God Shares My Cell

Ok, ok, I know it's everywhere in the news, but as a cutting edge blogmaster I too must comment on everyone's favorite celebrity!

Paris, and I don't mean France!

Have you ever noticed when someone gets sent up to the big house how quickly they find God?

Here is a prime example:

"I'm not the same person I was," she said. "I used to act dumb."

"It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute."

"It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me."

"I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here."

"I have become much more spiritual."

"God has given me this new chance."

She has had a person whom she described as a spiritual adviser who said, "My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail."


"God," she said, "has released me."

She is reading newspapers -- The LA Times and the Wall Street Journal -- and books like

"The Secret,"


"The Power of Now"


and the Bible.



"I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming."

As for how she's doing, she's depressed but not really crying. She has a pencil and a pad of paper and she's spending her time writing down her thoughts. We're also told she's losing weight.

Oh please!!

Heavy reading for her and it sounds like she must have taken the Evelyn Woods speed reading course.

Let's see, she has been in lock down three or four days now and she is reading several not-so-easy-read books, all at the same time I may add.

The Bible I have heard is even a little more tricky than the others to read.

I myself would not know, but like I said I don't think that to be an easy read.

The Secret is a little complicated as well.

I am so impressed she is reading the Wall Street Journal so she can see where to invest the money she will make from the book she will write.

Most important she has time to read the difficult mail from her fans.

She has a pencil and a pad of paper and she's spending her time writing down her thoughts. (It's not fair, why momma why? It's not fair.)

Paris Hilton suffers from extreme Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) but has managed to overcome extreme ADD to be able to knuckle down and persevere through all the reading and writing!!

Not bad for a ninth grade education for sure!!!

"I used to act dumb." Wow how quick she got smart!!




Speaking of dumb, how dumb do some people think everyone else is.

Wesley Snipes says race is at the root of his tax evasion charges.

OCALA, Fla. - Actor Wesley Snipes is a victim of "unscrupulous tax advice" and is being selectively targeted for prosecution on federal tax evasion charges because he is black.

That's what Snipes has said all along about the charges.

Wesley Snipes, who was indicted on charges of fraudulently claiming refunds and not filing for several years, says he's being singled out because he's black.

The Oct. 17 indictment charges Snipes with fraudulently claiming refunds totaling nearly $12 million in 1996 and 1997 for income taxes already paid and also was charged with failure to file returns from 1999 through 2004.

Well, he may not have had a choice being born black, but he sure as heck had a choice on who, if anyone, did his taxes.

Let's see, if you don't pay taxes and in addition you fraudulently claim refunds totaling nearly $12 million the government should ignore you because you are black.

I think he is being singled out because he is a crook!!

Good ol' Rev. Jesse and Rev. Al may agree with Wesley, but the hard working, tax-paying black people I know disagree and think he should play a different card!!

America loves celebrities!!

I'm off to write a letter to Paris so she has something to read and a letter to the IRS in support of Wesley so we can have a Bladerunner 15 movie!!