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Nude Couple's Feud Ends at Waffle House

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - No shirt, no service? What about no clothes at all? A couple that began squabbling in a motel room Friday morning carried their dispute over to an adjacent Waffle House restaurant in the nude, police said.

The woman, who was not identified, told officers she was staying in a room with Larry Boyd when he took a hit of cocaine, started trashing their room and choked her.

She ran in the buff to the nearby restaurant and locked herself in the bathroom. Boyd, also naked, followed her into the restaurant and then fled in a car.

He was arrested - still naked - after a short chase by police and was charged with driving under the influence and felony evading arrest, among other charges. It was not immediately clear whether he had an attorney.

How do you want your eggs? Over easy, please. Pass the syrup, would ya!!!









Officer Says Wife Put Pot in Meatballs

NEW YORK - A detective suspended after testing positive for drugs says his wife served him meatballs spiked with marijuana because she wanted to keep him out of harm's way by forcing him into retirement.

An administrative judge believed him, and recommended this week that Anthony Chiofalo be reinstated.

Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly has yet to decide what to do.

"We can't comment because the matter will still come before the police commissioner for a final determination," said spokesman Paul Browne.

Chiofalo, a 22-year-veteran assigned to the Joint Terrorism Task Force, was suspended without pay last year after a random drug test found marijuana in his system. The officer denied ever using drugs and demanded a hearing.

During an investigation, his wife said she had substituted marijuana for oregano in her meatball recipe in hopes of forcing him to leave police work.

The detective's lawyers also presented evidence that she had passed a lie-detector test, and offered testimony from a toxicologist that the excuse was valid.

That's a somma spicy meatball!!!!!

OK OK, how many of you remember the Alice B.Toklas cookies? Much better than on meatballs!!!










Police Find Burgers Sprinkled With Pot

LOS LUNAS, N.M. - Three workers at a Burger King restaurant were arrested after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered that the hamburgers they ordered were sprinkled with marijuana.

The Isleta Police Department officers ate about half of their burgers Sunday before discovering marijuana on the meat. The officers used a field test kit to confirm the substance was pot, then went to a hospital for a medical evaluation.

The three Burger King employees -- Justin Armijo, 19; Robert Nuckols, 21; and manager Joseph Ledesma, 33 -- were arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and aggravated battery on an officer, a felony.

These boys musta smoked a lot before sharing with cops no less!!!









Alligator Caught Up in Alleged Drug Dispute

FREDERIC, Mich. - Your money or your ... alligator? Police say an armed man went to the home of a drug dealer to collect on a debt. When the dealer couldn't pay, the collector made off with the dealer's 18-inch-long pet alligator.

"I think he was going to hold (the gator) for ransom, or something," said Crawford County Sheriff Kirk Wakefield. "It's really weird."

The alleged gator-napping arose from a drug bust at a house west of Frederic, a rural village 200 miles north of Detroit, Wakefield said.

Police confiscated a cache of drugs, including marijuana, methamphetamine, cocaine, crack cocaine and Ecstasy pills, plus $900 in cash and two handguns.

"Apparently the guys we took this from owed somebody for what we took," Wakefield said. "That somebody hired this guy to go get that money."

The drug dealers from southern Michigan hired Gary Lee Gugin, 39, to round up a couple thousand dollars from the house near Frederic, the sheriff said.

Just after midnight Sunday, "he walked inside with a sawed-off shotgun and said he was there to collect that money," Wakefield said.

Finding none, he took the gator instead, the sheriff said.

Deputies were dispatched to Gugin's home north of Frederic and found him unloading the alligator from his vehicle, Wakefield said.

Gugin was arraigned Tuesday in district court on charges of armed robbery, first-degree home invasion, firearms possession by a felon and two other weapons charges.

He was held in the county jail without bond.

The alligator was returned to its owner.

So you hold an alligator hostage for money? If I'm the guy that owes the money, he can have the alligator. Evidently bad guys in Michigan aren't very bright!!





Man Flags Down Cops, Gets Busted for Pot

ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. - A man who flagged down a police cruiser for a ride to "a house on the hill" was charged with possession of marijuana. Daniel Paul Steinbach, 19, was standing in the middle of the road waving his arms at a police car Saturday night.

When officer Chad Christian stopped, Steinbach appeared unsteady on his feet and asked for a ride "to a house on the hill."

"I asked him what house, and he just replied 'A house on the hill,"' Christian said in his report.

Christian asked Steinbach if he was taking any medication, and, according to the report, the young man said he had been smoking marijuana.

The officer searched Steinbach's pockets and found about an ounce of marijuana and $75.

Steinbach was charged with public intoxication and possession of marijuana for resale, a felony punishable by one to two years in prison.

What are the odds the one car you flag down would be a police cruiser? The young man said he had been smoking marijuana - they aren't too sharp in Tennessee either!!!



Hump day headed downhill from here.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Only the Shadow knows for sure!!