Teacher's Pet

OK that's it, I have decided to sue my school.



When I attended school it was a kindergarten through 12 campus, so there was plenty of opportunity for me to get a complete education during that time.

I'm not sure if the statute of limitations has run out, but I feel I lost out on a first-class education like many kids are getting today.

This is what I am basing my lawsuit on:

A former Tacoma, Wash., elementary school teacher was found guilty Monday of having sex with a 10-year-old student and his 15-year-old brother.

Nebraska middle school math teacher Kelsey Peterson was sentenced Thursday to eight to 10 years in prison for first-degree sexual assault of a minor. Peterson fled to Mexico with a 13-year-old student in October 2007. She will serve the time simultaneously with a six-year federal prison sentence.

A Massachusetts teacher was charged Feb. 24 with kidnapping a 15-year-old student and taking him to a West Virginia motel where the two were found together.

South Carolina elementary school teacher Wendie Schweikert, 37, pleaded guilty to having sex with an 11-year-old student.

Florida middle school teacher Debra Lafave was sentenced to house arrest and probation in 2005 after pleading guilty to charges that she had sex with a 14-year-old student.

Mary Kay Letourneau served a seven-year sentence in California for having sex with student Vili Fualaau when he was 12.

Tennessee gym teacher Pamela Rogers received an eight-year sentence for having sex with a 13-year-old student.

California teacher Rebecca Boicelli was sentenced to two years in prison after DNA tests proved her 16-year-old student was the father of her child.

None of my teachers offered me that type of education.

OK change of plans. While preparing my case to take to the attorney, I gathered up all of my class pictures to submit as evidence.

Even though the pictures are black and white, since I don't think color film had been invented yet, upon close inspection of my female teachers in the pictures I have a change of heart.

I have decided that there was one girl Rita, that was in the class ahead of me, who in the hay field behind the school during recess and lunch might have given me a better education.