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Tyson Could Fight Women During Return
Ex-Champ Set to Launch 'Mike Tyson's World Tour'

Mike Tyson's World Tour



Mike Tyson is heading back to the ring for a series of exhibitions, including a strange possible bout against Anne Wolfe, a hard-punching women's light heavyweight.

But the 40-year-old former heavyweight champ promised an entertaining show Friday night when he launches the "Mike Tyson's World Tour" in Youngstown. At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe. Wolfe, from Waco, Texas, is 21-1 with 15 knockouts.

"She's such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field," Tyson said. When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, "I'm very serious."

First he rapes them, then he wants to fight them!!!!

He will return to the ring Friday at the 6,000-seat Chevrolet Centre in Youngstown for a pay-per-view event against former sparring partner Corey "T-Rex" Sanders.

Mike Tyson said fans should not expect much of a fight when he steps back into the ring.

And people keep paying and paying!!! Stupid, just stupid.









Angry driver allegedly fires crossbow

Arkansas man behind ‘drive-by crossbow shooting’ has been charged

LITTLE ROCK - A man who allegedly shot a crossbow at a motorist after being on the receiving end of an obscene gesture has been charged with committing a terroristic act.

Wayne Allen Dierks, Jr. 26, was arrested and is also charged with possession of an instrument of crime, driving while intoxicated and driving with a suspended driver's license.

The incident began when a motorist cut in front of Dierks' sport utility vehicle. Steve Gilgenbach, the motorist, said that Dierks then began pursuing him in his SUV, yelling and cursing at him and then fired the crossbow, shattering Gilgenbach's rear window.

"It sounds funny to tell it, but it wasn't so funny after I found out it will cost $400 to replace the window," Gilgenbach told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette for a Tuesday story. "It was a drive-by crossbow shooting," said Gilgenbach.

After Dierks' arrest, officers found a crossbow with a scope, four crossbow bolts and a cooler containing 11 unopened beers and one opened can. Dierks registered 0.12 on a blood-alcohol test, above the legal limit of 0.08.

He better join Mel Gibson in rehab. 0.12 whew!!!








Man Plans Bridge Jump, Reconsiders, Falls

CHARLESTON, S.C. - A man threatened to jump, then asked for help and survived a fall from the Arthur Ravenel Bridge - a drop of about 20 stories.

Authorities said the man, whose name was not released, stopped his car and climbed over the 7-foot railing on the edge of the bridge sidewalk about 2 p.m. Sunday.

Negotiators tried to talk the man off the ledge during the four-hour incident.

"He never said he wanted to come back," said the Rev. Rob Dewey, a police chaplain with the Coastal Crisis Chaplaincy. "By the time he agreed to let us help him, he was holding on only by his fingertips."

As he hung there, the man looked up and said, "I need help," Dewey said.

Rescue workers were waiting about 30 feet away and were motioned in, said Lt. Sean Carroll of the Mount Pleasant Fire Department.

"By the time we could get to the edges of the railings he was just holding on by the first joints in his fingers," he said. "We tried to lay hands on him but at that point he fell."

The man, identified only as a 21-year-old man from Andrews, fell about 200 feet to the Cooper River.

He was rescued from the water and given first aid. Dewey said he visited the man in the hospital Sunday night and he appeared "to be doing OK."

It was the first fall from the bridge since the span, the longest cable-stayed bridge in North America, opened in July of last year.

Authorities closed all four northbound lanes on U.S. Highway 17, which crosses the bridge linking Charleston and Mount Pleasant.

The closing caused an extensive traffic jam and vehicles were rerouted to the Interstate 526 bridge farther north.


Rather than close the bridge and rather than negotiating for 4 hours, why not tell him to hurry up and jump.

If he doesn't, hit his fingers so he lets go. Geez, an extensive traffic jam - who does he think he is?









Drunk Man Breaks Into Prison

OSLO, Norway - In a different kind of jail break, a very drunk young man surprised prison guards by breaking into their northern Norway jail. "You might say we were a bit perturbed to find this person on our turf," prison warden Geir Broen said.

Broen said the district prison in the Arctic town of Bodoe is rebuilding its outer fence, and that the man broke through a section of temporary fencing.

The weak fence is of no help to real prisoners seeking a way out, since they are confined within the walls of the jail compound.

The Norwegian, identified only as being in his 20s, was apparently was trying to find his way home after a Friday night party.

"I don't think this guy knew where he was, and he was pretty well under the influence," Broen said.

Pretty well under the influence, ya think? Musta been some party huh?
I wonder if Mel Gibson was there?








Caught in the act: Police chief steals windshield

FLORENCE, S.C. - A small town police chief has been charged with stealing a windshield from a golf cart -- while wearing his uniform.

Police Chief Mike McDonald of Lamar turned himself in to police on Tuesday to face the charges of larceny and misconduct in office. He was released on $1,000 bail.

"I messed up, your honor," McDonald said at his bond hearing. "It's embarrassing for my position."

I know the news media is here, and they're going to have a field day with it," the chief said.

McDonald was in uniform when he took the windshield from a golf cart at a used car lot in Darlington in August, Darlington Police Lt. Danny Watson said.

An employee said the cart was chained to a pole when the windshield was taken.

McDonald did not give investigators any explanation, Watson said.

McDonald returned the windshield, valued at $80, authorities said. The town, about 20 miles from Florence in northeastern South Carolina, placed him on administrative leave, Mayor Bobby Hudson said.

How thoughtful, he returned the windshield. He should have to wear the Mcgruff dog suit around for a year so he learns what he is supposed to preach.








Man, Thinking He Killed Fiancee, Kills Himself

KARACHI - A Pakistani man has committed suicide outside his fiancee's home after he thought he accidentally killed her while trying to persuade her to get married early, police said Saturday.

The man, Ahmed Ashraf, was shooting a gun in the air outside his fiancee's home in the southern city of Karachi on Friday as part of his efforts to persuade her to get married two months early when a stray bullet accidentally hit her, police said.

"He was so eager to get married he stood in front of his fiancee's house and started firing shots in the air to catch her attention," said investigating officer Ghulam Hussain.

The young woman was coming downstairs when a bullet ricocheted off a wall and hit her. She fell down screaming "I have been shot," Hussain said.

"He thought he had killed her and within seconds shot himself. The girl is fine," Hussain said.

"It is a tragic accident. They were engaged to be married with their parents' consent on December 25. He was insisting they get married earlier."

Ashraf had told his fiancee, Naureen, he would do something drastic if she didn't agree to get married straight away. The woman insisted the marriage date had already been set and there was no need to hurry, Hussain said.

Now this is funny.

He was going to persuade her to marry him sooner by shooting up her parents' house, and then to top that, just because she said 'I have been shot' he thought she was dead.

Dead people can't talk. I hope he had paid her parents the goats to marry their daughter before he shot himself.



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