People, You Gotta Wonder

A friend of mine stopped by the other day, and he was depressed because his wife left him.

His wife is deaf and she left him for one of their close friends that was also deaf.

You know, there is only so much sympathy you can give a guy. After listening to his 'poor me' attitude, I told him he had no one but himself to blame for not knowing something was going on.

I told him he should have seen the signs!



Once again I would like to point out the stupidity of global warming. Because global warming is a fallacy, they are now calling it climate change.

The Environmental Protection Agency is proposing a measure to charge for cow farts!

In 2007, the United States Supreme Court ruled that greenhouse gases that are emitted by belching and flatulence of farm animals contribute to air pollution.

The proposal would require farms or ranches with more than 25 dairy cows, 50 beef cattle or 200 hogs to pay an annual fee of about $175 for each dairy cow, $87.50 per head of beef cattle and $20 for each hog, according to the AP.

"The executive vice president of the Wyoming Farm Bureau Federation, Ken Hamilton, estimated the fee would cost owners of a modest-sized cattle ranch $30,000 to $40,000 a year.

He said he has talked to a number of livestock owners about the proposals, and "all have said if the fees were carried out, it would bankrupt them." (AP)

The proposal, seemingly intended to cut down on beef consumption, could be weathered by corporate farms, but family farms would almost certainly cease to exist. It certainly poses a new contemplation of cow pies.

Hello out there, is anyone paying attention?



Speaking of Green:

It's not fashionable to drill here, drill now. We have to drive cars that are the so-called green cars.

If you should have a job and have any money left over for a vacation, this is something like what you will be driving.





Coming soon to a Wal-Mart near you.

Too bad the ole' lady and the dogs couldn't go on vacation with you.

Notice how it is designed for double duty? It is also shaped like a coffin.

As Kermit the frog said, "It ain't easy being green!"



Men, you need to pay close attention to this.

In Villa Rica, Georgia, a man buys a scratch off lottery ticket worth $5,000.00.

So I wonder what most men would tell their wife?

Would they go home with the 5 grand, hand it to the wife and tell her to use it for the family, herself or to pay the bills?

Or would he tell her he won it and was going to spend it on fishing/hunting gear, his car or maybe a big screen TV to watch NASCAR?

One has to hope he gave it to his wife to use as she saw fit. Why, you ask? Well I'll tell you.

One week after Chuck Hill won $5,000 in the Georgia Lottery's Weekly WinFall drawing, his wife did even better.

Karen Hill bought a World Class Millions scratch-off ticket on her way to work at City Chevron in Villa Rica. Her $20 ticket won $1 million.

She splurged and bought one of these:




In closing I wonder, do you know the difference between a pigeon and a wall street banker?

The pigeon can still make a deposit on a new BMW.

As an update I have another late shift tonight so there will be no post tomorrow.