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Terrific Thursday to ya!!!



Woman Crashes While Teaching Dog to Drive

BEIJING - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson.

No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged. The woman, identified only by her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive." "She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

Maybe they drive on the wrong side of the road there so it is harder for the dog to learn, or maybe the dog just had a bad instructor!!!










Driving dog:

As you will see in the next picture, here in Las Vegas dogs learn relatively easily as demonstrated by Charlie the English Mastiff behind the wheel of his new H3 Hummer.


He does have a small problem at stop lights with checking out the babes!!!!!









Not as good a driver as Charlie:

Chase leaves N.D. town short of squad cars

Man stands accused of ramming 10 police cruisers during two-state pursuit

GRAND FORKS, N.D. - The city is short on squad cars after a man led police on a destructive chase and crashed his van into 10 cruisers, officials said.
By the time officers stopped Jeffrey Bean in Minnesota, eight squad cars from Grand Forks and two from East Grand Forks, Minn., were damaged, Grand Forks Police Sgt. Roger Pohlman said.

The department doesn't have enough vehicles now for all officers on duty, he said. "Right now, our day shift has enough vehicles. Our night shifts are doubling up," Pohlman said.

I bet they beat the $%!T outta that guy. Now they will have to go back to walking the beat. One hopes the doughnut shop is within walking distance to the police station!!!










Australian farmers called to report ugly sheep

Scientists hope to unlock the genetic makeup of prized merino sheep

SYDNEY, Australia - Australian scientists have called on the country’s farmers to report any ugly sheep found in their flocks.

So far only 10 ugly sheep have been found this lambing season, which stretches from April to September, when statistically there could be hundreds.

My research staff talked to several sheep herders and they all said they have never met an ugly sheep. They did say that they were surprised that 10 ugly sheep were found, and added that those sheep must have done something to make the sheep herder really, really mad!!








When you look into my big brown eyes:

Never hug a Swiss cow, hikers told

'Reports of unpleasant meetings' with cattle prompt new ground rules

GENEVA, Switzerland - Keep your distance. Avoid eye contact. If approached by a cow even if it looks cute, never hug a Swiss cow, never caress, touch them or look them directly in the eye.

They only have eyes for the cow herder!!! Wow, I thought the Swiss were a romantic lot that liked to be hugged, touched, caressed, and above all liked you to look into their big brown eyes.

I hope this doesn't mean those cows will stop making Swiss Cheese and Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate!!!

As Paris Hilton would say,













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