The Stupids

OK at what age do you kick them out of the house?

Actually I'm not sure if there is a correct answer as I know someone who is in their 50's and still living at home and not working to boot.

The following story is an example of a Dad who is double stupid.

First because his 28-year-old son lives rent free in the basement of the parents' home and second because he called 911 because the 28-year-old son, who's a school board member in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford, would not clean his room.

He also complained to 911 that his son also threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him when told to clean his room.

When the police arrived the 28-year-old son was crying and screaming like a little baby.

But rest easy, it appears the police did their job as the father declined to press charges and told police he doesn't want to ruin his son's political career.

Oh and the son, who also works as a political consultant, said he's lucky to be living in the house rent free. He also promises to keep his room clean.

Intelligence is breaking out all over!!!



Speaking of a tight knit family:

Ohio family feud leads to dueling candy stores.

Man if you live in Ohio and have a sweet tooth this could be a good thing.

GRANVILLE, Ohio -Brothers from an Ohio candy-making family are opening shops 100 feet apart in what the owner of a business in between calls "the Battle of the Bonbons."

The feud began last year when their mother put George Goumas — the eldest brother — in charge of Goumas Candyland.

In December, police were called and Socrates and Greg Goumas, the two brothers who had run the business for years, were ordered to leave one of the family's stores.

Socrates and Greg plan to open their own shop in Granville where George has also decided to open a store. Socrates calls it a copycat move, while George says their father always wanted a location in Granville, about 30 miles northeast of Columbus.

Socrates and Greg, obviously your mom always did like George better!!



Speaking of a sweet tooth and stupid people, did you see this one?

Sweet-talker uses fake coin for ice cream

LYKENS, Pa. - State Police are looking for a man they say sweet-talked a shop owner into accepting a fake $20 coin as payment for ice cream.

Police said the man told the proprietor of Willow Tree Ice Cream on Friday evening that the coin was something the government has just begun issuing.

OK I want to know why the police are looking for the man that bought the ice cream?
They should arrest the shop owner (not a young employee) for being so stupid he would believe that story.

Of course if being stupid was against the law, our jails and prisons all combined are too small to house that population.


Stupid is in these days, case in point:

Glass water bowl and sun start fire at Washington home

BELLEVUE, Wash. -Fire officials in Washington state said a sunny day and a dog's glass water bowl combined to cause a blaze that charred the back of a home.

Investigators determined the glass bowl of water focused sunlight enough to act like a magnifying glass and start the fire on the home's wood deck Sunday.

Damage is estimated at $215,000.

I bet they are so stupid after the repairs they will put a metal bowl full of water in the sun for the dog.

Hello, they deserved the fire, but how stupid they put water for their dog in the sun and they expect the dog won't burn his mouth if he drinks from it? Geezzzz...


Never cheat on your wife or even lead her to believe you did because she will never forget:

LYNNWOOD, Wash. -A 78-year-old woman arrested last month for allegedly beating her 84-year-old husband because she believed he cheated on her several times during their marriage was charged Thursday with assault.

Prosecutors said she hit him with a bowl, pipe and carpet sweeper. He suffered broken ribs, pelvis and a wrist.

One witness told police the woman admitted kicking her husband three times in the groin in the last six months because she believed he had an affair 35 years ago. The woman was jailed on $70,000 bail.

She kicked her husband three times in the groin in the last six months but at 84, possibly with dementia setting in, he may have thought that was just rough sex.

They walk among us.