Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Ponder This

Mid week, hump day, whatever you call it but we be half way there, woo hoo!!


Three Points to Ponder

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.


Now that makes one stop and think, don't ya think?




This is a sad commentary of our times:

Wow a store that is closing and short-handed as well.
How do you spell oxymoron?





Speaking of stores, be very careful when making a purchase at this next store:




Boy you talk about a deal!!! Five for the price of two - get 'um while they are in stock!!



And then there is Mayor Stranczek:


I think I know what the Mayor is saying, but I believe excetions is not an English word. So when he says learn it, I'm not sure you should.

English is our language but obviously spelling is not taught well enough in our schools.

I don't profess to be a good speller, but I do know where spell check is on my computer.

And now I will spell out the words to finish today's post....

THE END!!!!

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