Getting Silly

Oh now here is another good idea:

A new study commissioned by the Pentagon and the Department of Veterans Affairs recommends a complete ban on tobacco, which would end tobacco sales on military bases and prohibit smoking by anyone in uniform, even combat troops in the thick of battle.

I love this type of new thinking brought on by change. Take away more freedom of choice.

The Government is worried about what smoking might do to someone in the military however it's OK if they are killed by bullets and bombs.

Better to spend the money keeping military personnel from smoking than purchasing body armor don't ya think?


I guess the new changed thinking is we will have a happy and healthy military.



Polock jokes

Do you remember the days gone by before we had to be politically correct and we could make Polock jokes?

Well, I'll let you be the judge on this one because it is a classic.

Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool


A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip.

That little guy must have been a good swimmer.


Golf story

You know my friend Wally likes to play golf every Monday and I can't tell you how many times he has said it would have been a good day except the group in front of him played slow.

I guess there must not be any flowers on the golf course because most golfers don't take the time to smell them.

I was thinking about Wally when I read the following:

Golfer sentenced for bashing man with 6-iron

KENT, Wash. -A golfer has been sentenced to 1 1/2 years in prison for bashing another player over the head with a 6-iron during a fight over slow play.

I always thought with all the handicaps in golf there would be some people that play slower than others.



There must be some kind of misunderstanding.

The other night my wife and I were meeting some friends at a restaurant. They called to say they were going to be late.

We decided to sit in the restaurant patio to wait for them. I told my wife to go find a suitable table and I would get us a Coke.

A few minutes later I was walking through the bar on my way to the patio. I noticed two young ladies sitting at the bar, and as I passed, one of them nodded towards me and the other said, "Nine."

Feeling pleased with myself I swaggered over to my wife and told her that a girl at the bar had just rated me as a nine.

My wife said, "I wouldn't get too excited if I were you.... when I walked by them they were speaking German."

It's hell getting old!!!

This will be the only post this week as my schedule is such I won't have time to enlighten you.