Thursday, June 14, 2007

Nothing Much



Well, today I am in a funk about what to write on the blog.

So today's post will be nothing spectacular.


I came home from work yesterday and the Rose tree I talked about in my Tuesday post still doesn't have any Roses on it.

It's been in the ground since Saturday morning and still no flowers.

Vic is getting impatient for sure.

I made the mistake of mentioning something else about Roses in the post and ever since then when I get home Vic is playing Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand's duet of You Don't Bring Me Flowers.

Yeah Yeah!!!


In the news:

I'm sure this will go mostly unnoticed.

TV's 'Mr. Wizard' Don Herbert Dies at 89


Don Herbert, who as television's "Mr. Wizard" introduced generations of young viewers to the joys of science, died Tuesday.



Don Herbert was known to most as the enthralling TV scientist Mr. Wizard. Herbert would often remind his viewers that while science is often a precision activity, they could use things like empty mayonnaise jars if they didn't have beakers.

On his various shows, 'Mr. Wizard' often encouraged children to duplicate his science experiments at home.


The show today might seem slow but it was in-depth and forced you to think along. You were learning about the forces of nature.

This is when Television was real!! Too bad all we have is staged reality shows to watch anymore. TV of today will turn kids minds to Jell-O.

If you hook up Jell-O to an EEG, it registers movements almost identical to a human adult's brain waves.

The children of today will be the selfish pudding heads of tomorrow!!




And as a closer, I'm sure some of these I've done, but has this ever happened to you?

People point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Well, yeah! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

You can't find something and people say "where did you have it last?" Well, if I knew that it wouldn't be lost huh!!

You can't find something and people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

While watching a movie people say "did you see that?" No, I paid $12 to come to the theater and stare at the floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

When people say "life is short." What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here?

OK Blog fans that is what you get for today but remember this - someday, someway, somehow when you least expect it, a stranger will come up to you and ask, "Have you read Wag's blog today??"

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