Silly Friday

I have to believe it's just a female thing

Shoe-Stealing Fox is Busted! Over 100 Shoes Discovered in Den

A female fox has been identified as the perpetrator of a year-long shoe-stealing scheme in the idyllic town of Föhren in the hills of western Germany. For months, residents had been noticing that their slippers, boots, and sneakers were mysteriously disappearing from their doorsteps and back porches.

Tiny little teeth marks on the shoelaces leads the Count to theorize that the vixen had been stealing the footwear for her cubs to play with.

"We found 86 shoes in the den and a further 32 in a nearby quarry where they like to play."

The wife Vicki could teach that fox a thing or two about shoes, let me tell you.

Public service announcement:

Spice up your romantic lives with a little “Mommy” and “Daddy” name-calling.
Oh, Daddy! Parental pet names can add spice.

"Oh Mommy you really know how to heat up the kitchen."

"Oh Daddy put me over your knee and spank me cause I've been a bad little girl."

Well I think you get the idea.

Where do you think the name Go Daddy.Com came from?

OK so this must be a big problem in Florida

BROOKSVILLE, Fla. - A Florida city is cleaning up with a new dress code that requires city workers to wear underwear and use deodorant.

It also prohibits piercings anywhere except the ears.

So my question is how would they know about your piercings underneath your underwear.

Is that what they call an oxymoron?

I guess my other question is how do you get an inspector's job with the city to look for hidden piercings?

The bad economy is hitting everyone, and there are some great real estate deals out there.

Dirt cheap: Cemetery sells 2 graves for price of 1

People are dying to get that deal.

A kiss is just a kiss.

Student who blew kiss to mom denied diploma

A Maine high school senior says he was denied his diploma because he bowed during graduation and blew a kiss to his mother.

Schools Superintendent Suzanne Lukas ordered him back to his seat. She told the Portland Press Herald newspaper she was enforcing behavior rules.

Ah the teachers that are teaching our kids and the Superintendents that got the job because they couldn't teach our kids.

I don't know how many of you knew this but Montana is a very religious state.

Every once in a while the police really need to have a sense of humor.

Barrel ‘monster’ gets N.C. student arrested

Police call it vandalism, but supporters say it’s creative street art


I say that would be the highlight of anyone's daily commute.


Breaking news just in:

The David Carradine autopsy determined the cause of death was, "He had reached the end of his rope."

And that is the end of the week for me. I'll leave you with this bit of trivia:

When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.