What is Going on in our World?

Happy Friday!!


Well, it has been confirmed....

McDonald's has reached Africa!







Is the following a stupid headline for a story?

'Three Held in Search for Constable'

Why wouldn't they let them go so they can search too?





Baby 'Bubba' Gets State Gun Permit

CHICAGO - Bubba Ludwig cannot walk, talk or open the refrigerator door - but he does have his very own Illinois gun permit.

The 10-month-old, whose given name is Howard David Ludwig, was issued a firearm owner's identification card after his father, Howard Ludwig, paid the $5 fee and filled out the application, not expecting to actually get one.


The card lists the baby's height at 2 feet, 3 inches, weight at 20 pounds and has a scribble where the signature should be.

With some exceptions, the cards are required of any Illinois residents purchasing or possessing firearms or ammunition within the state. There are no age restrictions on the cards, an official said.

Ludwig, 30, of Chicago, applied for the card after his own father bought Bubba a 12-gauge Beretta shotgun as a gift.

The grandfather bought Bubba a 12-gauge shotgun, what a nice grandpa. I wonder if grandpa's name is Bubba?





U.S. Divorce Rate at Lowest Level Since 1970 and divorce lawyers are advertising:


Reminds me of the woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove who seemed way too qualified for the job.

"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, yes!" she replied, "I've been divorced three times."


In doing research for this story, a woman told me this regarding her divorce:

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.



On the other hand, one of the men I talked to shared this with me:

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."



And yet another man shared this:

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.


That's all the fun anyone can stand for a Friday!! Have a safe and sane weekend and come back Monday for more insanity!!!!