How Shocked Am I?

The other day the wife was reading the paper and she saw a story about a guy in the town I went to school in.

She said to me, "Hey do you know this guy?" and she said his name. "Well heck yeah," I said. "He was my high school English teacher."

She handed me the paper and when I saw his picture I couldn't believe how old he looks.



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My friend Pat shared a story about her husband Wally who is an avid golfer. She said when he came home from his usual Monday game he told her he had a terrible day.

She said Wally told her his friend Harry dropped dead on the 10th tee.

"That's awful," she said.

"You're not kidding," said Wally. "For the whole back 9 it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball drag Harry."

OK OK what is better than girl scout cookies?

Marijuana Farm Busted on Scout Camp



WARSAW, Ind. - Police found thousands of marijuana plants being grown in a remote part of a Girl Scout camp, according to court documents and a scout official.

About 5,000 plants - were growing on camp land. State troopers in an airplane spotted the plots.
Parents of campers were informed of the discovery when they picked up their children.

A girl scout that I know just came from Warsaw.

She smiled because I did not understand.

Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!

She said it was the best in all the land.

I say no no no I don't smoke it no more,

I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,

And then it makes it hard to find the door.