Bumperstickers

Some of the bumper stickers driving around out there:

Just say NO to negativity.

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

I feel better after I wine a little.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Don't believe everything you think.

An Apple a day keeps Windows away.

Few women admit their age; few men act it.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.

What we need is a patch for stupidity!

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Vote Democrat - it's easier than working!

Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking!

Excess is never too much in moderation.

"I'm not going to argue, but I'm right!"

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

What would Scooby do?

What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?


Enjoy your drive!!