Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Let's Get Wasted



We have all heard how the use of drugs can fry your mind.


I offer you proof that statement is true!


Unzipped fly leads officers to pot stash

Pipe, drugs found in man’s underwear

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - Too bad nobody told him his fly was down. A 22-year-old man was arrested for drug possession after police found a marijuana pipe and drugs stashed in his underwear.

Police made the arrest after they found the man's car stuck in a ditch in the Town of Wilson. According to a criminal complaint, the man's pants were undone and officers asked if there was anything illegal in his clothing. They found a pipe and a small amount of marijuana.

At age 22 he has suffered burn out at an early age!!!




'I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things’

New Zealand woman’s tale of stolen pot plants leaves police smiling

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police to report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North Island home, local media reported.

The crying woman told a constable at the police station in the city of Napier the plant theft was the fourth from her property in as many years. The 45-year-old woman, who was not named, lamented someone had again sneaked on to her property at night to steal her three carefully nurtured marijuana plants.

"I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things," the woman told a police communications officer.

Senior Sgt. Mal Lochrie told local media Friday that the officer found it hard to stop smiling as the women gave details of the theft over the phone.

At middle age the burn out gets progressively worse!!




Speaking of burn out:



Busted! Car with pot in trunk hits trooper's car

54-year-old caught with 43 pounds of marijuana after South Carolina crash.

ORANGEBURG, S.C. - It might have been one of the easiest drug busts in the history of the South Carolina Highway Patrol: A car with 43 pounds of marijuana crashed into a trooper’s cruiser.

The easy bust happened after two patrolmen parked their cars in each lane of northbound Interstate 95 near Santee early Sunday morning following a series of wrecks that had tied up traffic.

A Chevrolet Malibu going about 70 mph hit one of the cruisers, causing minor injuries to the trooper behind the wheel, Williamson said.

Officers found two large duffel bags in the trunk with 43 pounds of marijuana in plastic bags, worth more than $150,000. They also found a few marijuana cigarettes and cocaine.


Wow this would be a case of older burn out gone to the extreme!!

Now isn't this guy one of the most brilliant people you have ever heard about?

His mug shot reminds me of someone connected to the Hollywood scene!!




Dude! A meth fire! Quick — drive to Wal-Mart!

Man cruises to store to get extinguisher when meth lab flames up.

CHANDLER, Ariz. - A man who started a small fire while cooking methamphetamine drove to a Wal-Mart to buy a fire extinguisher when he couldn't put out the flames.

Jonathan Zaletel, 19, was greeted by Maricopa County deputies when he returned to his condominium late Tuesday, Lt. Paul Chagolla said.

The flames had been extinguished by a sprinkler system, and arriving firefighters found a small meth lab in the closet.

A toaster being used to cook the drug had caught fire, Chagolla said, and Zalatel had tried putting it out using water and window cleaner before deciding to go buy the fire extinguisher.

Zalatel was booked on suspicion of manufacturing dangerous drugs, possession of chemicals and equipment to manufacture dangerous drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and criminal damage.

This is a clear indication of how bad meth is - this guy is 19 and way burned out.

Do you suppose this idiot figured the fire would wait until he got back from Wal-Mart?

What scares me is I actually know a few people that I could see them as the person described in one or more of these stories!!

Does it remind any of you of anyone you know??

These stories remind me of the Freddie Fender song "Wasted Days And Wasted Nights."

Or the famous Joe Cocker song "I get by with a little help from my friends and I get high with a little help from my friends!"

The mind is a terrible thing to waste so don't waste yours, return tomorrow for a lot more of nothing much!!!

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