip to the men’s room. I hated to get up and do anything before the 7th inning stretch, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do. I went to get up and realized that the old man next to me had fallen asleep and had his legs propped up on the seat in front of him. I tried to wiggle past him but was unsuccessful. The other way out was way too long so I decided to hop down a row and go out that way since nobody was sitting in the seat in front of me. I went to step over the seat when the little boy sitting next to me pushed me from behind and I went flailing over the chair and onto the ground. An uproar of laughter came from the seats above and I definitely knew they weren’t laughing at the game. I tried to get up nonchalantly but that was damn near impossible. As I got up all red in the face I tried to calm myself down by saying I was in Wrigley and nothing would ruin my visit. Not a sleeping old man, not a punk little kid, not a bunch of obnoxious fans. Nothing!
I held my head up high and went up the stairs to the bathroom. Once inside the bathroom I found myself too mesmerized to pee. I walked into what looked to be a Cubs shrine instead of a place for taking care of business so to speak. On the walls were autographed pictures of great Cubs players over the years like Ernie Banks, Ryne Sandberg and Andre Dawson. The urinals were all blue and red. The sinks were shaped like giant baseball gloves with soap dispensers shaped like a baseballs. Harry Carey sang the seventh inning stretch over the speakers inside and when you flushed the toilet Harry Carey would so proudly exclaim, “It might be, it could be, it’s gone!!!” This was certainly as close to heaven as I’ve ever been.
As I exited the restroom of all restrooms I was startled to see a replay of a man falling headfirst over a chair at some ballpark on the big screen.
“What a goof,” I said and chuckled to myself.
But then I saw the replay again, and again, and again and I realized what it was they were showing. I was right. It was a goof, but I was the goof.
“Oh man I can’t believe they are showing this,” I said in disbelief.
Somehow I knew that the place that I loved more than anywhere else in the world was really trying to push my buttons and make me change my mind today. I mean what else could go wrong? The worse case scenario was that my Cubs would lose and fall behind a game and a half to the Astros. That wasn’t enough to bring my spirits down. I decided to say hell with it. I’m at Wrigley Field for crying out loud; there is no reason to be upset. The birds are chirping, the peanuts are extra salty, and the Cubs were up 7-3 in the seventh. It seemed ridiculous to me that I would come all the way from Reno to Chicago just to see a game, and even when I’m at the game I’m spending more time looking at the field than watching the game. But that’s exactly what I found myself doing. My comfort zone was not watching the Cubs play baseball but rather being where they played baseball. I really could give a hoot whether they won or lost today to tell you the truth. I was just so incredibly happy to be there with my people, laughing jerks and all. I’d gladly let a kid embarrass the crap out of me everyday if it meant I’d get to be in the bleachers at that field for every home game. I would pay $9.00 for a beer and $6.75 for Cracker Jacks just because they came from there. I would savor every bite of my ketchup covered Cubbie Corn Dog for $5.00 and swallow every last drop of my Chicago Cherry Coke with pride. Because you see it doesn’t matter to me what I pay, who I sit next to, or what anybody says or does. What matters is what means the most to me and that is Wrigley Field. I hope everyone can find a sense of place that they find as enjoyable as I find mine, because it truly is a beautiful thing.
That's my boy!!
And so it goes for another week. Enjoy the weekend and save time to join me here tomorrow for more of less!!!!!
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Christmas....What Christmas?
We're not talking Chestnuts here!!
Bargains roasting on an open fire ...
Holiday shoppers in Ohio keep buying despite electrical blaze in store
MENTOR, Ohio - An electrical fire that filled a department store with thick smoke didn't deter holiday shoppers, and firefighters had to block the doors to keep customers from coming in.
No one was injured in the fire at Dillards South at Great Lakes Mall on Wednesday, but some bargain hunters were inconvenienced.
"It was amazing," said Mentor fire Battalion Chief Joe Busher. "Even though there was heavy smoke in there, they all wanted to stay and shop. We even had to put people at the door to keep people from coming in.
It's the Christmas season. The bargain hunters are not gonna let little things like fire and smoke slow them down.
Those firefighters that blocked the doors to keep the customers out had a much more dangerous job than the ones fighting the fire!!!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! Be of good cheer!!
Float Driver in Parade Charged With DUI
COLUMBIA, S.C. - A man driving a float in the Anderson Christmas parade has been charged with drunk driving after he passed another float then sped down Main Street.
When officers caught up to 42-year-old David Allen Rodgers, he had an open container of alcohol in the truck he used to haul the children and adults on the float for the Steppin' Out Dance Studio, Anderson Police spokeswoman Linda Dudley said.
