Here We Go Again

Starting the week:

I want my samwich

Kindergartner Suspended for Having Knife

LEXINGTON, S.C. - A 5-year-old kindergartner brought a folding pocket knife to school and faces expulsion, officials said Tuesday.

The Saxe Gothe Elementary School student tried to use the knife to open his sealed lunch in the cafeteria on Monday, said Mary Beth Hill, spokeswoman for Lexington County School District 1.

The student never threatened anyone at the school, and officials believe he was unaware he did anything wrong, Hill said.

State law says it is illegal to bring any weapon onto school grounds, but the child is too young to face any criminal charges, Lexington County Sheriff James Metts said.

According to district policy, the student was suspended immediately, pending an expulsion hearing, Hill said.


I bet the kid is too young to even know what the word suspended means.

Who the heck seals the sandwich so good that a kid can't open it.

He probably had that problem before and that's why he took a knife to school!!








Let's go cruising now, everyone's learning how:

12-Year-Old Boy Takes Two-Hour Spin in Car

NEW YORK - A 12-year-old took his 7-year-old brother for a two-hour joy ride in the family car while their mother was napping. Instead of watching TV, like his mother thought he was doing, Kenny Rodriguez, accompanied by his brother, Miguel Pepin, cruised the busy Grand Central Parkway and even parallel parked before police finally found them at a friend's house.

"Kenny was angry with me so he drove to his friend's house," said their shaken mother, Carolina Rivas, 33, who works nights at a hospital emergency room.

The sixth grader "just loves cars and I think he got a little kick out of tonight," Rivas added.

They learn young! I can't parallel park and this kid did it in New York no less!!







Where is the third tee?

Woman on Golf Cart Arrested for DUI

RAPID CITY, S.D. - A Keystone woman was arrested early Thursday for DUI - after she was stopped while driving a golf cart. A Rapid City police officer was on patrol around midnight when he met a woman on a golf cart driving on the road.

The officer put on his emergency lights and tried to stop the golf cart because it had no lights and was a threat to traffic.

The driver would not stop at first but finally did after she realized she couldn't outrun the squad car.

The woman told the officer she had borrowed the golf cart from friends at a party.

The officer smelled alcohol on her breath and tried to draw a blood sample as part of the new mandatory blood test, but when the woman became uncooperative, it took a couple of officers to hold her so they could get the blood sample, the police report said.

Hee hee, it took a couple of officers to hold her, right!!

Exxcuse meee osifer have you seen Tiger guy??








Thank you Jesus!!!

Man Says Bibles in Pocket Stopped Bullet

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A 54-year-old Orange Park man credits two small Bibles in his shirt pocket for saving his life when they stopped a bullet.

The man, whose name was withheld because his attackers are still at large, told police that two men who he didn't recognize ambushed him with a rifle as he carried bags of garbage to a trash bin. The two men fled in opposite directions and have not been arrested.

Other than a red mark and a pain in his chest, he was not injured.

The man said he was carrying two New Testament Bibles in his shirt pocket to give to friends. Police took the Bibles as evidence.

God works in mysterious ways, but I don't think I would have given up the bibles!!








Get the lead out!!

Man Saved After Scanner Deflects Bullet

SHEBOYGAN FALLS, Wis. - Police say a police scanner may have saved Floyd Kimme's life. Kimme, 50, was sitting in his living room Sunday evening when a bullet was fired into his home by a large-caliber weapon.

The bullet went through the wall and hit the scanner, which was in front of the recliner where Kimme was sitting.

The scanner apparently deflected the bullet away from Kimme.

I told you to turn the volume down!! At least he knew from the scanner how close the cops were!!



We are headed toward that Thanksgiving meal!! Come back again ya hear!!