Church Lady and Sex
R rated Wednesday.
The Catholic church is at it again:
Choir director canned for focus on wrong organ
Catholic priest removes musician from church who sold sex toys on the side
NEW FRANKEN, Wis. - A Catholic priest has removed his church's organist and choir director from her duties saying her sale of sex toys was not "consistent with Church teachings."
Linette Servais, 50, played the organ and sung with the choir for 35 years. Much of her work as choir director and organist was done without pay. When her parish priest asked to meet with her, she thought it was to say thank you.
Instead, she was told to quit her sales job with a company known as Pure Romance or she would lose her position in the church.
Pure Romance in Loveland, Ohio, is a $60 million per year business that sells spa products and sex toys at home parties attended by women. It has 15,000 consultants like Servais.
She said her decision was not hard: She began working with Pure Romance after a brain tumor and treatment left her sexually dysfunctional. The job allows her to help other women who have similar problems.
The Rev. Dean Dombroski felt differently, removing her from the choir loft just before Thanksgiving and gradually taking away other church duties. Servais can no longer take pictures during First Communion services or lead the committee planning St. Joseph's annual late-summer picnic.
'She could not do both'
Dombroski said he couldn't discuss the situation because it involves personnel. But in a letter to his rural congregation, he wrote: "Linette is a consultant for a firm which sells products of a sexual nature that are not consistent with Church teachings. Because parish leaders are expected to model the teaching of our faith ... she could stay on as the choir director/organist or she could continue to be a consultant but she could not do both."
OK let me see here, it's OK for priests to be pedophiles but you can't play the organ for free in church if you sell sex toys.
Not consistent with Church teachings. Because parish leaders are expected to model the teaching of our faith ..
Ah the truth finally comes out, being a pedophile is a model of their faith.
So how did the priest even know about these sex toys? Did he buy a bunch for research prior to firing the organist?
ZZZ's don't stop sexsomniacs from getting it on
Bedtime is more stimulating than serene for some people, sleep doctors say
It sounds like some perverse form of multi-tasking: sex while sleeping.
That’s right. Some people can — and do — have sex without ever waking up, according to a study published in the journal Sleep. Sexual behaviors that occur during sleep range from simple moaning to fondling to outright intercourse, scientists say.
Apparently there isn’t much you can’t do while sleeping. Sex while sleeping — labeled as sexsomnia or sleepsex.
There is nothing new about this story. I remember in my younger days out clubbing and listening to guys talking about their latest conquests and often times someone would say, "Well yeah, she just laid there like she was asleep!!"
On the other hand, I heard some ladies talking about guys they had been with that they said put them to sleep!!
Talk about side effects:
Deadly spiders venom may yield super virility
Chile's black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists find
SANTIAGO, Chile - Scientists have discovered a potentially marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider, whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and involuntary erections in men.
The venom of the Latrodectus mactans, a variety of black widow found only in the south of Chile, has spermicidal properties not found in black widows in other regions of the world.
Romero heads a research team that has studied the spider’s venom for seven years, prompted by tales of Chilean farmers who acquired superhuman virility after being bitten by the black widow.
‘Spider-bitten’
His team discovered the property after looking into Chilean folklore that describes a virile man, one known to have spectacular sexual energy or many sexual partners, as being ”spider-bitten.”
The spider’s bite can kill children and the elderly, but among strong young farmers it leads to erections that can last for days.
Is this a case of the bite is worse than the cure?
Wow Viagra advises to call a doctor after 4 hours, this advises to call all the women you know!!!!
The problem as I see it is simple.
Viagra can kill you during sex, however the bite of a spider can kill you before sex. Hmmmmm not sure on that!
Both can kill you during and after if her husband comes home early!!!
Run fast!!
I know it's Wednesday and this is not even sweeps week. I will shoot for a better post tomorrow!!
The Catholic church is at it again:
Choir director canned for focus on wrong organ
Catholic priest removes musician from church who sold sex toys on the side
NEW FRANKEN, Wis. - A Catholic priest has removed his church's organist and choir director from her duties saying her sale of sex toys was not "consistent with Church teachings."
Linette Servais, 50, played the organ and sung with the choir for 35 years. Much of her work as choir director and organist was done without pay. When her parish priest asked to meet with her, she thought it was to say thank you.
Instead, she was told to quit her sales job with a company known as Pure Romance or she would lose her position in the church.
Pure Romance in Loveland, Ohio, is a $60 million per year business that sells spa products and sex toys at home parties attended by women. It has 15,000 consultants like Servais.
She said her decision was not hard: She began working with Pure Romance after a brain tumor and treatment left her sexually dysfunctional. The job allows her to help other women who have similar problems.
The Rev. Dean Dombroski felt differently, removing her from the choir loft just before Thanksgiving and gradually taking away other church duties. Servais can no longer take pictures during First Communion services or lead the committee planning St. Joseph's annual late-summer picnic.
'She could not do both'
Dombroski said he couldn't discuss the situation because it involves personnel. But in a letter to his rural congregation, he wrote: "Linette is a consultant for a firm which sells products of a sexual nature that are not consistent with Church teachings. Because parish leaders are expected to model the teaching of our faith ... she could stay on as the choir director/organist or she could continue to be a consultant but she could not do both."
OK let me see here, it's OK for priests to be pedophiles but you can't play the organ for free in church if you sell sex toys.
Not consistent with Church teachings. Because parish leaders are expected to model the teaching of our faith ..
Ah the truth finally comes out, being a pedophile is a model of their faith.
So how did the priest even know about these sex toys? Did he buy a bunch for research prior to firing the organist?
ZZZ's don't stop sexsomniacs from getting it on
Bedtime is more stimulating than serene for some people, sleep doctors say
It sounds like some perverse form of multi-tasking: sex while sleeping.
That’s right. Some people can — and do — have sex without ever waking up, according to a study published in the journal Sleep. Sexual behaviors that occur during sleep range from simple moaning to fondling to outright intercourse, scientists say.
Apparently there isn’t much you can’t do while sleeping. Sex while sleeping — labeled as sexsomnia or sleepsex.
There is nothing new about this story. I remember in my younger days out clubbing and listening to guys talking about their latest conquests and often times someone would say, "Well yeah, she just laid there like she was asleep!!"
On the other hand, I heard some ladies talking about guys they had been with that they said put them to sleep!!
Talk about side effects:
Deadly spiders venom may yield super virility
Chile's black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists find
SANTIAGO, Chile - Scientists have discovered a potentially marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider, whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and involuntary erections in men.
The venom of the Latrodectus mactans, a variety of black widow found only in the south of Chile, has spermicidal properties not found in black widows in other regions of the world.
Romero heads a research team that has studied the spider’s venom for seven years, prompted by tales of Chilean farmers who acquired superhuman virility after being bitten by the black widow.
‘Spider-bitten’
His team discovered the property after looking into Chilean folklore that describes a virile man, one known to have spectacular sexual energy or many sexual partners, as being ”spider-bitten.”
The spider’s bite can kill children and the elderly, but among strong young farmers it leads to erections that can last for days.
Is this a case of the bite is worse than the cure?
Wow Viagra advises to call a doctor after 4 hours, this advises to call all the women you know!!!!
The problem as I see it is simple.
Viagra can kill you during sex, however the bite of a spider can kill you before sex. Hmmmmm not sure on that!
Both can kill you during and after if her husband comes home early!!!
Run fast!!
I know it's Wednesday and this is not even sweeps week. I will shoot for a better post tomorrow!!
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