Witnesses said Rodgers was driving in line in Sunday's parade when he pulled out to pass a tractor in the float.
Rodgers sped down Main Street and ran a red light, while a witness on the float called 911 on a cell phone.
Officers started chasing Rodgers, who didn't stop for three miles. Once he pulled over, he tried to attack an officer, Dudley said.
Rodgers, whose child was on the float, faces more than three dozen charges, including DUI, 18 counts of kidnapping and assaulting an officer.
OK this can't be the first time anyone met this guy and guys like him are obvious.
So my question is who picked him to drive the float?
There is a TV commercial with the Waltrip brothers racing floats - that should be his defense; I saw it on TV so it must be OK!!!
Dis ain't no Game Boy
12-year-old gets a bad unwrap
Mom has son arrested for allegedly playing with present before Christmas
COLUMBIA, S.C. - A fed-up mother had her 12-year-old son arrested for allegedly rummaging through his great-grandmother's things and playing with his Christmas present early.
The mother called police Sunday after learning her son had disobeyed orders and repeatedly taken a Game Boy from its hiding place at his great-grandmother's house next door and played it. He was arrested on petty larceny charges, taken to the police station in handcuffs and held until his mother picked him up after church.
"My grandmother went out of her way to lay away a toy and paid on this thing for months," said the boy's mother, Brandi Ervin. "It was only to teach my son a lesson. He's been going through life doing things ... and getting away with it."
The mother said that her son was found in the last year to have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder but that his medicine does not seem to help.
She said he faces an expulsion hearing at his school Wednesday. Rock Hill Police Capt. Mark Bollinger said the boy took a swing at a police officer assigned to the school last month. He has been suspended from school since then.
The boy's case will be presented to Department of Juvenile Justice officials in York County, who will decide what happens to him, Bollinger said. His mother hopes he can attend a program that will finally scare him straight.
"It's not even about the Christmas present," she said. "I only want positive things out of it. ... There's no need for him to act this way. I'd rather call myself than someone else call for him doing something worse than this."
Scared straight, no presents from Santa Claus, you have been a bad boy!!
It's going to be a blue blue Christmas without you! This boy deserves hard time, nothing less!!!
We can't celebrate Christmas anymore!!
Airport Removes Christmas Trees
SEATAC, Wash. - All nine Christmas trees have been removed from the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport instead of adding a giant Jewish menorah to the holiday display as a rabbi had requested.
Maintenance workers boxed up the trees during the graveyard shift early Saturday, when airport bosses believed few people would notice.
"We decided to take the trees down because we didn't want to be exclusive," said airport spokeswoman Terri-Ann Betancourt. "We're trying to be thoughtful and respectful, and will review policies after the first of the year."
Rabbi Elazar Bogomilsky, who made his request weeks ago, said he was appalled by the decision. He had hired a lawyer and threatened to sue if the Port of Seattle didn't add the menorah next to the trees, which had been festooned with red ribbons and bows.
"Everyone should have their spirit of the holiday. For many people the trees are the spirit of the holidays, and adding a menorah adds light to the season," said Bogomilsky, who works in Seattle at the regional headquarters for Chabad Lubavitch, a Jewish education foundation.
After consulting with lawyers, port staff believed that adding the menorah would have required adding symbols for other religions and cultures in the Northwest. The holidays are the busiest season at the airport, Betancourt said, and staff didn't have time to play cultural anthropologists.
Hanukkah begins this Friday at sundown.
"They've darkened the hall instead of turning the lights up," said Bogomilsky's lawyer, Harvey Grad. "There is a concern here that the Jewish community will be portrayed as the Grinch."
Mel Gibson do you want to enlighten this guy?
Oh, now there is concern that the Jewish community will be portrayed as the Grinch. Well, hello, what did you expect? Give us the poor me speech!
Rabbi Elazar Bogomilsky, who made his request weeks ago, said he was appalled by the decision. He had hired a lawyer and threatened to sue if the Port of Seattle didn't add the menorah next to the trees, which had been festooned with red ribbons and bows.
He was appalled by the decision! Ha, I am appalled by him!!
He had hired the lawyer and threatened to sue and he criticizes the port authority?
We are spiraling out of control. We can no longer celebrate Christmas.
When will the majority speak up?
Oh, wait, I forgot the minority rule!!!
Now don't these stories give you the Christmas spirit??
Oh I mean the Season spirit. I gotta be correct ya know!!
Bah!!
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Earthquake
In my never ending quest to inform my readers, I submit the following!!
EXTRACT FROM DOUG COPP'S ARTICLE ON THE: "TRIANGLE OF LIFE"
My name is Doug Copp. I am the Rescue Chief and Disaster Manager of the American Rescue Team International (ARTI), the world's most experiencedrescue team.
