This Ain't No TV Dinner

OK, before you enter the Twilight Zone, keep in mind all my posts can't be gems!!



Feds Say Too Few Eating Fruits, Vegetables

ATLANTA - Fewer than a third of American adults eat the amount of fruits and vegetables the government recommends, a trend that's remained steady for more than a decade, health officials said Thursday. That's "well below" the government's goal of getting 75 percent of Americans to eat two servings of fruits and having half of the population consume three servings of vegetables each day by 2010, said Dr. Larry Cohen of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

The federal agency said it doesn't know why people aren't eating more veggies or fruits. Cohen said future surveys will ask people what other foods they are eating.


You know how many times I say people don't know how to think anymore?

The government doesn't know why people aren't eating more veggies or fruits but they never bothered to ask. Finally someone suggested they ask in their next survey!! Duh!!!!!!!

Could it be the fruit and veggies don't have the taste they used to?



Based on the following stories it appears when future surveys ask people what other foods they are eating, meat is meat will be the answer.


Honey I'm home - what's for dinner tonight??

You are dear, you are!!


Medium well please:

Housewife Convicted of Frying Husband

SAO PAULO, Brazil - A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it.

Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, drugged her husband in his sleep, she then hacked Jose Raimundo Soares dos Santos' body into more than 100 pieces, which she boiled and fried.

I guess no one ever told her fried food is not healthy for you.

Might as well have fries with that!

I wonder if she had friends over for dinner?




Well done please:

Slain Student Dismembered, Burned on Grill

HOUSTON - A 19-year-old Texas A&M University student was killed by her ex-boyfriend, who then dismembered and burned her body on a patio grill.

Hey come on over for beer and a backyard barbecue!! Grill the onions please!

This recipe calls for lots and lots of Tabasco.





And to wash those meals down, try a double shot of this:

Ga. jury convicts woman in antifreeze death

Former 911 operator faces death penalty in boyfriend’s killing

DALTON, Ga. - A former 911 operator was convicted Saturday of murdering her boyfriend by poisoning him with antifreeze.



Fact: The United States has five percent of the world's population, but twenty-five percent of the world's prison population.



So it goes for today. Throw me a bone, that is all I had.

Return tomorrow for more nonsense or nosense!!!!