From Idaho to Ohio in a Short Time

OK, it's Friday. Yahoo!

I know I'll hear about this, but some things are just so good you just gotta put it out there.

For those that know me, you know my humor; for those of you that don't, I must admit sometimes my humor is out there.

I love to laugh long, hard and a lot, and I think more laughter is what the world needs.

It's time to leave the uptight world and enter the laughter zone.

Every once in a while a story comes along that to me is so funny I have to make sure everyone has the opportunity to share the laughter.

To make it even funnier, a little later I am going to ask you to do as I did and use visualization skills to make the story even more hilarious.

This is the story I have come across and am sharing it with you today. So sit back and buckle up for it's going to be a bumpy ride!!


Does auto insurance cover back-seat sex?

Man says wild intercourse by pair threw SUV off balance, leading to crash

MOSCOW, Idaho - A 22-year-old carnival worker blames two friends having sexual intercourse in the back seat of his SUV for an accident in which his Chevrolet S-10 Blazer struck a telephone pole.

Joshua D. Frank pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of failing to notify a police officer of a traffic accident. That's after he left the vehicle at the site of the mishap. He was fined $188.

Frank told Moscow Police Department officers that he was driving the vehicle near downtown early Saturday while a man and woman were having sex in the rear of the vehicle.

According to a probable cause affidavit, Frank told authorities that the actions of the pair in the back caused the Blazer, which "was top heavy anyway," to become "tippy" and lose control.

Frank left the accident scene with a minor head wound and returned to his trailer.

The other two occupants of the vehicle were treated for injuries, according to the affidavit, though further information on their condition wasn't available.

OK, now stay with me on this one.

Here's what I want you to do. I want you to visualize the following:

Two in the back, driver in the front cruising down the road, things in the back seat progress and before you know it the Blazer starts to slowly rock back and forth and up and down, and the driver starts to get excited and gradually pushes a little harder on the gas pedal.

The pair in the back seat increase their speed which causes the Blazer to rapidly rock back and forth and up and down which in turn causes the driver increased excitement and he again pushes harder on the gas pedal increasing the Blazer's speed.

The pair in the back seat are going wide open now which in turn causes the driver to get so excited he pushes the gas pedal all the way to the floor and the Blazer is going wide open as well.

Even though they are on a road in Idaho, the girl in the back seat arrives at Ohio and screams out loud.

This causes the driver to turn his body to look at the back seat which in doing so causes him to turn the steering wheel thus making the already "tippy" Blazer swerve and hit a pole.

Now that, my friends, is a great story with an additional comment from the police interview: When interviewed by the police regarding the Blazer hitting the pole, the lady stated, "It was a real climax to a wonderful drive down the highway."


Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

Who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop?

Who put the dip in the dip da-dip da-dip?

Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand,

He made my baby fall in love with me.


Have a laughter-filled weekend and join me again on Monday for some more of nothing much!!!