Far Out

Couple Jailed for Pricey Bosom Fondle Scam

Helsinki - A fee of 25,500 euros, or $32,000, is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.

The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions.

"Based on general life experience alone, it is indisputably clear that a 25,500 euro charge is disproportionate to the compensation in question," said Judge Hasse Hakki, who heard the case.

But he said the court in Kokkola, about 300 miles north of Helsinki, would not decide "the proper financial value of the compensation."

The retiree filed charges against the couple, who were convicted of extortionate overcharging, even though he told the court he paid the price willingly at the time.

If this guy is 74 and fondling a 20-year-old woman's breasts, he is not suffering from dementia.

He may be delusional and a very bad shopper. Then again she might be, as Paris would say, hot.







Couples Line Up for Passion in a Car on Stilts

Amsterdam - Couples in Amsterdam are writing out their dreams of passion for the chance to spend a night in a small car fitted with a bed and hoisted up on poles.

For a free overnight stay, couples must write to the Italian artist who converted the hatchback, and explain their romantic intentions -- ranging from marriage proposals to re-enactments of teenaged backseat fumblings.

Federico D'Orazio said he removed the seats of the Opel Kadett, squeezed a double bed into it and placed it on 13-foot-high poles to provide a place for "real love" in a city famed for its sex trade.

"I tried to make a space for real love in a city where sex is dominant," said Federico D'Orazio. "You can have sex because it is a safe structure."

The car is not anywhere near Amsterdam's famous red light district -- where scantily clad prostitutes display their charms in the windows of brothels -- but it has received enough offers to be filled for six months. It is available until mid-October.

Dutch couple Hanne Hagenaars and Hans Bolscher said they recently spent a night in the car, although at one point a passer-by tried to climb in with them.

"In cars a lot of aggressiveness takes place so to invite people to make love in the car, I think it is really nice," said 45-year-old Hagenaars.

Wow, foreigners don't get it. He took the seats out which ruins the challenge. My research staff advises a bed is easy, a back seat requires creativity with "seat" positions!!!








Just like the stores being ahead of the holidays these next two stories are early for Halloween.


Severed Heads Scare Off Burglars

Vienna - Burglars in Vienna opted for a speedy getaway after they found eight severed human heads when breaking into the basement of an apartment building, Austrian police said Friday.

A dentist had stored the mummified heads, which he used for research, in a chest in the basement. Burglars stumbled upon the collection when they broke in, police said.

"The burglars were looking for loot when they discovered the heads," said a spokeswoman for Austrian police. "From what it looks like, they just left them lying and bolted away."

Austrian authorities said they were investigating whether there had been a breach of the regulations for storing research materials.

Evidently when they opened the chest, what scared the burglars was when the eight heads started to sing "I ain't got no body!!"







Doctor accused of taking cadaver hand

Med school grad pleads not guilty to giving stray body part to exotic dancer

New Brunswick, N.J. - A doctor has pleaded not guilty to stealing a hand from a New Jersey medical school cadaver and giving it to an exotic dancer.

Ahmed Rashed, a 2005 graduate of the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey, was charged Monday after voluntarily returning from Los Angeles, where he is in a residency program.

The dancer, Linda Kay, kept the hand in a jar of formaldehyde in her bedroom. Friends have said she called the hand “Freddy.”

Police discovered the hand, along with six human skulls, at Kay’s home in July, after being called there on a report that a roommate was suicidal. The roommate was not home, but Kay was.

Kay, 31, has pleaded not guilty to unlawful disposal of human remains. Her mother has said she believed the skulls were bought from a mail order catalog.

He got what he wanted and she got what she wanted when he was not around!! Makes perfect sense!! Head and a hand. Freddy, oh Freddy, oh ohhhhhhh Freddy!!!!!






And in closing:

I was talking to a guy who had just celebrated his wedding anniversary.

He told me he and his wife had 30 good years together.

He said he figured that was not too bad considering it was their 50th wedding anniversary they just celebrated!!!!



That's all you get for this first Sunday of fall !!!!!

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