The information in this article will save lives in an earthquake.I have crawled inside 875 collapsed buildings, worked with rescue teams from 60 countries, founded rescue teams in several countries, and I am a member of many rescue teams from many countries. I was the United Nations expert in Disaster Mitigation for two years. I have worked at every major disaster in the world since 1985, except for simultaneous disasters.
The first building I ever crawled inside of was a school in Mexico City during the 1985 earthquake.
Every child was under its desk. Every child was crushed to the thickness of their bones.
They could have survived by lying down next to their desks in the aisles. It was obscene, unnecessary and I wondered why the children were not in the aisles.
I didn't at the time know that the children were told to hide under something. Simply stated, when buildings collapse, the weight of the ceilings falling upon the objects or furniture inside crushes these objects,leaving a space or void next to them.
This space is what I call the "triangle of life".
The larger the object, the stronger, the less it will compact.
The less the object compacts, the larger the void, the greater the probability that the person who is using this void for safety will not be injured.
The next time you watch collapsed buildings, on television, count the"triangles" you see formed.
They are everywhere. It is the most common shape, you will see, in a collapsed building.
TIPS FOR EARTHQUAKE SAFETY
1) Most everyone who simply "ducks and covers" WHEN BUILDINGS COLLAPSE are crushed to death. People who get under objects, like desks or cars, are crushed.
2) Cats, dogs and babies often naturally curl up in the fetal position. You should too in an earthquake. It is a natural safety/survival instinct. You can survive in a smaller void.
Get next to an object, next to a sofa, next to a large bulky object that will compress slightly but leave a void next to it.
3) Wooden buildings are the safest type of construction to be in during an earthquake.
Wood is flexible and moves with the force of the earthquake.
If the wooden building does collapse, large survival voids are created. Also, the wooden building has less concentrated, crushing weight.
Brick buildings will break into individual bricks. Bricks will cause many injuries but less squashed bodies than concrete slabs.
4) If you are in bed during the night and an earthquake occurs, simply roll off the bed.
A safe void will exist around the bed. Hotels can achieve a much greater survival rate in earthquakes, simply by posting a sign on the back of the door of every room telling occupants to lie down on the floor, next to the bottom of the bed during an earthquake.
5) If an earthquake happens and you cannot easily escape by getting out the door or window, then lie down and curl up in the fetal position next to a sofa, or large chair.
6) Most everyone who gets under a doorway when buildings collapse is killed. How?
If you stand under a doorway and the doorjamb falls forward or backward you will be crushed by the ceiling above. If the door jam falls sideways you will be cut in half by the doorway.
In either case, you will be killed!
7) Never go to the stairs. The stairs have a different "moment of frequency" (they swing separately from the main part of the building).
The stairs and remainder of the building continuously bump into each other until structural failure of the stairs takes place.
The people who get on stairs before they fail are chopped up by the stair treads - horribly mutilated.
Even if the building doesn't collapse, stay away from the stairs. The stairs are a likely part of the building to be damaged.
Even if the stairs are not collapsed by the earthquake, they may collapse later when overloaded by fleeing people.
They should always be checked for safety, even when the rest of the building is not damaged.
8) Get near the outer walls of buildings or outside of them if possible. It is much better to be near the outside of the building rather than the interior.
The farther inside you are from the outside perimeter of the building the greater the probability that your escape route will be blocked.
9) People inside of their vehicles are crushed when the road above falls in an earthquake and crushes their vehicles; which is exactly what happened with the slabs between the decks of the Nimitz Freeway.
The victims of the San Francisco earthquake all stayed inside of their vehicles. They were all killed. They could have easily survived by getting out and sitting or lying next to their vehicles.
Everyone killed would have survived if they had been able to get out of their cars and sit or lie next to them.
All the crushed cars had voids 3 feet high next to them, except for the cars that had columns fall directly across them.
10) I discovered, while crawling inside of collapsed newspaper offices and other offices with a lot of paper, that paper does not compact.
Large voids are found surrounding stacks of paper. In 1996 we made a film, which proved my survival methodology to be correct. The Turkish Federal Government, City of Istanbul, University of Istanbul Case Productions and ARTI cooperated to film this practical, scientific test. We collapsed a school and a home with 20 mannequins inside. Ten mannequins did "duck and cover," and ten mannequins I used in my "triangle of life" survival method. After the simulated earthquake collapse we crawled through the rubble and entered the building to film and document the results.
The film, in which I practiced my survival techniques under directly observable, scientific conditions, relevant to building collapse, showed there would have been zero percent survival for those doing duck and cover. There would likely have been 100 percent survivability for people using my method of the "triangle of life."
