A Strange World

I have to share a sign I saw when I was driving down the street. I really want to do business with this company.

The sign read: Open 7 days a week including Saturdays and Sundays.

Strange, but then again I learned from a presidential candidate we have 56 or 57 states.

What credentials do you need to be a newspaper editor?

Newspaper Misspells Its Name on Front Page:

The man that would be King.

Activists Try to Install a King in Hawaii

A group of Native Hawaiians claiming to be the state's legitimate rulers occupied the grounds of a historic palace for two hours before being arrested by state officers in the second recent takeover of its kind.


A group of men, wearing red shirts with "security" stenciled in yellow on the back, took over the grounds by chaining the gates of the palace next to the State Capitol and posted signs saying: "Property of the Kingdom of Hawaiian Trust."

"They've got a king, and the king wants to sit on the throne," de Alba Chu said.


The English are a stuffy bunch:

Man Banned From Love Nest for Loud Sex

A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex.

Residents of Norris's publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said.
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place

Hit me with your best shot!
Come on, hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

And another week begins!!