Just Another Day

Man fights passenger-seat DUI charge

Asks judge to throw out admission of steering for sandwich-eating driver

CARLISLE, Pa. - A man charged with drunken driving from the passenger's seat has asked a judge to throw out an incriminating statement he made to state trooper Jeffrey D'Alessandro.

Derek Randall Pittman, 26, of Carlisle, had a blood-alcohol level of 0.237 percent when he was arrested.

When D'Alessandro approached the vehicle, he said he found the driver, Lucas Enbacker, holding a large sandwich with both hands and he detected a strong odor of alcohol.

When the trooper asked why the car swerved, Pittman leaned across the front seat and said it was his fault. Pittman said he had briefly held the steering wheel while Enbacker was taking a bite from his sandwich.

This is a normal day in Las Vegas traffic.







Waitress Gets Own ID When Carding Patron

WESTLAKE, Ohio - A bar waitress checking to see if a woman was legally old enough to drink was handed her own stolen driver's license, which was reported missing weeks earlier, police said.

When stealing someone's identity it is a good idea to look at the picture on the drivers license. Blonde you think?







Sex-Starved Wife Asks Police for Help

FRANKFURT- Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs.

When her advances were refused, a row broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene.

The police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute.

This is a definite case of role reversal for sure. Man, that dude musta had a bad headache.

A migraine that lasted several months. Her calling the police kind of reminds me of the woman who called 911 to have them send back that good looking policeman that had been there earlier.






Nude Man Rolling in Street Leads Cops to Pot

HIGHLAND MILLS, N.Y. - Robert Ferranti probably has more than the usual regrets of someone found rolling around naked on a neighborhood street, babbling, immune to pepper spray and accused of punching a police officer.

Investigators following up on the Monday fracas said they discovered a well equipped marijuana growing operation in the house Ferranti rented with another man in a normally quiet community in southern Orange County.

Hey dude, you should call the lady in the previous post!!







Suspect makes withdrawal, leaves bankbook

Police use info to track Alabama man, deposit him in jail after bank holdup

LACEY'S SPRING, Ala. - A robbery suspect gave authorities a bit of help when he fled the scene of a noon holdup at People's Bank of North Alabama: He left his personal bankbook.

James Danny Lancaster, 64, of Cullman was charged with first-degree robbery and remained in Morgan County Jail on Tuesday on a $10,000 bond.

Information in the bankbook put investigators on Lancaster's trail. He was arrested less than 90 minutes after the holdup.

At age 64 the memory is not as good as it used to be!!!!







Closer ... closer ... not that close!

Bus falls in ditch as elderly tourists urge driver to improve moose photo op

OSLO, Norway - A bus carrying 40 elderly French tourists toppled into a ditch by a motorway in central Norway on Tuesday after passengers demanded the driver get closer to a moose grazing by the roadside so they could take snapshots, police said.

French tourists demanded. Heck, just say "or you will do what" and they will pull out the white flag.

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