Political Viagra

With all the news about affairs in politics, I see why so many people spend so much money to run for a political office.

Look at all the sex they have while in office, and remember these are just the ones we hear about.

Come inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel at home.
Now let's pour a glass of wine 'cause now we're all alone.

I've been waiting for you girl, just let me hold you close to me,
'Cause I've been dyin' for you girl, to make love to me.

Girl, you make me feel real good.
We can do it 'til we both wake up.

Because I am a Governor, Congressman or Senator and I have the power and I can put you on my office payroll or pay you from campaign funds even if I am a schmuck!!



If you need to find a politician you might want to stop by a couple of bars in ALTON, Illinois.

Woman accused of tending bar in the buff

It's a different take on 'belly up to the bar.'

A 24-year-old female bartender in the Mississippi River community of Alton was charged with misdemeanor lewd entertainment after apparently working in the buff.

Police arrested the woman last Friday at the Pub Room after someone called to complain.

Authorities said the woman had managed to put on a shirt before officers arrived.

It's not the first time it's happened in that area.

Last month in nearby Jersey County, a 33-year-old bartender at The Cabin Incorporated in Delhi was charged with public indecency after sheriff's deputies found her working nude.

Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’.
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’.

All my neon neighbors they like what I play
Cause they've heard it every night since you've walked away

Every night I run a needle through ‘Walking The Floor’.
I'm gonna spend the night like every night before.

I pity the poor fool that called to complain.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.