Time to Take the Quiz

Friday. Yeah baby, it's Friday!!

So let's do something different to wind down the week.


How about this?


Have you seen or heard these type ads? They tell you something is 'new and improved!' Which is it?

If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


OK switch from that to this:

What are imitation rhinestones?

A stitch in time saves nine what?

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

What do they call a French kiss in France?

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

What happens when you swallow your pride?

What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

When night falls, who picks it up?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

Where is Old Zealand?

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

How is it possible to run out of space?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do people go to the unemployment office to find a job?

Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

Why do they call it life insurance?

Why do they make cars go so fast it's illegal?

Why do we have hot water heaters when hot water doesn't need to be heated?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why was Evelyn Wood in such a hurry?

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?


And I too must call it a day!! Have a great weekend!!!!!!!!!!