Stupidity Should Be Painful

Man, the following stuff really breaks my heart.

Teary-Eyed Clinton Vows to Fight On

A teary-eyed Hillary Clinton pushed for support on Monday as polls showed her poised for a huge New Hampshire loss to Democratic rival Barack Obama, but the former front-runner vowed to carry on with her presidential quest even if she loses.

"Some of us put ourselves out there and do this," she said, her voice breaking and her eyes glistening with tears, "against some pretty difficult odds and we do it each one of us because we care about our country."

"But some of us are right and some of us are wrong," she said in a hesitant, quaking voice. "Some of us are ready and some of us are not."

The incident resurrected memories of former Maine Sen. Edmund Muskie's tears during the 1972 New Hampshire campaign, credited with helping to bring down his front-running bid.

There she finally played it - the crying card.

She has the audacity to say "we do it, each one of us, because we care about our country."

Right, power and money have nothing to do with it.

I can see it now, when she is meeting with the leaders from other countries and they tell her no, she will start crying. That's the kind of leader we need.

I wonder if this means Oprah sways more votes than Streisand?



Starbucks Replaces CEO With Chairman

The move, coupled with plans to close some U.S. stores and slow down opening new ones, comes as the world's largest chain of coffee houses has seen its stock plummet 50 percent over the last year amid declining traffic in its domestic stores.

Maybe if people knew what size Tall, Grande and Venti were they would sell more.

This is the United States and other than tall, Grande and Venti appear to be a foreign language.

Or better yet if a cup of coffee didn't cost $7.50 for ten cents worth of coffee their stock might do better!!




High Court Hears Lethal Injection Case

The Supreme Court appeared divided Monday over whether the drugs commonly injected to execute prisoners risk causing excruciating pain in violation of the Constitution.

Boy I agree we should not give these nice people a lethal injection that may risk causing excruciating pain.

I mean all those people on death row certainly didn't cause any pain to anyone themselves.

I honestly believe that we also cause way too much pain and anguish to them by waiting over 10 years on average to follow the court-ordered execution.

The execution should be done within five days so there is no pain and anguish.

To eliminate the excruciating pain supposedly caused by lethal injections, we should make it quick by using a guillotine or a firing squad.

That way they are dead before they realize there is any pain!!




TV Sidekick Found Naked in Truck


Tim Chapman, associate of famed TV bounty hunter Duane 'Dog' Chapman, was discovered naked in his truck by a security guard.

Tim Chapman's attorney, Brook Hart, said it was all a misunderstanding.

"It was simply a man who wet his pants with orange juice inadvertently and was changing them, doing nothing wrong at all and believing he had sufficient privacy to do it," Hart said.

Blaring on his stereo was the song "Alone Again Naturally".

He should have used Bounty paper towels for that spill. They are advertised as "The Quicker Picker Upper".

You know what they say, timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Every path has a few puddles.