Ripped from the headlines:

Strippers Reportedly File Oil Spill Compensation Claim; Pay Czar 'Dubious'
the Mimosa Dancing Girls adult entertainment club filed a compensation claim for lost business under the $20 billion gulf oil spill escrow fund that the Obama administration conceived and BP agreed to last week.

But today, the government-appointed administrator of the fund, pay czar Kenneth Feinberg, expressed his doubt that the claim was legitimate.
"I'm dubious about that claim. I'm very dubious about that claim," Feinberg told "Good Morning America." "But I don't want to prejudge any individual claim, and I think we will study this.

Can you say BP unlimited credit card to study these claims?

I'll give him props for wanting to study it, I mean what kind of idiot would not want to study this claim?

He already has prejudged this by being dubious.
He should frequent the establishment several times, at least 30 or 40,and observe how big the crowds are then do in depth interviews with each girl to find out if the denomination of the bills has changed downward.

Have them give demonstrations of exactly how they earn their salaries.

If they are going to pay claims for lack of business they should not discriminate based on the type of business effected.

Those girls probably have the most legitimate claim of anybody and they are entitled too ya know!!!



This Brew is not for you!

Lesson #1 when down to the last 6 pack head to the store don't chance having only 1 can left:

Woman Brawled With Boyfriend Over Last Beer.

The Florida woman spent two nights in jail for allegedly roughing up her boyfriend after he started drinking the last can of beer.

Elizabeth Breeden, 41, "went off" on her 53-year-old boyfriend when he opened their last can of Natural Light After scuffling over the beer, Breeden reportedly ripped the can in half, spilling the prized brew on her beau, a chair and the floor.

When her boyfriend stood up, Breeden is accused of slapping him in the face and kicking him in the groin.

She was charged with domestic battery.

She ripped the can in half and kicked him where? Wow i didn't know Natural Light was that good.

Natural Light is brewed to be enjoyed responsibly by adults. © 2010 Anheuser- Busch, Inc., Brewer of Natural Light® Beer, St. Louis, MO.

Burning Ring Of Fire.

Seems like Al Gore visited Portland Oregon and due to the global warming there, he had some hot flashes (a little lower please) while getting a massage.

Needless to say he had the wrong masseuse and he did not get the "Happy Ending" massage he demanded.