Tuesday Tidbits

Will miracles never cease?

Cubs End Six-Game Slide With Win Over Reds

Wow, was Dusty Baker not at the game?



SAN FRANCISCO - Barry Bonds hit his 715th home run, one more than Ruth



So, let the debate begin. Bonds did it on steroids, Ruth did it on hot dogs and beer.

But not everyone realizes Ruth used an illegal substance too. You see Ruth was drinking alcohol during prohibition!

I will be glad to see Bonds fade into the sunset. I am tired of hearing from or about him!!



Williams Joins CFL's Toronto Argonauts



Miami Back Suspended for One Year by NFL

Williams has been suspended by the NFL for the entire 2006 season following a fourth positive drug test.

The Dolphins have supported Williams throughout the suspension. I think that speaks volumes for the kind of guy that Nick Saban is and the Dolphins organization.

With professional sports anything goes. This is another one of our sports heroes. What great role models Mr. Williams and the whole Miami organization are!!!!!



Not a good week for parachutists


Woman Dies in BASE Jump From Boise Idaho Bridge

A California woman died Monday after her parachute failed to deploy during a 486-foot leap from a bridge.

I wonder if her husband packed the parachute????


One dead after skydivers collide in Kentucky

2nd skydiver hospitalized; both men called ‘very competent jumpers.’

If they were ‘very competent jumpers,’ I doubt they would have collided!!!!!


Skydiver Slips From Harness, Falls to Death

A first-time skydiver slipped from her harness during a jump and fell to her death.

During tandem jumps, a novice skydiver is harnessed to the chest of an experienced jumper. When the parachute is deployed, the experienced skydiver guides the team to the ground.

Rumor has it the woman was nagging from the start and complained the entire time. The experienced skydiver may have guided her to the ground just for peace and quiet!

I have never understood why someone would jump out of a perfectly good running airplane anyway!!!!!!




'Rocky' Sequel Sets December 22 Fight Date


In 'Rocky Balboa,' the 65-year-old Italian Stallion is forced to come out of retirement to take on Mason 'The Line' Dixon, played by real boxing champ Antonio Tarver. What, you mean the 65-year-old Rocky is not a real boxing champ? What's next, the Easter Bunny?



Grammy Awards Will Return to Sunday Night

Who cares?

The telecast drew its lowest ratings since such record-keeping began.

No kidding, "American Idol" kicked their butts!!!!!



Moving to more news about Illegals


Singer Joan Baez Takes Up Residence In L.A. Tree

Los Angeles Community Garden Threatened with Demolition

It's a community garden because of squatters!!!!

The farmers are threatened with eviction after a court battle over ownership of the land between the city of Los Angeles and a developer who wants to build a warehouse there.

Take note, the farmers are illegals using someone else's property.

"It's an extraordinary community of people and creativity in this industrial part of the city, and it literally gives life in every way," Baez told reporters, after singing a verse of "We Shall Overcome" in Spanish.

Joan, go away, you never were that good and now you sing We Shall Overcome in Spanish? No wonder Bob Dylan dumped you!!!



Michael Jackson Plans Appearance in Tokyo

Michael Jackson plans to make his first public appearance since his trial acquittal last June.

This is an alert for all the Japanese parents with male children. Lock your doors and keep your kids inside until Michael leaves!!!!!


Help Wanted Category

Florida's alligator census gets under way

Careful counting: Gators abound during state’s annual count.

The data becomes part of the state’s annual alligator count.
Summer job anyone?