Friday, Man I Love Friday!!

This my friends is why I have cable T. V. and had it installed by the cable company.

Man Accidentally Kills Wife During Botched Satellite TV Install.

Sedalia, Missouri, a husband has admitted to shooting his wife during the install of a home satellite TV system.

Amazingly the husband, Ronald Long, was trying to use a .22-caliber pistol to shoot a hole through the wall in the couple's home to enable them to run a wire through to the television.

His first shot was apparently unsuccessful in penetrating the wall and his second shot somehow hit his wife in the chest, 34-year-old Patsy Long.

She was pronounced dead on Saturday night.

OK, how many of you have seen the size of a 22 bullet? How many of you have seen the size of the wire which is the same size of your cable cord.

A 38 would have been closer to the right size hole, a 357 magnum even much better.

I suspect his wife was telling him how to do the installation and he just couldn't take it any longer and the bullet somehow hit her in the chest.

Want to bet the dish companies are printing up labels to stick on their dishes warning about these new potential dangers of satellite dish installation?

Thwarted, alleged robber asks for call-back

Gives his number so he could return when owner was there to open safe.

CHICAGO - An alleged thief wasn't fazed when workers at a Chicago muffler shop told him a safe he wanted to rob wasn't open.

He just asked them to give him a call when their boss returned with the combination.
"He gave us his phone number when we told him we didn't have any money.

He told us to call him back when the owner came back with the money and he was going to come back and rob him," said worker Tony Diaz.

So like how much money could a muffler shop have in their safe?

This guy's parents knew how to teach stupid.



Clearly a case of entrapment

1 Of 2 93-Year-Olds Charged In Manatee County Sex Sting

MANATEE COUNTY - Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings.

In the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.

Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West.

Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune he was only flirting with the woman.

"I haven't had that in years," he said. "Ninety-three is kind of old."

Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with the "good-looking girl" who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover officer.

Police say Underhill was willing to pay $30 for sex and that he promised to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal.

Prosecutors say that they cannot move ahead with the criminal case because there is no way to prove Underhill planned to come back.

Underhill was fined $150 for trying to pick up a prostitute in 1990, when he was 75. In the latest case, he says, he was not cruising Tamiami Trail for sex: He just wanted to chat with the buxom woman who smiled at him as he drove past.

"All I was going to do was talk," he said Monday. "It wasn't for sex. I am 93, you know."

Yeah right, he just wanted to talk. Sure, just like most people that buy Playboy Magazine only want to read the articles.




Maybe he knew about a blue pill's anniversary.

Viagra Celebrates 10-Year Anniversary



More than 35 million men have taken "the little blue pill" since it was approved by the FDA to treat erectile dysfunction 10 years ago.

The drug has been lauded for igniting a second sexual revolution.

Former Republican senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole became a spokesman for the drug. "You know, it's a little embarrassing to talk about ED, but it's so important to millions of men and their partners that I decided to talk about it publicly," Dole said in the commercial.

If you think it doesn't work, look at Dole's face. He just can't quit grinning from ear to ear!!!

That's a wrap for this week. Going to take a nice desolate drive north to Reno for the weekend. Hope you have a good one as well!!