God must love stupid people: He made so many!!!

Americans have dumbed down to the point that we are followers with no common sense.

The next story reminds me of the story about the guy that ran the insane asylum and for a treat he decided to take the patients to a baseball game.

He told them they could only go if they all obeyed at the same time when they were told to do something.

They all eagerly agreed so off to the ballpark they went.

They get to the park and line up in front of their seats and he shouts out "SIT NUTS."

All of the mental patients immediately sit down.

Everything is going great, it's a beautiful day at the park, and the game reaches the time for the 7th inning stretch and he shouts "STAND NUTS."

All of the mental patients immediately stand up.

While they are all standing there, a vendor walks by and shouts out "PEANUTS."

Whoops, who saw that coming?

Simon says jump off a cliff.


GPS Device Leads Travelers to Cliff's Edge

CANNONVILLE, Utah - A GPS device led a convoy of tourists astray, finally stranding them on the edge of a sheer cliff.

With little food or water, the group of 10 children and 16 adults from California had to spend a night in their cars deep inside the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument.

They used a global positioning device to plot out a backcountry route Saturday from Bryce Canyon National Park to the Grand Canyon.

But the device couldn't tell how rough the roads were. One vehicle got stuck in soft sand, two others ran low on fuel. And the device offered suggestions that led them onto the wrong dirt roads, which ended at a series of cliffs.

The group was so lost it couldn't figure out how to backtrack and started to panic. Kids were crying, and one infant was sick with fever, according to a member of the party.

"It was a nightmare - the vacation from hell," Daniel Cohen, back home safely in Los Angeles, said."

Chief Deputy Tracy Glover said the convoy took one wrong turn after another onto a succession of lesser dirt paths that are barely passable in the best of weather.

I don't care that I can see there is no road or it is impassable, I'm a follower and my $395.00 GPS says it's the way to go and that is the way we will go!!

What is not said, but I will bet an ice tea on, is the wives told the husbands to stop and ask directions.

Real men don't ask directions!!

I suspect with those people the gene pool could use a little chlorine.



Sometimes though, it is not always best to stop and ask for directions.

Woman picks the wrong house to stop for directions

RAPID CITY, S.D. -A woman who allegedly was driving while intoxicated in the Sturgis area picked the wrong house to stop at.

Meade County Sheriff Ron Merwin said a 37-year-old woman got lost and stopped at a home to get directions.

The house belongs to one of the sheriff's deputies. The female deputy believed that the woman was intoxicated and would not let her drive away. Merwin said that resulted in a wrestling match.

The woman was jailed on charges of felony drunken driving and assaulting the deputy.

She is not a complete idiot, some parts are just missing.



This guy doesn't suffer from insanity, he enjoys every minute of it.

Landlord allegedly rams Hummer into renter's house

NEWARK, Del-Police have arrested a Newark area landlord who allegedly rammed his Hummer into a renter's house, claiming the tenants were behind on their rent.

The 30-year-old landlord crashed the SUV into a home on Lute Court in Harmony Woods.

A 50-year-old woman and her 53-year-old husband were sleeping inside and were jolted awake by a loud crash and the house shaking.

Officers learned the man was the landlord and went to his home and saw the damaged Hummer with a pine branch stuck in the front bumper.

The landlord was charged with endangering the welfare of those inside, reckless driving and harassment, among other charges.

OK so if you are not going to pay the rent, I'll teach you a lesson. I will do damage to MY house with MY car and teach you not to try to stiff ME.


As the famous Forrest Gump once said:

"STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES."