Just Plain Stupid

Friday, Happy Friday.


3-Month-Old Charged With Robbery

PATNA, India - Police charged a suspect after a bus driver was robbed of his fares, then realized the suspect was a 3-month old baby.

The boy, Parveen Kumar, had been listed along with his father on an initial charge sheet after the bus driver was robbed, police in the eastern Indian state of Bihar said Friday.

The baby had been charged with robbery, extortion and banditry, said local superintendent of police Rattan Sajai.

Though the robbery in the remote village of Muzzafarpur occurred Sept. 19, the fact that a prime suspect was an infant only came to light recently when police launched their investigation, Sanjai said.

Police blamed the bus driver, saying he reported the baby as a conspirator because of a personal grudge he had with the father.

The charges against the boy have since been dropped, Sanjai said.


Not only do they drive young as reported in my previous posts, but they start a life of crime at an earlier age.

But, then again, how smart are the cops????

And just think, someone from India is who we talk to when we have a computer problem. I feel better now, don't you?








Typo in N.Y. law changes drunk driving rules

Misprint makes drivers punishable by arrest after even a shot of beer

ALBANY, N.Y. - Drinking a shot of beer in New York could get you arrested for drunken driving, thanks to a typo in a New York law passed this year.

Lawmakers approved a bill that sets the standard for driving while intoxicated at 0.18 grams of alcohol in a person's blood. But a person's body can produce that much alcohol naturally, according to Rochester DWI lawyer Ed Fiandach.

Instead of using grams, the law should have used blood alcohol content as a measure.

Rochester Democratic Assemblyman David Gantt, head of the Assembly Transportation Committee that approved the bill before it went to the Legislature, said it was a typo.

The purpose of the law is to set a level that bans prosecutors from taking pleas to a lesser count of driving while impaired, similar to a traffic ticket. The law would also increase the penalties for a 0.18 blood alcohol content.

Headed for New York to celebrate New Years?

Well, do not party!!!!!

They have no spell check?









Restaurant Robber Pays Bill Before Getaway

TOKYO - Police are looking for a robber who held up a noodle bar in western Japan then paid for his meal and waited for his change before making off.

The young man ate a bowl of "ramen" noodles and a side order of fried chicken at a restaurant in the city of Osaka on Wednesday then produced a knife and forced a waitress to hand over takings of 46,000 yen ($393), the Sports Nippon newspaper said.

When the woman demanded he pay for his meal, the robber gave her 1,000 yen and waited for his 100 yen change before running away, the paper said.


What, no tip? Cheap crook never heard the expression "Keep the change!!"









Suspect on the lam goes wham!

N.Y. man falls 50 feet from tree while trying to evade cops after burglary

SMITHTOWN, N.Y. - A 31-year-old man was arrested on burglary charges Sunday after falling 50 feet from a tree during an attempt to evade police.

Riverhead resident Joseph Barwick was admitted to Stony Brook University Medical Center to be treated for injuries to his legs and back.

Barwick led police on a high-speed chase in a stolen car after burglarizing two liquor stores in Kings Park.

The chase ended when the suspect crashed the car in a wooded area of Smithtown. He fled the area on foot, but police later found him hiding in a tree. He tumbled to the ground after losing his footing as he tried to climb higher in the tree.

What goes up must come down. He musta stole and drank a bunch of liquor rather than cash. Like you can escape cops by going to the top of a tree!! Stupid criminals!!









It wasn't the crack that got him — it was the pot

Woman wallops alleged crack-bingeing golf club thief with cooking pot

MUNCIE, Ind. - A woman watching television in her nightgown raced from her bedroom and attacked a man with a cooking pot after he stole golf clubs from her porch, police said.

Sabrena Davis said she first grabbed a knife after a neighbor yelled to tell her that a man had taken the clubs, but then decided to instead attack him with a 10-inch cooking pot.

"I started beating him with it. He asked for it," she said.

Davis' attack slowed Timothy A. Simison, 27, until police arrested him outside her home Tuesday morning shortly after she had whacked him in the head and shoulders with the pot.

The Hartford City man, who was being held without bond Wednesday at the Delaware County Jail, faces preliminary charges of attempted burglary and theft.

Police said Simison was on a crack cocaine binge when he tried burglarizing the two-story house where Davis, 36, lives with her brother, Maurice Garrett.

A neighbor who noticed Simison on the enclosed front porch where Garrett keeps tool boxes, tackle boxes and golf clubs cornered Simison on the porch and yelled to Davis, who ran downstairs and attacked with the pot.

When police searched Simison before placing him in a holding cell at city hall, they found a cell phone in one of his socks belonging to one of the officers who had transported him.

"Talk about a klepto. If you sit back and look at this, it's almost comical," Williams said.

Police said they found a stolen lawnmower in a car Simison had parked behind Davis' house.

He could have stolen anything and probably had no problem, but golf clubs, that's his mistake!!!!





Weekend is here. Be safe and return tomorrow!!