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Man spots his wife during visit to brothel
WARSAW, Poland - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.
The woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
"I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
And he thought it was OK for him to be there but not her?
He got mad because she wanted to charge him. He said, "Why should I have to pay - you are my wife?" She said, "You have to pay so I can act like I am enjoying it!!"
Man accused of stealing hunting knives hidden in waistband trips, stabs self
A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.
The man had put about $300 worth of hunting knives in his waistband, he tried to leave the store, but Meijer employees confronted him and a scuffle followed.
The man then fell and was stabbed by the knives he had hidden in his clothing, police said.
"I saw a man laying down on the mat by the carts, a knife by him with blood on the full blade of the knife," shopper Heather Dodd told WOOD-TV. "It was not a dull kitchen knife or a sharp butcher's knife, it was somewhere in between."
"Someone was holding him down so I just walked around him, grabbed my cart, made sure everything was OK and got out of the way."
OK the real story here is don't interrupt a woman shopping. The woman just walked around him, got her cart, and kept shopping.
How many of you saw the movie Weekend at Bernie's? These guys must have.
Pair Brings Corpse to Store to Cash Check
NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.
David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.
"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.
The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.
Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store.
Just like in Bernie's, he was flopping from side to side. Now that had to be hilarious.
Man spots his wife during visit to brothel
WARSAW, Poland - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.
The woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
"I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
And he thought it was OK for him to be there but not her?
He got mad because she wanted to charge him. He said, "Why should I have to pay - you are my wife?" She said, "You have to pay so I can act like I am enjoying it!!"
Man accused of stealing hunting knives hidden in waistband trips, stabs self
A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.
The man had put about $300 worth of hunting knives in his waistband, he tried to leave the store, but Meijer employees confronted him and a scuffle followed.
The man then fell and was stabbed by the knives he had hidden in his clothing, police said.
"I saw a man laying down on the mat by the carts, a knife by him with blood on the full blade of the knife," shopper Heather Dodd told WOOD-TV. "It was not a dull kitchen knife or a sharp butcher's knife, it was somewhere in between."
"Someone was holding him down so I just walked around him, grabbed my cart, made sure everything was OK and got out of the way."
OK the real story here is don't interrupt a woman shopping. The woman just walked around him, got her cart, and kept shopping.
How many of you saw the movie Weekend at Bernie's? These guys must have.
Pair Brings Corpse to Store to Cash Check
NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.
David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.
"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.
The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.
Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store.
Just like in Bernie's, he was flopping from side to side. Now that had to be hilarious.
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