Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Breaking News


Stop the presses! We interrupt regularly scheduled programing - you are about to receive a news flash out of Las Vegas, Nevada.


O.J. has asked for a change of venue to Los Angeles where he is sure he will get a fair trial.

Prior to O.J.'s arrest the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police were very careful to measure the hotel door to make sure O.J. could fit, so the jury would not have to acquit.

O. J. had better keep his Screen Actors Guild card current as he is going to have to put on another acting performance for a new jury.

O.J. has also vowed when he is set free he will spend however long it takes to find the real person that strong-armed their way into the Palace Station hotel room.

When arrested, O.J. was not wearing Bruno Magli shoes.

Las Vegas Metropolitan Police recorded O.J.'s one phone call and have said the call was to Al Cowlings telling him to warm up the white Bronco as it was time to take it for another drive.

The Mayor and former mob lawyer takes a little something to O.J. to make sure his visit in Las Vegas is comfortable.



Everyone is setting up camp at the Las Vegas Courthouse waiting to see what happens.



Even Elvis came out of hiding for the circus event.



Las Vegas has become so overrun with media that parking is at a premium and all parking is now valet only.



While in jail O.J. has started his next book titled "If I Had Broken In To That Las Vegas Hotel Room."

And there you have it, a firsthand and up-to-date report on the scene here in Las Vegas, Nevada where O.J. hopes "What Happens in Vegas Does Not Stay in Vegas."

You surely didn't think being the reporter I am I would pass up this opportunity, did you? Las Vegas is my beat.

And that's the way it is this 18th day of September 2007 in the County of Clark, City of Las Vegas, Nevada.

You keep in touch so we can keep in touch!!!!

1 Comments:

At 10:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha!!!!!!!!!!! Good one!!!

 

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