Spread the word and save someone's life... The entire world is experiencing natural calamities so be prepared!
Now we have reached the midway point of the week. Come back again tomorrow for the blog that gives you more of less.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Women
Watch out for the women:
Man invents mugging to avoid wife’s wrath
In reality, drunk cyclist had injured himself after striking a lamppost
BERLIN - A German cyclist lied to police about being mugged because he was afraid to tell his wife the truth: he rode into a lamppost while drunk and injured himself.
The man, 30, called police and said he had been mugged by six youths while walking home.
"He said he beat off two of them, and that the rest fled through bushes behind the pavement," Peter Grimm, a spokesman for police in the southern town of Schwabach, said Thursday.
Police became suspicious after finding a wire fence behind the bushes and, Grimm said, the man then "admitted he had made it all up as a cover story because he was afraid of his wife."
He now faces charges for being drunk while in charge of a bicycle and faking a crime. Police had carried out a blood test that proved he was drunk when they first interviewed him.
Facing charges of being drunk and faking a crime are nothing compared to the fact his wife now knows!!
I wonder if he was afraid to tell her he ran into a lamp post or that he was drunk? Like when he got home she wouldn't notice he was drunk?
Woman Pumps Gas on Alleged Car Thief
TYLER, Texas - Carjacked at knifepoint while pumping gas, a 75-year-old woman didn't give in without a fight. Mary Gean Smyth opened the door of her sport utility vehicle and doused the assailant in gas.
"I'm sure he was burning like mad," Smyth said of the Tuesday carjacking. "I mean, I drowned him right in the face."
Police caught up to Smyth's GMC Denali Envoy at a restaurant and arrested 52-year-old John Clay Stricker Jr., a transient with an address in the North Texas town of Lake Kiowa, Tyler police spokesman Don Martin said.
Smyth said police told her the suspect had apparently taken a shower because he had a bag with fuel-soaked clothes and a bar of soap.
Smyth's wallet and credit cards were found in the car, but her cash was gone. A representative of the Brookshire grocery store, where Smyth was getting gas, has offered to pay for car cleaning and repairs, Smyth said.
Wait til this guy goes to prison and his cellmates hear how the 75-year-old woman took care of him!!
Pretty bold move @ $2.65 a gallon.
Hot lead for warm beer
St. Louis woman shoots husband dead for giving her tepid brew, cops say
ST. LOUIS - A St. Louis woman shot her husband to death after he gave her a can of warm beer, police said.
The shooting happened Sunday. Names have not been released. The woman was taken into custody.
The wife allegedly admitted shooting her husband, who was about 70 years old, in the kitchen of their home. The man was shot four or five times in the chest after giving his wife a can of warm Stag beer.
The house was among thousands in the St. Louis area that lost power after a winter storm hit the region Thursday.
Isn't the woman supposed to get the husband the beer, not the husband getting the wife the beer?
Shot him four or five times, she was really mad. Lives in St. Louis and drinks Stag beer?
Was it more of less for you on this Tuesday?? Reminder, 13 days left so get shopping!!!
Monday, December 11, 2006
More Animal Stories
Hey bartender how about another round!!
Let's party on dude!!
Guinness-guzzling camel crashes Irish party
Christmas comes early for ‘Gus’ after he chomped his way through beer cans
DUBLIN - Staff at an Irish riding school were forced to postpone festivities after Gus the camel chomped his way through 200 mince pies and several cans of Guinness intended for their Christmas party.
Gus, starring in the riding school’s Santa’s Magical Animal Kingdom show, helped himself to the feast while staff were getting changed for the party.
“Gus found his way out of his pen and helped himself,” Robert Fagan, owner of the Mullingar Equestrian Centre in central Ireland, said.
'Gus' goes for Guinness
The 11-year-old camel, originally from Morocco, cracked open six cans of Ireland’s famous stout with his teeth after the door to his stall was left open.
Gus appeared well after Monday evening’s feeding frenzy, Fagan said, adding: “We were all looking forward to it, but you couldn’t blame him. He’s really a very gentle, docile sort of camel.”
Pour me a tall one bartender!
I wonder what a drunk camel looks like when it staggers down the road?
He can go seven days without water but he has to have his beer everyday!!
Dog tunnels through snow to save owners
A seven year old German Shepherd - Timberwolf mixed dog named Shana is quite a canine hero in Alden as the story spreads of her efforts to save her owners during the October surprise storm.
Eve and Norman Fertig, who are both 81 years old, were out treating injured birds in the Wildlife Sanctuary on their Alden property on the night of October 12th. They left as the storm intensified but, were soon trapped by falling trees and heavy snow as they tried to walk back to their home. Eve realized they could die in the bitter cold but, fortunately, Shana was with them.
