Say What?

What are our colleges turning out as journalists?

Wow, what kind of professional wrote this? Who was wearing fatigues and what did bales of hay have to do with anything?


PAYNE SPRINGS, Texas - A man authorities say shot to death two Henderson County sheriff's deputies and wounded another as they responded to a domestic disturbance call dressed in Army fatigues and used bales of hay as target practice almost every day, a neighbor says.

Later in the article it tells you how the police were dressed. One of the officers killed was in uniform and the other was a plain clothes investigator.

And I thought my writing was bad.




Workin' at the car wash

OK ladies, do you want your husbands or boyfriends to take your car to the car wash for you?

OK guys, are you a little lax at keeping that new car shine on your car??

Well every town in America needs to follow Canberra, Australia's example and you will never see another dirty car on the highway, which I might add will improve gas mileage as the wind resistance is less on a clean car!!

X-rated nude car wash gets official go-ahead

Australian officials say despite complaints, topless business within law

CANBERRA, Australia - A nude car wash offering an X-rated sideshow and topless cleaning in Australia’s tropical Queensland state has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it.


The Bubbles ’n’ Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for $45 and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for $82.

Very reasonably priced for sure!! Total car care will pay dividends as well!!!





And now from the celebrity news department:

'You Can't Fire Me, I Quit,' Says Donald Trump


Whether he quit or was fired, that is the best news I have heard from NBC.




More news:

Britney Deplanes Due to Lack of Leather Seats

Pop Star Asks to Be Let Off Plane Minutes Before Takeoff.


'I don't want to fly on this plane. It hasn't got leather seats.'

The humor here is the fact that her sweaty backside has been flying on a lot of back seats in cars with cloth seats.




Michael Jackson won't fight an auction of his private items.

He gave up his privates a long, long time ago.


Well, that's the best I have for today. Follow along again tomorrow to see if I can find anything of real substance on here!!