Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day.

Thanks to all of you out there for stopping by on this Thanksgiving day.



If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their age


Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes - a building can't jump at all


What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?

Turkey feathers


What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot


How can you make a turkey float?

You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey


What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock



Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside


Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks


At Thanksgiving dinner which hand should you use to butter your roll?

Neither you should use a knife!


What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

Your teeth!




I hope your Harvest has been a bountiful one this year




Here's wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving.



Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.