As the cold and snow chilled them both without heavy coats and gloves, Shana started digging under the snow and trees. The dog actually dug a foot wide tunnel about 20 feet to the home.
Shana barked but, the couple hesitated, so they say the dog came back and tugged on Eve's jacket. She says the 160 pound dog actually pulled her onto its broad back and crawled through the tunnel. Her husband held on as well as they slowly crawled all the way back to their home. They made it back to the back deck, opened their door and fell in to the house exhausted but safe.
Dogs rule!!!!! I saw the interview with the people and this dog was rescued from the pound when it was young and the people figure the dog was just paying them back for giving it a good home!!
Man fined for puzzling hotel pig toss
Throwing of porker over front desk might be ‘a redneck thing,’ police say
WEST POINT, Miss. - When pigs fly, indeed. Kevin Pugh, 20, of Cedar Bluff has been fined $279 for tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express in West Point . Pugh pleaded guilty Tuesday in city court to a charge of disturbing the peace.
West Point Police Lt. Danny McCaskill has said Pugh didn't know the employees of the hotel. There was no evidence intoxication was a factor.
No one was hurt, including the pig, officers said.
"This was the silliest thing I've ever seen," McCaskill said. "Almost every officer we had was involved because the incidents kept happening at different hours."
McCaskill said Pugh was accused of walking into the hotel and throwing the 60-pound pig over the counter.
"He said it was a prank," McCaskill said. "It must be some redneck thing, because I haven't ever heard of anything like it."
McCaskill said there have been four late-night incidents involving animal-tossing at West Point businesses. Twice a pig was tossed and two of the incidents involved possums.
All four of the disturbances took place between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m., McCaskill said.
Pugh is accused in a second animal-throwing incident at a Hardee's restaurant.
I got nothing on this one other than it is very strange story!!
Is this like a pig in a poke?
Woman Helps Rescue Pig on Interstate
VANCOUVER, Wash. - When Christine Gamache was driving along Interstate 205 and saw a pig fall out the back of a tractor-trailer rig, she didn't just scratch her head and drive on. She pulled over and stood by the 500-pound animal, possibly averting a freeway pile-up, the State Patrol said.
"She stayed by the pig until we showed up," Trooper Todd Gates said.
Gamache told Gates she'd been driving northbound on I-205 on Monday when the pig somehow fell out the back of an open-top box trailer. It hit the ground spinning.
"It rolled across the highway into the median," Gates said.
After dodging the pig and another truck, Gamache, who had no cell phone, stopped her car and walked up to the pig. The pig was favoring a sore left rear leg but didn't seem seriously hurt, Gates said.
Later, Gates, paramedics and a Clark County sheriff's deputy joined them on the median until a man who works with livestock arrived on the scene to take the pig to safety until its owners could be located.
The real story here in case you missed it is the woman had no cellular phone!!!
Starting another week on this manic Monday!!
Return tomorrow for more of less.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Phew!
What's that smell???
What Hollywood movie was not only a stupid premise, but a big bomb this year? How many of you said Snakes On A Plane?
Well, in the true Hollywood tradition I smell a movie based on a true story about a plane that has the potential to be a huge stink bomb! (See related story below)
Flatulence forces emergency landing
American flight diverts to Nashville after woman lights match to mask gas
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. But not while on a plane.
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.
The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.
All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
"It's humorous in a way, but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."
The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
This story is a real gas!!
Now I understand why matches are not banned from airlines!!
Maybe the airlines ought to learn from the California Milk Processor Board and try this on airplanes. (see following story)
Milk Ads in Bus Shelters Smell Like Cookies
SAN FRANCISCO - Scented bus shelter advertisements smelling of just-out-of-the-oven chocolate chip cookies made their U.S. debut.
Five San Francisco bus shelters were equipped on Monday with ads embedded with the scent of cookies, according Louis Zafonte, spokesman for New York-based Arcade Marketing, which designed the ads.
The campaign was launched by the California Milk Processor Board.
"Scent is a primary driver of memory," Zafonte said. "When you smell baby powder or chocolate chip cookies, everyone feels good."
To overcome the frequent blasts of exhaust and the funky whiffs that often permeate a big-city bus shelter, scented oils were sandwiched between cardboard cards emblazoned with "Got Milk?" and affixed to shelter walls.
It costs about $30 per shelter, and the smell should last one to two weeks depending on the location. The displays will last about a month.
Critics have complained the ads could be offensive to the poor and homeless who cannot afford to buy sweet treats. But shoppers near San Francisco's Union Square shelter simply thought the ads were cute.
