Say What

So today let's try something a little different, what do you say?

And I quote:


I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

When in doubt, consult your inner child - if it doesn't come naturally, leave it.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Coffee is not my cup of tea.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

A billion here and a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking real money.

The great thing about history is that it's over.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

Common sense ain't common.

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple sources is called research.


Well that's my research for today !! Check back tomorrow just in case there is intelligent life on this blog!!!!!