I Just Don't Get It

Talk about confused...

Sunday morning I got up at 2 A.M. to change all my clocks but I didn't know if I was supposed to get up at the old 2 A.M. or the new 2 A.M. to change them.

The result is I missed the designated time to change the clocks so now I am an hour early everywhere I go. I can't wait until the next change.




The following question appears on The United States citizenship test:

In the United States of America when calling a business you will be asked to push 1 for English and push 2 for ???



The following speed limit signs are quite interesting:



Of all the people in the next picture can you pick out the person that was driving the car?


I'll give you 1 clue, the driver is wearing white pants.

How does one figure out who the driver is from this picture? Simple. Who else could get 5 men to stop at the same time to try to lift a car together!


Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.



The following bumper sticker was spotted by Vicki on our vacation:

Does your wife drive you to drink?
If so, have her drive you to Charlie's bar.


Hey you gotta love life in these United states. Case in point:

Teachers are having sex with their students (oh to be young and a student again) but in Illinois schools students can't even display any sign of affection to another friend.

Illinois middle schooler is given detention for hugging 2 friends at school

Two hugs equals two days of detention for 13-year-old Megan Coulter.

The eighth-grader was punished for violating a school policy banning public displays of affection when she hugged two friends Friday.

"I was just giving them a hug goodbye for the weekend," she said.

District Superintendent Sam McGowen said that he thinks the penalty is fair and that administrators in the school east of St. Louis were following policy in the student handbook.

It states: "Displays of affection should not occur on the school campus at any time. It is in poor taste, reflects poor judgment, and brings discredit to the school and to the persons involved."


The people that wrote the handbook are supposed to be educated and a hug is in poor taste, reflects poor judgment, and brings discredit to the school and to the persons involved.

What happened here in the United States? When did we all turn stupid?

That's it, I'm so disillusioned. I'm going to have to commit a Zin or maybe 7 of them.

The 7 deadly Zins








Let ye without Zin cast the first empty bottle!!!!