Nick Fedoroff, 32, said the smell might improve business at the Mrs. Fields cookie store a few steps away from the bus stop. "I'm sure they'll be happy," he said. "It smells like they're right out of the oven."
Now that's what I am talking about!! Which would you prefer when you fly?
Wow This blog is really stinking up the joint today!!!!
Air Traveler Ejected for Odor Loses Suit
BERLIN - A court in Germany rejected a man's compensation claim against an airline after a cabin crew ordered him off a plane because other passengers were offended by his smell, authorities said Thursday.
An appeals court in the western city of Duesseldorf upheld an earlier ruling that British Airways had acted within its rights by removing the man from the aircraft after a female passenger sitting next to him complained about his smell.
"The stewardess took him to one side and asked him if he could put on a fresh shirt, but they were all in the hold," a court spokesman said. "So then he was asked to leave the plane -- about two minutes before take off."
BA said other passengers were upset by the smell, he added. The corporate lawyer and his wife were scheduled to return home from Hawaii via Los Angeles on a BA flight sub-contracted to American Airlines last year, and missed their connection to Germany when the incident forced them to take the next plane.
Including the cost of staying an extra night in Los Angeles, the earnings he had forfeited and his wife's lost holiday time, the man calculated BA owed him nearly 2,200 euros ($2,819), and took his case to a lower court in Duesseldorf earlier this year.
"The man said he couldn't help sweating after carrying three suitcases in 29 degrees (Celsius) of heat and sitting in the airport for two hours with no air conditioning," the court spokesman said. "But the court said the airline's terms and conditions made clear they could bar passengers because of their smell."
The appeals court delivered a judgement Wednesday by default against the man when he failed to attend the hearing. The man, who told the court he was stuck in traffic, has the right to appeal.
According to its website, American Airlines' conditions of carriage say that transport may be refused if passengers "have an offensive odor not caused by a disability or illness." British Airways stipulates that the airline may refuse to transport passengers "if carrying you or your baggage may affect the comfort of any person in the aircraft."
Wow, this guy is a corporate lawyer which makes us all feel bad for him - Not!!!!
Gee, he was sweating after carrying three suitcases. If he wasn't so cheap he would own suitcases with wheels.
For 75 cents or $1.00 he could have rented one of those luggage carts!! Cheap, Cheap.
Being an attorney I'm surprised his wife didn't have to carry the luggage!!!
That's Wag's world for this Sunday!! Christmas is close now so hit the stores because they are suffering this year!! Not.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
More Stupid Is as Stupid Does
From the "How Stupid Are You" Department:
Man Drives Into Subway Tunnel by Mistake
LISBON, Portugal - A driver took a wrong turn and headed down a subway tunnel in Portugal's second-largest city Monday.
The driver, who was alone in his vehicle and was said to be in his fifties, veered down a ramp set aside for emergency vehicles during the morning commute in Porto.
He then drove about 550 yards on the tracks, forcing operators to halt trains in the tunnels, the company that runs the network said. Emergency services later towed the vehicle out of the tunnel.
Can't you just hear him now, "Man, when did they put all these tracks in the road, and why is it dark in here."
By the way, that light at the end of the tunnel really is a train!!!!
Man Tried to Hide Guitar in Pants, Store Owner Says
DE QUEEN, Ark. - The guitar-shaped bulge in Morgan Conatser's clothing tipped off a music store owner that there might be a crime in progress.
Clifton Lovell, owner of Guitars and Cadillacs on U.S. Highway 71 in De Queen, was talking with a customer last week when he saw Conatser, 29, walking out of the store.
"I saw him walking out to his pickup truck and the bulges in his leather jacket. I said, 'Hey what have you got there,"' Clifton Lovell said.
He said Conatser, 29, replied, "Nothing."
Lovell pointed toward the unnatural shapes in Conatser's jacket and pants and said, "You've got something."
Conatser then removed a solid body electric guitar from his pants leg and from underneath his jacket.
"The neck of the guitar was almost down to his knee and the back of the guitar was almost up to his neck. It wasn't hard to spot. There was no way he could sit down or get into the pickup," Lovell said.
"This is a new one on me and I couldn't believe he tried," Lovell said. "The strings were pressed down and he didn't make any noise."
Too bad the store didn't have cameras so we could watch this genius shoving the guitar down his pants!!
Arkansas right, duh, well they will never spot this if I shove it down my pants!!
Speaking of shoving things down your pants:
Nobody move or the one on the right gets it, too
Would-be kidnapper shoots own left testicle, police say, then nails left calf
WICHITA, Kan. - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin.
