Inside My Mind

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?



OK you gotta love this:

From left, GM CEO Richard Wagoner, Chrysler's Robert Nardelli, Alan Mulally of Ford testify on Capitol Hill on Wednesday.


They were there to ask for money to bail out the ailing automobile market.

How did they get to Washington D.C.? Did they drive one of their cars or car pool with each other? No they each took their own corporate jet to get there.

I guess they didn't have any cars sitting around they could have used, not to mention take a commercial flight which would have been around $250 to $300 dollars round trip and would have helped the struggling airlines by giving them some business.

Oh, that's OK, the airlines can go ask for a bailout next.


If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


I got a heck of a deal on a GPS system for my car.


Man this thing is making my travels around town so much easier.


Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?


The mind is a funny thing and I for one can't figure out how mine works.

An example is, I sit my glasses down and 2 minutes later can't remember where I left them. On the other hand, I see a random picture and I remember a song from 1960.


LET THE LITTLE GIRL DANCE
(Henry Glover / Carl Spencer)
Billy Bland - 1960

(Little wallflower on the shelf, standing by herself)
(Never had the nerve to take a chance, so let the little girl dance)

Let the little girl dance, let the little girl dance
She never danced before so let her on the floor (so let her on the
floor)
Let the little girl dance, let the little girl dance
She wants to give it a try, so let the little girl by (so let the
little girl by)

She's been a little wallflower on the shelf, standing by herself
Now she got the nerve to take a chance, so let the little girl dance

Let the little girl through, she wants to pass by you
Buddy, can't you see she wants to dance with me (she wants to dance
with me)

She's been a little wallflower on the shelf, standing by herself
Now she got the nerve to take a chance, so let the little girl dance
Let the little girl through, she wants to pass by you
Buddy, can't you see she wants to dance with me (she wants to dance
with me)

(Little wallflower on the shelf, standing by herself)
(Never had the nerve to take a chance)
Let the little girl dance (let the little girl dance)

The mind is a terrible thing to waste, oh jeez there I go again. Wasted days and wasted nights but I won't go there.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.