Something For Everyone

Mid week, Woo Hoo

The Academy Awards were just on T.V. and they were showing old clips of years past. One clip for some reason they never show is when actress Jayne Mansfield accidentally exhaled her breast out of her dress during the telecast of the Academy Awards in 1957. That would improve their low ratings for sure.


They say when you get older your memory starts to fade. John Mc Cain at age 71 has given credence to that. It seems he forgot that he had an extramarital affair with a female lobbyist named Vicki Iseman.


Remember how The Lone Ranger's trusty companion, Tonto, called him "Kemo Sabe?" Obviously Lone didn't know Kemo Sabe means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.


Golfers use an estimated $800 million worth of golf balls annually.


I was talking Golf to my friend Wally the other day and I asked him what his handicap was. He told me it was his driver and his putter.


Wal-Mart sells so much stuff from China that they are contemplating adding Chinese cars to their line of goods.


Have you ever noticed how some kids look identical to their fathers?






















I smoke because I am just following doctor's orders. From the 1500's to the 1700's, tobacco was prescribed by doctors to treat a variety of ailments including headaches, toothaches, arthritis and bad breath. I have an old doctor.


It takes 17 muscles to smile --- 43 to frown. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day. That is one reason I choose not to grow up.


A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is decapitated. Scientists first learned this when a person was decapitated in a car accident and as the head was rolling down the street witnesses heard the head singing "I ain't got nobody."


Do you know who is buried in Grants tomb? Nobody is buried in Grant’s tomb. President & Mrs. Grant are entombed there. A body is buried only when it is placed in the ground and covered with dirt.


On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000. Now there's a news flash!!!


"Don't worry about a thing, because there's nothing that's going to be all right."