Chinese Almost Stole Christmas

OK my friends, it is a busy time of year so I know my editor would appreciate it if I would actually let her have some time off over the Christmas and New Year's holidays.

I don't want to be a Grinch so I am going to have my last post tomorrow until after New Year's.

Tomorrow's will be a good one so don't miss it.



Speaking of my editor Pat, her husband Wally was talking to me about any ideas I have as to what she might want for Christmas.

I asked Wally what Pat's favorite flower is.

He said he was pretty sure it was Pillsbury.

I think Wally may get a lump of coal for Christmas.



Yesterday I was out Christmas shopping when I saw a very interesting sign on a door to the store I was going into.

It said "Caution Doors Open."

I suspect it helps business that they do open!!!!!

I'm also glad I was warned cause I was beginning to wonder what a door does!!



There was almost a disaster this Christmas. Check this out.

Santa Wins Case Over Lost Red Suit

One dry cleaner now knows how to get on Santa's naughty list: lose his suit.

After Christmas last year, Santa took his red velvet suit to Royal Cleaners, which accidentally gave it to someone else.

The family-owned business acknowledged the mixup and offered to pay him half the value of the nearly $400 suit, said Jean Hwang, who said she's the owner's sister.


After the Christmas season last year, Santa brought his Santa Claus suit in for a dry cleaning. But Royal Cleaners accidentally returned the suit to someone else.

A jolly Santa burst into the dry cleaners Monday, television cameras rolling.

"Merry Christmas! Have you been a good girl?" he asked a smiling Hwang.

The Chinese send us bad food and toys. Now they almost ruined Christmas by giving away Santa's suit to someone else.

How stupid is that they don't recognize Santa?

That's it for today. Be sure and check out tomorrow's post as it is a good one.