Oh My, What is This?

Anna Nicole Smith is dead?

Have any of you heard that?


Who's body do you think will finally be buried first - James Brown's or Anna Nicole Smith's?

Who's your Daddy?

Maybe they haven't buried James Brown yet because he is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.




On another note:

Paris Hilton was rumored to be upset because Anna Nicole Smith upstaged her by dying.

Striving to regain her 15 minutes of fame. Since she has no talent, Paris did what she knows how to do to best to regain the spotlight.


She was stopped about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress and star of "The Simple Life" was ticketed for misdemeanor driving with a suspended license after her blue Bentley Continental GTC was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard.

Paris Hilton May Be Headed to Jail
Heiress' Probation May Be Revoked for Latest Violation

Now I ask you, can we be that lucky????



Speaking of stupid:

Attempted Burglary Suspects Ring Doorbell

BRANDON, Fla. - So much for stealth. Authorities said a trio trying to open a locked door alerted a sleeping homeowner when one of them rang the doorbell.

Homeowner Samuel Sanchez, 35, confronted the burglars about 11:30 a.m. Monday, one of whom was still trying to open the door with a pocket knife.

Deputies arrived moments later and arrested three teen suspects, including one found hiding in a trash bin.

Oh, the teenage years. Stupid is as stupid does - lean on the doorbell while trying to open the door with a pocket knife!!! Duh.




Did you see this pizza tin that conveniently appeared on Ash Wednesday

Virgin Mary Pizza Pan?

Hundreds flock to Texas to see an image that appeared in a tray on Ash Wednesday.


OK I think the Virgin Mary picture is a stretch.

I see a different picture and it does appear to be pornographic to me!!!!!

How about you, what do you see?




Speaking of porn, is the following a case of having your cake and eating it too?

Damages Won for Sex-Drive-Boosting Injury

LONDON - A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography was awarded more than 3 million pounds, or $5.89 million, in damages.

Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, suffered severe head injuries in a fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a "disinhibited" character who had two affairs.

He was in a coma for two months after falling from a gantry while working at a bicycle warehouse shortly after his marriage. Doctors said it was a miracle he survived.

Awarding him 3.1 million pounds in compensation at London's High Court, Judge Michael Harris said: "His life and the life of his young wife were shattered."

His former employer, Professional Cycle Marketing, of Essex, had argued through their lawyers that his injuries were not as bad as suggested in court.

You know, I have to agree with his former employer. I don't see that type of injury being that bad either.

It's like free Viagra and no side effects!!

As far as his wife goes, it's unfortunate she wasn't more understanding of his injuries.

Less headaches and more understanding from the little bride was all he wanted.

Seems to me the ex-wife should have been the one awarded the $5.89 million for her suffering.

The husband didn't suffer at all!!!!

Here's a clear case where the guy gets paid big bucks for sex.

Sweet work if you can get it.



Well, another keeper on this Thursday.

We are on the downhill slide to the weekend.

See you again tomorrow, or if not, why not, what better do you have to do?