The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.
When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment. He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.
Is that what they call a "hair" trigger? If he cringed many more times who knows what he might have shot off!!!
I am getting sleepy so I will finish with this gem:
Window Washer Falls Asleep on 20th Floor
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - A window washer working on a downtown Nashville high-rise building apparently feel asleep on the job.
The man, whom fire officials did not immediately identify, was cleaning the glass on the 20th floor of the Fifth Third Bank building on Church Street Friday when several onlookers noticed he was not moving.
The man came to after firefighters tugged on his ropes, then held up a sign from inside the window to get his attention.
The worker lowered himself to the sidewalk, where he was examined by paramedics.
Assistant Fire Chief Lee Bergeron said it appeared as if the man fell asleep, but added that he couldn't be certain.
"I figured he had just either passed out or maybe he had fallen asleep," said onlooker Leroy Anderson, who said he had been watching the man for 30 minutes before fire engines arrived. "It's sunny and warm up there, and there's no wind."
Nashville Fire Chief Henry Booker said the worker was taken to Baptist Hospital to be checked for a rapid heartbeat, but said he expected the man to be released.
"It's unusual to fall asleep outside while on scaffolding that high up," Booker said.
Unusual no duh!! Rapid heartbeat no duh!!
He must not move around much in his sleep and for sure he must not sleepwalk!!
I wonder if he will be fired for sleeping on the job??
Oh boy, we made it!
Hit the mall y'all, time is getting short!!
Then join me again tomorrow for a lot more of a lot less.
Friday, December 08, 2006
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Merry Christmas
Brewer: Butt out and let us sell Santa beer
Maine said label would appeal to children, orders bottle pulled from shelves
PORTLAND, Maine - A beer distributor says Maine is being a Scrooge by barring it from selling a beer with a label depicting Santa Claus enjoying a pint of brew.
In a complaint filed in U.S. District, Shelton Brothers accuses the Maine Bureau of Liquor Enforcement of censorship for denying applications for labels for Santa's Butt Winter Porter and two other beers it wants to sell in Maine.
The episode is reminiscent of last year when Connecticut told Shelton Brothers it had problems with its Seriously Bad Elf ale.
"Last year it was elves. This year it's Santa. Maybe next year it'll be reindeer," said Daniel Shelton, owner of the company in Belchertown, Mass.
The lawsuit, filed Thursday, contends the state's action violates the First Amendment by censoring artistic expression.
But the state says it's within its rights. The label with Santa might appeal to children, said Maine State Police Lt. Patrick Fleming. The other two labels are considered inappropriate because they show bare-breasted women.
"We stand by our decision and at some point it'll go through the court system and somebody will make the decision on whether we are right or wrong," he said.
The lawsuit was brought by the Maine Civil Liberties Union, which says the beer labels are entitled to First Amendment protection.
"There is no good reason for the state to censor art, even art found on a beer label," said Zachary Heiden, staff attorney for the MCLU.
The label for the English-made Santa's Butt Winter Porter shows a view from behind of Santa Claus with a pint of beer in hand sitting on top of a barrel.
The beer's name has a double meaning by referring to Santa's rear end and to the "butt" of beer, a term that designates a 126-gallon barrel.
The label for a French ale, Les Sans Culottes, is illustrated with detail from Eugene Delacroix's 1830 painting "Liberty Leading the People," which hangs in the Louvre and once appeared on the 100-franc bill.
The label for Rose de Gambrinus fruit beer shows a bare-breasted woman in a watercolor painting commissioned by the Belgian brewery that makes the beer.
In a letter to Shelton Brothers, the state denied the applications for the labels because they contained "undignified or improper illustration."
Can someone explain to me why the ACLU is involved in this rather than private attorneys?
The lawsuit was brought by the Maine Civil Liberties Union which says the beer labels are entitled to First Amendment protection.
Give me a break, First Amendment protection, oh what the hell publish whatever you want. Why not, we have no morals any more anyway!!!
Their ad is in poor taste as is, I suspect, their beer!! Anything for a buck!!!!!!
I need a new car, I wonder if I can go back to high school?
I don't want to learn, I just want to show up.
For some students, a moving incentive to study
Some schools offering cars and trucks to reward good attendance
CASPER, Wyo. - Sixteen-year-old Kaytie Christopherson was getting ready to do her homework on a Friday when she got a call that made a big improvement in her life: She had won a brand-new pickup truck for near-perfect school attendance.
And not just any truck, but a $28,000 Chevrolet Colorado crew cab, in red, with an MP3 player. Freedom comes standard.
“I take it everywhere. To work, school. I don’t know, anything I do, I have it out with me,” the high school junior said. “I pay attention to where I park it, though.”
