Yes, Michael Jackson Is Still Dead.

Ed McMahon died. He was a great entertainer, but prior to his stage accomplishments he was a distinguished Marine Corps fighter pilot in WWII earning six Air Medals and attaining the rank of Colonel. He was discharged in 1946 and was later promoted to the rank of Brigadier General in the CA Air National Guard.


Farrah Fawcett died after a long career in Hollywood as an actress. After she was diagnosed with cancer, she became an activist for cancer treatment and devoted her last remaining years encouraging people to seek treatment. She documented her plight on film and used it to encourage others to stay positive and upbeat despite their diagnosis and suffering.


Michael Jackson died. He was perhaps one of the greatest singers of modern time. He will also be remembered for his eccentric lifestyle that included sleeping with a chimpanzee, living in a carnival-like atmosphere at Neverland, his fascination with Peter Pan, and his numerous masks and costumes. He also admitted to finding pleasure sleeping with young boys and paying out millions of dollars in settlements to the families of these boys despite being acquitted by a court on one allegation of sexual molestation.


QUESTION - Which of the above did the House of Representatives declare a moment of silence for on Monday? (Hint - It wasn't the first two.)


QUESTION - Which of the above's family received a personal note of condolence from President Obama? (Hint - It wasn't the first two.)


NY Congressman Pete King had some interesting comments about Jackson. Please check them out here.



As some of you may know, Michael Jackson was paid a tidy sum as a deposit for his so-called European concerts.

Since he overdosed on drugs and died thus not fulfilling his part of the contract, that money has to be paid back.

Rumor on the street is, his estate will honor the contract and Michael Jackson will perform at all those concerts.

He won't be doing the moon walk at those sold out concerts, rather he will be laying there in his casket for his fans while the movie of his funeral is shown on large screens.

Now you know why he wasn't buried.

I also heard, with anticipation of grabbing a fast buck, Joe Jackson ordered 10 million Michael Jackson bobble head dolls from China.

Sources say, when the bobble head dolls arrived there was a small problem.

They say that when the heads bobbled the nose fell off.


Oh speaking of alleged pedophiles, I wonder how many of you are aware of a dangerous bill sitting in the U.S. Senate right now the So-Called 'Hate Crimes' Bill.

This bill will protect all 547 forms of sexual deviancy or "Paraphilias" listed by the American Psychiatric Association! This would provide a huge mass of "sacred cows" in our society, which includes pedophiles who would be given elevated protection -- giving "the offender" an additional decade behind bars.

Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL), who supports this bill, admitted that the bill would protect all 547 forms of sexual deviancy listed by the APA. Here's what Hastings said on the floor of the U.S. House itself:


'This bill addresses our resolve to end violence based on prejudice and to guarantee that all Americans regardless of race, color, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability or all of these "Philias" and fetishes and "isms" that were put forward need not live in fear because of who they are. I urge my colleagues to vote in favor of this rule.'

According to Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): If this bill that the U.S. House passed isn't stopped in the Senate, here's what can happen,
If a mother hears that their child has been raped and she slaps the assailant with her purse, she is now gone after as a hate criminal because this is a protected class. There are other protected classes in here. I mean simple exhibitionism. I have female friends who have told me over the years that some guy flashed them, and their immediate reaction was to hit them with their purse. Well now, he's committed a misdemeanor, [and] she has committed a federal hate crime because the exhibitionism is protected under sexual orientation… You see someone spying on you changing clothes and you hit them -- they've committed a misdemeanor; you've committed a federal felony under this bill.


Rep. Steve King (R-IA) offered an amendment that was very simple: "The term sexual orientation as used in this act or any amendments to this act does not include pedophilia."

The majority Democrats refused to accept that amendment.

Ted Kennedy (D-MA) and Patrick Leahy (D-VT) have introduced the bill into the Senate. However, because of the OUTRAGE they're hearing from their constituents -- -- they're going to try to sneak it through by adding it as an amendment to a completely different bill... and Democrat Majority Leader Harry Reid has reaffirmed his plans to have the Senate vote on this dangerous bill before Congress' August recess!

But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here.