Sooooo Bad

Friday, none too soon.

Well, what do you know, all my readers must have gone on vacation.

That's OK, I didn't have anything anyway.

I did go to the hospital to see an acquaintance today.

He had been in a bad car wreck and was in a coma.

As luck would have it, he came out of the coma as I was standing next to his bed.

He got this real scared look on his face and he screamed to me, "Wag, Wag, I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs."

Well, I was alone with him at that moment and unfortunately it was up to me to try to calm him down by telling him why he couldn't feel his legs.

Melvin, I said, "The reason you can't feel your legs is because the doctor had to amputate both your arms!!!!"

Man, I am sure glad he couldn't shoot the messenger.

Enjoy the weekend and remember it is summer so drink lots of liquid!! Set 'em up Joe!!