Public schools commonly reward excellent attendance with movie tickets, gas vouchers and iPods. But some diligent students like Kaytie are now hitting the ultimate teenage jackpot for going to school: They have won cars or trucks.
School districts in Hartford, Conn., Pueblo, Colo., South Lake Tahoe, Calif., and Wickenburg and Yuma, Ariz., are also giving away vehicles this school year.
In most cases the car or truck is donated by a local dealership, and the prizes typically are awarded through drawings open only to students with good attendance.
So does bribing students with the possibility of winning a car or truck actually get them to think twice about staying home from school? Some educators think so, and say their giveaways have boosted attendance. But the evidence is not clear-cut.
Kaytie — who has a 4.0 average at Natrona County High, Dick Cheney’s alma mater — won her truck last spring, in the school system’s first such drawing. But she said that was not what motivated her to keep up her attendance; she just didn’t want to fall behind.
Hopes to curb dropout rate
District attendance officer Gary Somerville said he hopes to raise attendance and also reduce the district’s 29 percent dropout rate, which he blames in part on Wyoming’s booming gas-and-oil industry.
“These kids can go out and earn $15, $16, $17 an hour swinging a hammer. It’s kind of hard to keep them in school past their 16th birthday,” he said.
Hartford has been holding a drawing — for either a car or $10,000 — for the past six years. Five of those times the winning family chose the money.
“I can’t tell you that it’s increased attendance,” district spokesman Terry D’Italia said. “But what it has done over the years is just kept a focus on it and kept it at the top of kids’ minds.”
Jack Stafford, associate principal at South Tahoe High School, said attendance increased slightly last year, the first year the school system gave away a car, and is up slightly so far this year. He said changing times call for such incentives.
“My mom had the three-B rule: There’d better be blood, bone or barf, or I was going to school,” Stafford said. But “that’s not the case now.”
Who wants that 2007 Chevy?
Kaytie’s district is giving away a blue 2007 Chevy Colorado crew cab this year. It is being displayed at football and basketball games and will be parked at the mall over the holidays.
“The kids all come around and say, ’Man, that’s the truck I’m working for,”’ Somerville said.
Only 98 of Natrona County’s 3,200 sophomores, juniors and seniors were eligible for last year’s drawing. They were allowed only one excused absence, and no unexcused ones.
Districts have a lot to gain and little to lose by holding car drawings. The vehicles are usually free. And in Wyoming, even a one-student increase in average daily enrollment means another $12,000 in state funding for the year.
If not for the giveaway in Casper, Kaytie might be driving the family’s broken-down 1987 Buick LeSabre with peeling blue paint.
“I would have had such an awful car,” she said.
Boy is this a sign of the times or what? The cars are a reward for attendance not grades!!
When I was 16 any car was ok, but driving the family's broken-down 1987 Buick LeSabre with peeling blue paint for today's kids is unheard of!!
I also would like to note the parents are the ones I'm sure that encouraged her to attend school, but she kept the truck and the parents are stuck with the broken-down 1987 Buick LeSabre with peeling blue paint!!!
You know at the Last Supper the maitre'd said "No ID No Wine."
Well IHop has done one better.
IHOP will stop carding customers for pancakes
Mass. outlet wanted to stop dine-and-dashers, headquarters apologizes
QUINCY, Mass. - John Russo has been a victim of identity theft. So when he was asked to fork over a photo ID just to be seated at an IHOP pancake restaurant, he flipped.
"You want my license? I'm going for pancakes, I'm not buying the Hope diamond,' and they refused to seat us," Russo said, recounting his experience this week at the Quincy IHOP.
The restaurant now has agreed to reverse the policy of requiring customers to turn over their driver's licenses before they can order — a rule that was enacted to discourage "dine and dash" thefts.
WCVB-TV in Boston reported the Quincy restaurant's policy had been enacted without corporate approval.
IHOP Corp., based in Glendale, Calif., released a statement Monday night to WCVB that said an employee felt the policy could eliminate the problem of people leaving without paying.
"This was done without the knowledge or approval of management. ... We apologize to any guest who was inconvenienced," the statement said.
Russo said a security guard at the restaurant had "at least 40" licenses in hand when he arrived to eat.
No I.D. No syrup!! One more case to add to my list of how people don't think anymore.
A security guard at the restaurant had "at least 40" licenses in hand. It appears the patrons don't know how to think anymore either!!
Why not collect a $50.00 cover charge to get in just in case you eat a lot of pancakes!!!
When we reward for attendance in school rather than learning, this is what we get.
And that brings to a close another week here at the blog that brings you more of less than any blog on the net!!!