America Oh America

OK this political year has really put a scare in me.

I think I have developed Alzheimer’s and did not know it.

I listened to Barack Hussein Obama the other day and he said he had campaigned in all 57 states.

I racked my brain and wrote down all the states I remembered and came up with:

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

If I remember how to count, that is a total 50 states.

I'm not sure when I missed the addition of 7 more states. I wish someone would fill me in on the names and location of our newest states.

I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though. ..." -- Barack Obama
Ya think?

Barack Obama is a great speaker!

"I have a lifetime of experience that I will bring to the White House. I know Senator McCain
has a lifetime of experience that he will bring to the White House. And Senator Obama has a speech he gave in 2002." -- Hillary Clinton



And so it begins, plant the seed:

According to her father Bill, Chelsea Clinton Shows Knack for Politics.

Would Chelsea Clinton ever consider a role in politics?













In an exclusive new interview with People magazine, Bill Clinton weighs in. "If you asked me (if Chelsea would run for office) before Iowa, I would have said, 'No way.

"She is too allergic to anything we do. But she is really good at it," the former president told the magazine.

After Sen. Hillary Clinton lost the Iowa caucuses, her daughter became an important figure in her campaign, regularly speaking at colleges and tackling some tough questions head on.

In the People interview, Clinton called his daughter's "emergence" the "second best thing" of the campaign, after his wife's resiliency.

Of Chelsea's political skills, her dad said, "It all changed after Iowa. She realized her mother lost Iowa 100 percent because of younger voters.

She was upset, bawled, went to her employer and said, 'Look, you got to let me go or give me an indefinite leave of absence. I'm not letting my mother go down like this.'"

Notice the phrase 'She went to her employer and said, 'Look, you got to let me go or give me an indefinite leave of absence. ''

She did not ask her employer, she told them what they had to do. Yeah she has definitely learned well from her parents. Typical Clinton, always changing the rules and demanding special treatment.

Don't forget when she runs for office all the experience she will have because she was right there as was Hillary making the key decisions when Bill was president and she has been there when Senator Hillary made the tough decisions as well.

That 3 A.M. phone call for Chelsea will be no problem except she may not have as much makeup and jewelry on as her mom did in her commercial.

Chelsea is good at campaigning too. She campaigns for Hillary around the country but has steadfastly refused all questions from the press therefore she makes campaign speeches without any accountability.

Nice job if you can get it. Oh speaking of jobs, Chelsea gets paid a salary from Clinton campaign donations.

Also Bill has moved on to his next intern ticket as he also knows Hillary can't win.



Oh he's a John!!

Before John McCain's tour of duty in Vietnam, he married Carol Shepp, a model from Philadelphia. On his 23rd bombing mission over North Vietnam in 1967, McCain was shot down and captured.

While he was imprisoned, Carol was in an auto wreck (1969), thrown through her car's windshield and left seriously injured. Despite her injures, she refused to allow her POW husband to be notified about her condition, fearing that such news would not be good for him while he was being held prisoner.

When McCain returned to the United States in 1973 after more than five years as a prisoner of war, he found his wife was a different person. The accident "left her 4 inches shorter and on crutches, and she had gained a good deal of weight."

In 1979 at a military reception in Honolulu, McCain met Cindy Hensley, an attractive 25-year-old woman from a very wealthy politically-connected Arizona family. Cindy's father, Jim, founded the Hensley and Company, the nation's third-largest Anheuser-Busch distributor.

Beer equals love at first drink.














McCain described their first meeting, "She was lovely, intelligent and charming, 17 years my junior but poised and confident. I monopolized her attention the entire time, taking care to prevent anyone else from intruding on our conversation. When it came time to leave the party, I persuaded her to join me for drinks at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel. By the evening's end, I was in love."

While still married to Carol, McCain began an adulterous relationship with Cindy. He married Cindy in May 1980 -- just a month after dumping Carol and securing a divorce. The newlyweds honeymooned in Hawaii.

And he has a temper!!!

Maybe Alzheimer’s wouldn't be as bad as one thinks.