Monday, February 25, 2008

Chance Of A Life Time

Investors welcome.

Ok this is your chance to invest in something that will make you some real money.

Here's my idea:

Everything we do nowadays is fast paced, gotta go here, gotta get there. That is why fast food restaurants exist.

Here is my proposal - Drive-in funerals!

















That's right.

Maybe some of you remember the multiplex drive- in theaters. Four screens with a concession stand in the middle.















When you get right down to it, funerals are an inconvenience for everyone, not only the person that died but for the family having to sit and be stared at by those attending.

Those attending normally have to take time off from work, delay a trip out of town, dress different than normal, farm out the kids, do something with the dog or miss a meal.

It can really mess up your plans.

With the drive-in funeral it is a win win for everyone.

Here is how my idea works:

Just the family, the deceased and the preacher have a service which is filmed.

That way the family is comfortable and if the preacher makes a mistake with the name or something else, a second or third take can be shot.

Now the best part:
To make it convenient for people to attend the funeral, it can be shown on the screen more than one time on a specific day.

The funeral could be shown on the big screen in the evening on Monday through Thursday, that way it doesn't interfere with work or with weekend plans for funeral goers.

With a multiplex you can also have several funerals at the same time.

People don't have to dress up, they can bring crying kids and their pets and they don't disturb anyone.

There is also the convenience of arriving late and staying for the next showing so you don't miss anything.

There would be a flower shop where orders could be called in and flowers could be placed on the speaker posts throughout the lot.

People could either come early or stay for the second showing and during the time prior to the start of the funeral, between or after the funeral they could stop by the snack bar and grab dinner or snacks to enjoy in the comfort of their car while watching the funeral.












WAG'S SNACK BAR MENU

Our Famous Big Mamaburger (with or without onions) 3.50

Big Mamaburger with Cheese (with or without onions) 3.75

Hot Buttered Popcorn 1.75 - 2.75 - 3.75

Ice Cold Pop
Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Barq's Root Beer
Lemonade, Orange Drink, Fruit Punch 1.50 - 1.75 - 2.00

Bottled Water 1.45

Sizzling Hot Dogs 2.50

Cheese Dogs (with Nacho Cheese) 3.00

Chili Cheese Dogs 3.80

Homemade Barbecue on a Bun 3.50

Nachos with Cheese
(Jalapeno Peppers - $.50) 2.50

Golden French Fries
(with Nacho Cheese - $1.00 more)
(with Chili - $1.00 more) 1.50 - 2.50

Corn Dog on a Stick 2.50

Mini Corn Dogs (6) with fries 3.80

Golden Mini Tacos (10) 3.80

Chicken Strips (3) with fries 4.75

Candy Bars and Boxed Candy 1.25 - 3.00

Grilled Cheese 2.50

Pizza (12") 9.00

Onion Rings 2.50

Cheddar Munchers 2.50

Coffee .75

Ice Cream Treats
Ice Cream Bars, Sandwiches, Drumsticks
1.90

T-shirts 14.00

Hats 9.00

On weekends it will turn back into the old fashioned drive-in theater.

I am filing for a patent for this idea and you have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor of this revolutionary idea.

Sign up now as people are dying to be a part of this!!!

2 Comments:

At 9:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave, Dave, Dave. :o)

 
At 10:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you need to take a few days off this blog is getting to you

Ben

 

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