Heeee's Back

I'm back from the vacation and ready to bore you for another year.

As you all know, things going on around the country the last half of 2008 and the first part of 2009 are depressing.

Depressing as well telling you what I had for dinner does not make for a good blog so bear with me as I am having a hard time getting my creativeness working to continue posting my gems.

Although I sure ate good in the neighborhood during the Christmas and New Year's holidays, as I said, you might find that boring.

My holidays were great as the two boys, Stacey and Tyler were both home with us for Christmas with Tyler returning to Reno for work on the 28th of December and Stacey returning to Reno on the 5th of January.

The bad news for Stacey is while he was away from home the wind blew over three sections of his fence. The good news for us is that his dog Chloe will be staying with us a little longer.

I hope Stacey doesn't find out about the casual laborers I hired to knock down part of his fence so Chloe would logically have to stay with us a little longer.

OK, moving right along, for those readers out there that are over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 and are quite confused about how we should present ourselves and are unsure about the kind of fashion image we are projecting, I thought maybe I should post the dress code for 2009.

In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots.

12. Short shorts and varicose veins.

13. Inline skates and a walker..

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...

14. Thongs and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

Happy 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: I know I just got back but there will be no post on here tomorrow as I have another one of those 7A.M. to midnight work days today.